Raulandpinboy
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A few of you want me to tell the stories about some of the jokes we have played on each other here at the hollow mountain, these go back several years but here are just a few of my handy work.
These are the top ten practical jokes I have performed throughout the years that is the ones that can be listed here.
Mind you these days most of these would get you sued or fired.
The top ten practical jokes, some that worked some that did not
#10 We pulled the door pins from the branch managers door and closed it, next morning when he opened the door it fell down. (Worked but he tried to grab it and rode it all the way to the ground)
#9 We put a huge, like one of those old TV cameras in the women's bathroom on the ceiling facing the toilet, you could only see if you sat down and looked up. The screams could be heard for miles. (Note it was a non working no wires attached to it camera)
#8 We waited until the head salesman went into the hall bathroom and locked the door, we took a blow torch and tried to heat up the doorknob ( Was funny until the varnish on the door caught fire and the entire door was engulfed in flames, and we had to use an extinguisher to put it out) during the whole thing he just kept yelling cant a guy go to bathroom in peace. When he came out and saw the door and wall were chard he almost passed out.
#7 We kept moving the CEO car around the parking lot to different locations, for a while she thought she was going nuts. (Hydraulic jacks and furniture moving dollies if you were wondering)
#6 We took all the managers pictures from the corporate yearly report newsletter type book, and borrowed a few wanted posters from the post office, we then scanned and inserted the pictures into the posters and made like ohhhhh 30 copies of each and put them say like everywhere on telephone poles, walls, in light fixtures you name it.
#5 We took the whiniest technician that kept telling us we better not mess with his car and we raised it and put it on blocks so that wheels were just ½ inch above the ground. When he got in and started it up the tires just spun.
#4 We had a friend of ours find us a stripped 1984 Chrysler Lebaron same color as our secretaries only exception this one was totally stripped from the junkyard even the front end was gone, we then moved her car and replaced it with the shell then we put her tag on it and even the same bumper stickers and watched from the windows. (Backfire the neighbor came over and told her something happened to her car, she went outside and freaked then we came outside and let her in on the gag, but the neighbor had already called the police, we were all laughing as they pulled up, they enjoyed the joke then gave us a speech on how wrong it was to switch plates on a car and gave us 24hr to remove the wreck what a killjoy.)
#3 We put a dominos Pizza light up sign on the roof, and a magnetic door signs on the service van while the tech was inside a building doing a service call.
#2 The new tech was afraid somebody would steel his new sound system from his car, so while he was out we covered the car with cardboard, then we wrapped the entire car with duct tape and rope, then tied the rope around a telephone pole, then we made signs and placed them all around the car that said Danger high voltage, don't touch rabies. (Bad part same neighbor called the police again, this time they brought the fire department, and all day long we had police going through our parking lot, they would point laugh take pictures, but hey nobody stole his stereo)
#1 The best one yet we came in over the weekend, and removed all the ceiling tiles in the CEO's office, we then took rope and suspended all the furniture from the roof frame, we then put one of those lights that spin around and makes it look like your under water, you with little fish images floating around, then we rigged a switch on the door so that when you opened it the little Mermaids under the sea song would play. (Bad part he liked it and kept it that way for a few days)
Those are just a few there are so many more so many more.
These are the top ten practical jokes I have performed throughout the years that is the ones that can be listed here.
Mind you these days most of these would get you sued or fired.
The top ten practical jokes, some that worked some that did not
#10 We pulled the door pins from the branch managers door and closed it, next morning when he opened the door it fell down. (Worked but he tried to grab it and rode it all the way to the ground)
#9 We put a huge, like one of those old TV cameras in the women's bathroom on the ceiling facing the toilet, you could only see if you sat down and looked up. The screams could be heard for miles. (Note it was a non working no wires attached to it camera)
#8 We waited until the head salesman went into the hall bathroom and locked the door, we took a blow torch and tried to heat up the doorknob ( Was funny until the varnish on the door caught fire and the entire door was engulfed in flames, and we had to use an extinguisher to put it out) during the whole thing he just kept yelling cant a guy go to bathroom in peace. When he came out and saw the door and wall were chard he almost passed out.
#7 We kept moving the CEO car around the parking lot to different locations, for a while she thought she was going nuts. (Hydraulic jacks and furniture moving dollies if you were wondering)
#6 We took all the managers pictures from the corporate yearly report newsletter type book, and borrowed a few wanted posters from the post office, we then scanned and inserted the pictures into the posters and made like ohhhhh 30 copies of each and put them say like everywhere on telephone poles, walls, in light fixtures you name it.
#5 We took the whiniest technician that kept telling us we better not mess with his car and we raised it and put it on blocks so that wheels were just ½ inch above the ground. When he got in and started it up the tires just spun.
#4 We had a friend of ours find us a stripped 1984 Chrysler Lebaron same color as our secretaries only exception this one was totally stripped from the junkyard even the front end was gone, we then moved her car and replaced it with the shell then we put her tag on it and even the same bumper stickers and watched from the windows. (Backfire the neighbor came over and told her something happened to her car, she went outside and freaked then we came outside and let her in on the gag, but the neighbor had already called the police, we were all laughing as they pulled up, they enjoyed the joke then gave us a speech on how wrong it was to switch plates on a car and gave us 24hr to remove the wreck what a killjoy.)
#3 We put a dominos Pizza light up sign on the roof, and a magnetic door signs on the service van while the tech was inside a building doing a service call.
#2 The new tech was afraid somebody would steel his new sound system from his car, so while he was out we covered the car with cardboard, then we wrapped the entire car with duct tape and rope, then tied the rope around a telephone pole, then we made signs and placed them all around the car that said Danger high voltage, don't touch rabies. (Bad part same neighbor called the police again, this time they brought the fire department, and all day long we had police going through our parking lot, they would point laugh take pictures, but hey nobody stole his stereo)
#1 The best one yet we came in over the weekend, and removed all the ceiling tiles in the CEO's office, we then took rope and suspended all the furniture from the roof frame, we then put one of those lights that spin around and makes it look like your under water, you with little fish images floating around, then we rigged a switch on the door so that when you opened it the little Mermaids under the sea song would play. (Bad part he liked it and kept it that way for a few days)
Those are just a few there are so many more so many more.
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