Skiers - what is your worst skiing experience?

TheGoofster

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Probably my worst experience on skis was at a small ski place (I can't call it a resort) in Massachusetts. The skis that they rented out were the kind that tied to your ankles, instead of the normal ones that have automatic catches that keep the skis from running away if they come off. Well, I was at the top of the mountain (big hill) when I fell and both skis came off my feet, and somehow got untied from my ankles. Sure enough, both skis then proceeded to ski all the way down the rest of the hill without me, leaving me at the top of the hill with no choice but to walk all the way down trying not to look too foolish as everybody else went flying by me. Needless to say, I never did go back to that ski place.
 
having probably a glass too much gluwein and overbalancing in the queue for the ski lift, the whole line fell down domino fashion - oh the embarrasment :blush:
 
TheGoofster said:
Probably my worst experience on skis was at a small ski place (I can't call it a resort) in Massachusetts. The skis that they rented out were the kind that tied to your ankles, instead of the normal ones that have automatic catches that keep the skis from running away if they come off. Well, I was at the top of the mountain (big hill) when I fell and both skis came off my feet, and somehow got untied from my ankles. Sure enough, both skis then proceeded to ski all the way down the rest of the hill without me, leaving me at the top of the hill with no choice but to walk all the way down trying not to look too foolish as everybody else went flying by me. Needless to say, I never did go back to that ski place.

I wonder if you are talking about MT TOM? dh me there after i had one ski lesson,he wanted me to have more but i was too cheap. half way down the first run i went out of control, skied backwaqrds, spun around front wards almost hiyying other skiiers and then FORTUNATELY fell before i could crash into the lodge. while dh was helping me off withh my rental boots, he drpped the second boot on my big toe and broke it. i didn't get out of bed until noon the next day. then there was the time i broke my elbow, oneski on ice,one ski on slush on mountain road at okemo. pole plant injury. i heard it snap before i hit the ground. road down in the ski patrol taboggan. EMBARRASSING.
 
went up a black diamond lift by accident.....
uh oh no way down :scared1:
lets just say i was covered in snow by the time
i rolled down :lmao:
kerri
 

Very worst was when I fell but instead of falling to the side, I fell back and hurt my knees, took 3 surgeries to fix them!
 
Two words: pommel lift. I've never met one that I can ride. It looks easy in theory, but my butt apparently doesn't speak pommelese.
 
Recent worst - waiting for Dear Partner to make it down the bunny slope, it took nearly 2 hours, I was so frozen and she fell a zillon times and complained that she hated it the entire time.

A while ago when I was 12 I went skiing with friends, we did a black diamond which would've been fine but the snow was slush (end of season) and I slipped and tumbled all the way down the mountain. I has snow in my ears, whip lash, my skis were up the mountain, luckily a friend went back up and got them. My friends were laughing like crazy, wishing they had a camcorder. I was not happy!
 
Coming down Hunter MT in NY, straight as an arrow and fast as a bullet, I couldn't stop at the bottom. Flew off the snow plow mountains like a ski jump, into the parking lot between two buses, got a standing "O" from bus occupants. On the way back to return the rental skis, said skis go off and down another hill onto a pond, where I went through the ice trying to retrieve them. They used to hold your drivers license when you rented, and of course I forgot to get mine back when I returned the skis, and had to drive back thru a blizzard to get it. I met my wife on that trip, so all was not lost.
 
I had to take lessons from a ski instructor so that we could get free skiing and free rentals when my husband was in the service....so we go to a mt and after doing pretty darn good......the instructor said we were on our own......well I put my back to the down of the hill and commenced on skiing backwards ....scared me to death and finally the instructor yelled to fall frontwards..so I did and then my skiis were locked together as I was spread eagle on the ground.....I guess you can say that was the end of my down hill skiing.
The next year hubby got me some cross country skis....so I was doing good at my sisters home...she lives on a lake and we were going across the lake and I fell into a big hole......OY OY OY.....guess what.......those are history.....
 
Probably in February of 2002 when I fell at Cameback in PA and tore both my ACL and MCL in my right leg.....

I'll probably never ski again because i'm terrified of ever putting on a pair of skis.
 
We went skiing for the first time at the Treetop Ski Resort here in Michigan. The worst thing is falling on your butt.. and it hurts! We're planning to ski again this year.. maybe I should try the snow boarding, but tobogganing is easier and funner I think!
 
My first time out (after ski school and a lot of the bunny hill of course) the group that I was with - younger sister and her friend and my then boyfriend/current husband - took me on a trail and just told me to follow. I obeyed. DH starts motioning something to me but I can't figure out what he's saying. Next thing I know I'm going over these bumps in the snow and picking up air and speed. Turns out DH was trying to tell me to go off to the side of those bumps, but I handled them okay and managed to stay on my feet the whole time.

Cross country is still more my speed!
 
Any ski trip with DH is always a bad experience. He's so competitive its annoying. He insists I need to be a great skiier who takes risks, when I'm perfectly fine with being a mediocre, careful skiier. We've had some knock down drag outs on the ski slopes, let me tell ya! :crazy:

Now when we ski, I insist we go with another couple we know. The man is super competitive too, so the two of them hot dog each other all day long and she and I can ski a little and then go have a toddy. My perfect idea of a good day of skiing. :goodvibes
 
DawnCt1 said:
I wonder if you are talking about MT TOM? dh me there after i had one ski lesson,he wanted me to have more but i was too cheap. half way down the first run i went out of control, skied backwaqrds, spun around front wards almost hiyying other skiiers and then FORTUNATELY fell before i could crash into the lodge. while dh was helping me off withh my rental boots, he drpped the second boot on my big toe and broke it. i didn't get out of bed until noon the next day. then there was the time i broke my elbow, oneski on ice,one ski on slush on mountain road at okemo. pole plant injury. i heard it snap before i hit the ground. road down in the ski patrol taboggan. EMBARRASSING.

No it wasn't Mt. Tom, it was actually Kleins Insbrook (sp) in Franklin, Ma. I lived there for many years and never even knew there was a place to ski there until a friend told me about it (lets you know how big it was). It was also the coldest I ever recall being during that trip. The weather hit about 20 below (before windchill), and with the wind blowing the ski lift was pure torture.

As I read some of these posts it reminds me of the first (and last) time I took my wife skiing (She is a Southern Belle). We went to a nice place in Mass. (can't think of the name right now), and we payed for both our rentals and ski lift tickets for the day. After braving the ride up on the ski lift to the top of the bunny hill, by wife quickly fell down. I helped her up, and she fell down again. So she sat down, took off her skis, and walked down the slope, and into the lodge where she spent the rest of the day.
 
Losing control and falling down on ice at the bottom of an intermediate ski run at Mammoth Lakes (trying to catch up to a ski buddy). I slid along out of control until a nice tree decided to stop my forward motion. I wrapped around the tree and, in the process, broke my elbow. Two days later I had surgery to have my elbow pinned back together. For some odd reason, I have never had any desire to ski since that day.
 
Frantasmic said:
Two words: pommel lift. I've never met one that I can ride. It looks easy in theory, but my butt apparently doesn't speak pommelese.

:rotfl2: Guess mine is language impaired too because I have the same problem!

Okay - a few I came up with. Worst place is Caberfae Peaks in Michigan (although Mt. Brighton, MI is close - my kids have always called it Mt. Sucky so that will give you an idea). We skied Caberfae when they were younger (only once). The lifts have no bars (granted most in MI don't), but go right over a huge glade of pine trees. I was terrified I would fall off, and even more terrified my kids would. All I could think of was bouncing down those trees, or even worse, landing directly on top of one! :scared1: One of the lifts also exited fairly steeply and probably 10 feet from the lift was the back of the mountain (pretty much rock and nearly straight down). There was no barrier and once again I was terrified that one of my kids (or I!) would go right over the edge. I just kept thinking lawsuits the entire time we were there (which ended up being a couple hours and mostly in the gift shop and cafeteria!)



Long time ago incident was the first time we took my younger brother skiing at Pine Knob, MI. He was 13 and although he hadn't skied before, quickly took to it and was going fast and doing (small) jumps. Well, he went over one jump and totally wiped out. And laid there. And laid there. Finally we worked our way back up to him and (still laying there), he said in a small voice "Something VERY BAD has happened". Expecting the worst, we asked what. He held up one of his skies, now in two pieces (a rental). We were obviously relieved it wasn't his leg instead. Took it back to the rental shop expecting to pay a ton of money and they were like "Oh, yeah, these skis are ancient. Happens all the time!"



Fantasia - if you don't like falling on your butt, I strongly recommend sticking with skiing instead of snowboarding! HUGE difference in the learning curve. Even after many years of doing both, and considering myself probably a high intermediate in both (no half pipes though!), there's just a big difference in falls. I'd say I never fall more than once a year in skiing (and we probably ski 30+ days) and when you do, you have plenty of warning. You lose your balance, do everything to regain it, and eventually tumble (usually down an advance slope). Snowboarding is the opposite. You're going along a fairly easy slope, everything is great, then BAM - you're looking at the sky from the ground. It's not just me - all my kids snowboard better than I do, yet take serious tumbles frequently (yes, we all wear helmets). Even going up lifts I watch expert looking SB'ers just suddenly wipe out. Only advantage to SB'ing is that your board stays on and you can usually use your momentum to get your board back under you and keep going (while maintaining an "I MEANT to do that" look!) Skiing wipeouts usually result in what we call a "yard sale" with poles and skis ending up in 4 different locations!



Scariest was at Boyne Highlands going up the high speed lift when my youngest was about 4. He was a competent skier, but just too short. On this occasion, we thought we'd pulled him up far enough back onto the seat, but as we pulled away, he slipped off. I was holding him by the arm, but couldn't hold on! :guilty: I'm trying to yell back to the lift guy, but he's not paying attention. Finally I had to decide to drop him because we were just getting higher and higher and there was no way I was going to get him back on. :sad2: He ended up being fine, but it was a horrible decision to make!!



Oops - one more. Oldest son was racing for one of his first times. He had braces and got a bit too close to one of the gates (poles) which caught him in the mouth. Ended up with his lip caught in the braces. Had to finish the race, then ski to ski patrol where they had to pull his lip out for him - ouch!


Boy - even another one - it's a wonder we keep skiing! Middle DS was at Crystal Mountain, MI for NASTAR regionals - he was about 8. We were staying at the resort and evidently the whirlpool had somehow given him septicemia (sp?) in his finger. He finished racing and his finger was swolen up to about the size of a large hot dog (brat?) and was bright red with tons of pus underneath. Ran him to ski patrol where they kept asking how he'd gotten burned. Insisted he hadn't and they finally conceded it could be a bloodstream infection. But we had to fill out all these forms where they asked us how long he'd been skiing, if they were our skis or rentals, etc., that had nothing to do with the injury. Finally to us to go over to Frankfort ER. This was in the evening by this time during Super Bowl Sunday and DH had to drive him 45 minutes in a blinding snowstorm where they gave him antibiotics and sliced and drained the finger. Next morning it was back to huge again so we packed up and drove the 4 hours home to go to the pediatrician who had to drain the finger again and put him on a different antibiotic. Everywhere we were the entire staff was coming in because they'd never seen anything like this before. Nicely, though, we did receive a cute follow-up card from the ski patrol later that week :goodvibes !

Should we quit skiing now that we're ahead? :rotfl:
 
Frantasmic said:
Two words: pommel lift. I've never met one that I can ride. It looks easy in theory, but my butt apparently doesn't speak pommelese.


:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

mine neither!
 
I have a few, because quite frankly, I think I'm the world's suckiest skiier. LOL.

My most embarrassing experience has to be a couple of years ago when I rode up the chair with this really nice looking guy. We chatted the whole time. When it was time to get off, he lifted the bar, I scootched forward, still talking of course, and my jacket (which was too big for me) got caught around the back of the seat. By the time I got it unhooked, I was on my way back down the hill. I'm such a geek. :guilty:

People going up were pointing at me and laughing, and my kids were skiing on the trail below me laughing. I started worrying about how I was going to get off at the bottom. When I got near, I started yelling to the guy working the lift. Of course he didn't hear me, so I start yelling even louder "EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!" Of course there were like a bazillion people in the lift line watching this. So he sees me and slows it down. I ask "Should I hop off here?" He's answers me with attitude. :rolleyes:

I hopped off, took of my skis and went into the lodge. By this time my husband sees me is like "What are you doing?" and follows me still asking me what happened. It took all I had to not start crying, because I felt so stupid. :crazy:
 
TheGoofster said:
Probably my worst experience on skis was at a small ski place (I can't call it a resort) in Massachusetts. The skis that they rented out were the kind that tied to your ankles, instead of the normal ones that have automatic catches that keep the skis from running away if they come off. Well, I was at the top of the mountain (big hill) when I fell and both skis came off my feet, and somehow got untied from my ankles. Sure enough, both skis then proceeded to ski all the way down the rest of the hill without me, leaving me at the top of the hill with no choice but to walk all the way down trying not to look too foolish as everybody else went flying by me. Needless to say, I never did go back to that ski place.

I got stuck on the ski left for a LONG time. I'm scared to death of heights. I am okay as long as I am moving, but can't stop. I also, can't go on ferris wheels for this reason. My husbands aunt and I were riding together and it was snowing and cold and windy. We were at the way top. I was never so scared. Her very handsome) boyfriend was right behind us. She held on to me. I had my head leaning into her. I was panicked. After we got off the lift, I went to the lodge for a drink. His aunt went to change, and the boyfriend asked me if we were lesibians. It was kind of funny at the time.
By the way, it was the last time I went skiing.
 
I have several myself. My family are big skiers and growing up we were fortunate enough to be able to make an annual pilgrimage to Colorado. Well, this particular incident happened at Vail when I was 14. Of course, the typical snotty hot-dog teen skier. Thought I could ski better than I actually could. Well, this time it all caught up with me.

Underneath one of the high speed lifts (Mountaintop Express) at Mid-Vail is a cliff (and I use that term lightly, more like a small drop-off). Well, there are usually a bunch of hotdoggers dropping off this and looking really cool. So, I finally get up enough courage to give it go. I drop over the "cliff" and land successfully, building my ego....I mean confidence. Next there was a nice jump that really launched you in the air. There were a few people waiting in line for this jump and executing some pretty gnarly tricks. So, I'm thinking, what could I do. I decide I was going to pull a nice daffy and hold it in the air. My turn comes up and I'm speeding towards the jump with people looking on. Oh yeah, don't forget this entire thing is being done directly UNDERNEATH the chairlift. Talk about audience. About 5 ft from the lip of the jump, my ski catches an edge (I still think a snake came out of the snow and grabbed me) and I go face first into the snow and tumble over the jump.

Needless to say it didn't go unnoticed. I quickly went from the snotty hot-dog teen skier to just a teen skier. :rotfl2:
 


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