Small request this Holiday Season

[java]

Another tip- Perfume should not substiute for showering! Perfuming stink is just that- perfumed stink!

 

[Mouse House Mama]

Another tip- Perfume should not substiute for showering! Perfuming stink is just that- perfumed stink!

AMEN! Charlie doesn't make you smell better people. You just smell like poop with a flower on it!

 

[C.Ann]

How about a zip on the lips too? Chill people - it's the season to be merry..

Body odor isn't the only disgusting thing you will find in the stores during the holidays..

 

[dislaney]

I don't think that is a lot to ask! Unfortunately the ones that stink probably don't think they do!

 

[Robinrs]

It's times like this I'm GLAD that I have bad sinuses!!

 

[Seahunt]

I know just what you mean - the other day when I was in the salon getting my hair cut, someone had the stinkiest foot odor going on, like really rank tennis shoes. Phew

I didn't know if it was the stylist (not my regular one), the stylist next to us, or her customer (wasn't me, I promise!), but OMG I almost had to hold my breath during the whole appointment. I thought about saying something like "Listen, we're all females here and just between us, someone's shoes smell realllllly bad" but I was too chicken to do it

 

[CathrynRose]

This made me laugh.

Maybe 10 years ago my g/f and I were to meet for dinner. I told her I needed to run through the mall really quick and pick up some last minute Xmas things, did she wanna meet there, instead?

She "UGH'ed" and said "I guess...." Normally she'd jump at the chance for some Mall/Girl time... why the ugh??

She said she HATED to go to the mall before Christmas. I thought she was going to say the normal "crowds" reason. She continued on ".....because all the wives make their husbands come shopping with them and the whole mall smells like farts"



And seriously... next time you go, per Christmas, take a whiff. She's right.

 

[MELSMICE]

Gross, gross, gross!!!

 

[krcit]

This made me laugh.

Maybe 10 years ago my g/f and I were to meet for dinner. I told her I needed to run through the mall really quick and pick up some last minute Xmas things, did she wanna meet there, instead?

She "UGH'ed" and said "I guess...." Normally she'd jump at the chance for some Mall/Girl time... why the ugh??

She said she HATED to go to the mall before Christmas. I thought she was going to say the normal "crowds" reason. She continued on ".....because all the wives make their husbands come shopping with them and the whole mall smells like farts"



And seriously... next time you go, per Christmas, take a whiff. She's right.

 

[MM27]

I've always wondered if smelly people just don't smell the same smells the rest of us smell. I used to work with a girl when I was in college that had a horrible smell every time she came to work. Several of us complained to the managers, but nothing ever happened. She asked me for a ride home one night and I told her I couldn't because all that kept going through my head was that Seinfeld episode where the valet left his BO smell in Jerry's car.

 

[mysumi]

DeluxePrincess I think you're absolutely right about the stinky people winning, ESP in close quarter shopping combat! lol It makes breathing through your mouth difficult too sometimes!

 

[4nana]

How about a zip on the lips too? Chill people - it's the season to be merry..

Body odor isn't the only disgusting thing you will find in the stores during the holidays..

We must be old and sheltered C.Ann, I can only shake my head at some of the things discussed on the Dis ?! I'd never guessed by the title.

 

[Christine]

I hear ya!!

Sunday mornings are the worst for me. I usually do my grocery shopping early on Sunday and I always get the double whammy of the people who just rolled out of bed and didn't bother to wash their greasy hair. YUCK, it STINKS!!! Then there's the ones on their way to church that gave themselves and Axe bath.

 

[MELSMICE]

I hear ya!!

Sunday mornings are the worst for me. I usually do my grocery shopping early on Sunday and I always get the double whammy of the people who just rolled out of bed and didn't bother to wash their greasy hair. YUCK, it STINKS!!! Then there's the ones on their way to church that gave themselves and Axe bath.

Dirty hair has the most disgusting smell. I can smell it a mile away!!!! Gross!