CdnDisneyNut
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> >Snowplow's a comin'...
> >
> >Bob and his wife live in Calgary. One winter morning
> >while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going
> >to have 8 to 10 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on
> >the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
> >
> >Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.
> >
> >A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,
"We
> >are expecting 10 to 12 centimeters of snow today. You
> >must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the
snowplow
> >can get through."
> >
> >Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.
> >
> >The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer
> >says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 centimeters of snow
> >today. You must park........ .." then the electric power goes out.
> >
> >Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says,
> >"Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the
> >street do I need to park on so the snowplow can get through?"
> >
> >With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are
married
> >to blondes exhibit, Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage
> >this time?"
> >
> >
> >Bob and his wife live in Calgary. One winter morning
> >while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going
> >to have 8 to 10 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on
> >the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
> >
> >Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.
> >
> >A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,
"We
> >are expecting 10 to 12 centimeters of snow today. You
> >must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the
snowplow
> >can get through."
> >
> >Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.
> >
> >The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer
> >says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 centimeters of snow
> >today. You must park........ .." then the electric power goes out.
> >
> >Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says,
> >"Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the
> >street do I need to park on so the snowplow can get through?"
> >
> >With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are
married
> >to blondes exhibit, Bob says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage
> >this time?"
> >
