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How's this for a bad news/good news/bad news/good news day:
We've been smelling a faint odor of natural gas in our lower parking lot. Finally called the gas company today.
Bad news: our gas line, installed in 1939, is leaking.
Good news: it appears to be leaking (slowly) only in that lot, not in the yard or in the house. Nothing is in danger unless it starts leaking towards the house - they then shut the gas off.
Bad news: the entire line must be replaced.
Good news: for years, we've been paying for line insurance. It should not cost us anything.
Possible bad news: if they can't push the new line (1" plastic) through the existing line (1.25"), then they have to dig up the yard. That would be bad - through a picket fence, a peony flower bed, a flagstone fire pit area, a small walkway with steps, and a second flower bed near the house.
Final good news: the leak is so slow they were able to turn the gas back on until the repair guys show up tomorrow, so no cold showers.
Weirdly cool news: I have "do not cross" yellow tape now around my lower lot. I don't know why I think that's cool, I just do. They put it up so no one would pull into the lot and maybe spark something.
Here's the prohibited section:
If they have to dig it will follow the yellow dash on the lawn from the street to the house, right through the fire pit patio. This would not be good.
Can't wait for tomorrow - either more good or bad news.