So I jump ship in Hong Kong

monkeyboy

<font color=purple>Strangely fascinated by zombies
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and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock.

So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier.

Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me.

And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice
 
Always nice to hear a good Cinderella story ;)
 
Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they'll lock me up and throw away the key!
:laughing:
 

License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations.

Man, free to kill gophers at will.

To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever.

They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong.


So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote
 
Mrs. Crane! You're a little monkey woman, you know that?
 
What's wrong with lumber?

I own 2 lumberyards
 












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