So the UPS guy knocks on the door

[Regina]

The first thing I notice is that he's wearing shorts on November 30 in New York. It's "unseasonably warm".

He needed me to sign for a package. Check out the wording on the label:

APPROVED WINE SHIPPER
ALCHOLIC BEVERAGES
CANNOT DELIVER TO INTOXICATED PERSONS

I guess I didn't appear drunk at 3:00 in the afternoon. (Sure fooled him. ) He let me take the package.

And YAY!! It's champagne.

 

[Mom2Ashli]

The first thing I notice is that he's wearing shorts on November 30 in New York. It's "unseasonably warm".

He needed me to sign for a package. Check out the wording on the label:

APPROVED WINE SHIPPER
ALCHOLIC BEVERAGES
CANNOT DELIVER TO INTOXICATED PERSONS

I guess I didn't appear drunk at 3:00 in the afternoon. (Sure fooled him. ) He let me take the package.

And YAY!! It's champagne.

 

[Auggiedaugie]

I think we may have the same UPS guy!

 

[Minniespal]

 

[golfgal]

The first thing I notice is that he's wearing shorts on November 30 in New York. It's "unseasonably warm".

He needed me to sign for a package. Check out the wording on the label:

APPROVED WINE SHIPPER
ALCHOLIC BEVERAGES
CANNOT DELIVER TO INTOXICATED PERSONS

I guess I didn't appear drunk at 3:00 in the afternoon. (Sure fooled him. ) He let me take the package.

And YAY!! It's champagne.

So why do you have to order your booze through UPS? Been banned from all the liquor stores have you????

 

[EthansMom]

Yay!

I signed DH up for a 6 month subscription to a Wine Club for his Christmas present. He should be getting the first two bottles of wine soon!

 

[CapeCodTenor]

So why do you have to order your booze through UPS? Been banned from all the liquor stores have you????

That's a good question...please tell.

 

[Bob Slydell]

CANNOT DELIVER TO INTOXICATED PERSONS

Which begs the question -- how many drunks have the foresight to order their booze via UPS?

 

[Regina]

So why do you have to order your booze through UPS? Been banned from all the liquor stores have you????

Nuh-Uh, this wasn't an order, this was a present. Someone I know gives most excellent gifts.

I'd love to see the UPS guy tell someone "sorry, but since you crawled to the door and have your underwear on your head, I can't give you this package."

 

[debbiedoo]

 

[AnnaS]

Too funny

I am not sure what the temperature was today here - but it felt like 70 degrees.

 

[doxdogy]

Didn't you hear, the UPS men will now be conducting field sobriety tests to all their customers.