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Did you know that if Barbie were a real woman, she would not be able to have a baby due to her portions?
:scared1:
 
Not to mention being on her toes all day.....she could never hold that job at the ice cream place.
 
milkabum said:
Did you know that if Barbie were a real woman, she would not be able to have a baby due to her portions?
:scared1:
That's fascinating. I've seen women of all shapes and sizes have children. What exactly about her size makes her unable to have children?
 

maybe she couldnt have a baby but she could have me :banana:
 
Pop Daddy said:
maybe she couldnt have a baby but she could have me :banana:



Well you sure go to bed as early as a baby. Just where were you the other night when we were all partying to celebrate your 10,000th post????? You had already gone "beddie bye" for the night!!! :rotfl: Big 'ole baby!!! :p
 
milkabum said:
Did you know that if Barbie were a real woman, she would not be able to have a baby due to her portions?
:scared1:
Soooo ... would this be a good thing or a bad thing?!??! :confused3
 
I think it's something about if she were a real person her percentage of body fat would be so low that she would have stopped getting her "friend" every month and would be unable to get pregnant.

If Barbie were a real person, she would be 6' 0", weigh 100 lbs., and wear a size 4. Her measurements would be 39"/19"/33". She would probably have had to have back surgery from being so top heavy.
 
I heard a few years back that if she were real she would have to walk around on all fours due to her extreme proportions.
 
Kimberly said:
Might be able to float though. :rotfl: :lmao:
:rotfl2: :lmao:

And this is a bad thing Daxx, 'cause so many girls want to be like her.
 
milkabum said:
:rotfl2: :lmao:

And this is a bad thing Daxx, 'cause so many girls want to be like her.
Bumpity bumpity bump!
 
VSL said:
I heard a few years back that if she were real she would have to walk around on all fours due to her extreme proportions.

I remember reading something like that. I also want to say that it said that her body couldn't hold all of the organs that she needed to live because it is so extremely disproportionate. :eek:
 
Have you looked at Ken lately? It's a good thing she's not able to birth children with that as a husband. Talk about a letdown. ;)
 
Am_I_There_Yet said:
Have you looked at Ken lately? It's a good thing she's not able to birth children with that as a husband. Talk about a letdown. ;)

:lmao:

Good one!
 
Am_I_There_Yet said:
Have you looked at Ken lately? It's a good thing she's not able to birth children with that as a husband. Talk about a letdown. ;)

OH MY GOSH!! I just spit out my lemonade! :lmao: :rotfl: :rotfl2:
 
milkabum said:
Did you know that if Barbie were a real woman, she would not be able to have a baby due to her portions?
:scared1:


That may be, but she'd sure be able to feed a few of them, if you know what I mean! :crowded:
 
Pop Daddy said:
maybe she couldnt have a baby but she could have me :banana:


I don't think you're metrosexual enough for her.... :lmao:
 
ilovepcot said:
Well you sure go to bed as early as a baby. Just where were you the other night when we were all partying to celebrate your 10,000th post????? You had already gone "beddie bye" for the night!!! :rotfl: Big 'ole baby!!! :p

actaully I just logged out and was cheering anytime someone responded to the thread :banana:


and Cantw8, if you want me to be metro, im metro :banana:
 


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