This was in our newspaper a couple of days ago, and I thought it was cute! 
Crockpotese A language all its own, similar to pig Latin.
Crocktails Hot alcoholic beverages you make in the slow cooker such as
mulled wine or hot buttered rum, often consumed apres ski or apres long day.
Crockpotize To convert a stuck-in-the-kitchen-all-day oven or stove-top recipe into a liberating slow cooker one.
Like Crockwork An expression describing how days run when you've used your slow cooker, i.e. smoothly.
Crockshock A soon-to-be obsolete term describing what happened to people when washing slow cookers back before removable inserts were invented.
Crocktalk Secrets, lies, and gossip shared amongst friends while dinner is slow cooking.
Crockjocks People who use slow cookers so they're free to pursue fitness activities.
Crockabillies People who use slow cookers decorated with ducks or geese motifs.
Crocket Scientists People who use slow cookers who also happen to be really smart.
Crock 'n' Roll An action involving throwing everything into a slow cooker and then jumping in the car and taking off for the day.
Get Crockin' A call to rouse a slow cooker enthusiast out of bed.
Between a crock and a hard place An expression describing a person who has purchased a slow cooker but has no idea what to do with it.
Crockodile Tears When serving a crock-pot dinner to friends or family, pretending to feel bad that you didn't spend the day slaving over a hot stove.
Talk a crock on the wild side A challenge to try something unusual in a slow cooker.
~Rebecca Field Jager~
Crockpotese A language all its own, similar to pig Latin.
Crocktails Hot alcoholic beverages you make in the slow cooker such as
mulled wine or hot buttered rum, often consumed apres ski or apres long day.
Crockpotize To convert a stuck-in-the-kitchen-all-day oven or stove-top recipe into a liberating slow cooker one.
Like Crockwork An expression describing how days run when you've used your slow cooker, i.e. smoothly.
Crockshock A soon-to-be obsolete term describing what happened to people when washing slow cookers back before removable inserts were invented.
Crocktalk Secrets, lies, and gossip shared amongst friends while dinner is slow cooking.
Crockjocks People who use slow cookers so they're free to pursue fitness activities.
Crockabillies People who use slow cookers decorated with ducks or geese motifs.
Crocket Scientists People who use slow cookers who also happen to be really smart.
Crock 'n' Roll An action involving throwing everything into a slow cooker and then jumping in the car and taking off for the day.
Get Crockin' A call to rouse a slow cooker enthusiast out of bed.
Between a crock and a hard place An expression describing a person who has purchased a slow cooker but has no idea what to do with it.
Crockodile Tears When serving a crock-pot dinner to friends or family, pretending to feel bad that you didn't spend the day slaving over a hot stove.
Talk a crock on the wild side A challenge to try something unusual in a slow cooker.
~Rebecca Field Jager~
