so todays news is that....
Ashley Simpson (Jessica Simpson's sister) had her baby and she named it Bronx Mowgli

I bet that girl has never even been to the Bronx and I bet that she never even saw the Jungle Book
also (and this is for you in particular Patsy), some lady in Hawaii was washing grapes that she got in the store and there was a black widow in them.
also they are saying Malls are out and thrift stores are in and .....get this..it says that Disney (World/Land) is out and local parks are in