Shouldnt we should turn the landing lights on now??

[Shutterbug]

No...thats just what they will be expecting us to do....

 

[TDC Nala]

I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.

 

[denisem]

I picked the wrong day to quit smoking.

 

[Planogirl]

Get me Ham on White, hold the Mayo.

 

[Tiziminchac]

We'd like you to have this flower from the religious consciousness church.

 

[Mugg Mann]

Check the vector, victor.....
roger, roger.....

 

[clarabelle]

"Stewardess, I speak Jive"

 

[GoofyDad869]

"Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked, in the head, by an iron boot? Of course you don't - no one does - that never happens."

 

[TDC Nala]

"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

 

[Poohnatic]

"I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue"

 

[GoofyDad869]

"Would you like something to read?"
"Do you have anything light?"
"Umm, how 'bout this leaflet: "Famous Jewish Sports Legends"?"

 

[goofy4tink]

"Are you going to eat your fat?"

 

[Poohnatic]

"Are you going to eat your fat?"

I thought that one was from Caddyshack. Now I need to go rent the movie again to refresh my memory!

 

[TDC Nala]

"Jim never vomits at home..."

 

[lesroi]

"Johnny, what can you make outta this?"

"This? Why I could make a hat, or a brooch, a pterodactyl..."

 

[Shutterbug]

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

 

[Servants of Evan]

assume crash positions...

And unfortunately the one I like the best is a visual -- the radar scopes with the washing machine right next to them...

 

[TDC Nala]

"Listen, Betty...Don't start up with your white zone @#%$ again."

 

[Poohnatic]

Its big and red and white and it looks like a big Tylenol.

(now I *really* need to go get a copy of this movie-we're trying to figure out what else he complains he shouldn't have given up!)

 

[Shutterbug]

Dont put that finger in your ear, you dont know where its been!