'Scuse me while I kiss this guy..... misheard song lyrics

[korbbec]

Anyone have any funny misheard song lyrics? I got the one in the title from a book.

Someone on here the other day posted "Hold me closer Tony Danza" For Tiny Dancer by Elton John.

I had a friend who thought the words to "The Stroke" were actually "smooth and silky" instead of "stroke me stroke me" because of that shampoo (Pantene?) commercial. He would walk around singing it.

Any others?

 

[The Mayor]

In the 70's there was a song Dreamweaver and a friend of mine used to sing "Jean Weaver"

 

[goudaman40]

I always thought the AC/DC song Dirty Deeds was:


"Dirty Deeds and the Dung-a-rees"

Instead of Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap!

 

[HeatherPage]

Steve Miller's Big Old Jet Airliner (always thought it was Big Old Jed and Lionel)

I always thought it was Hold me closer Tony Danza...too.

Wrapped up like a duche instead of deuce...well you know that song.

Another Steve Miller (Jungle Love and stawberry jam it's making me crazy...)

I'm sure there's more...

 

[amy4bruce]

Didn't Creedence Clearwater Revival sing, "There is a bathroom on the right"?

 

[HeatherPage]

http://www.kissthisguy.com/

...if anyone's interested

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

There's one by Sting..I think the name of it is "I Dream of Rain". Anyway..there's a line that goes, "I dream of gardens in the desert sand." Until I looked up the lyrics on the internet, I thought the line was "I dream of God, who's in the desert, Sam."

TOV

 

[KimR]

'Had an Uncle Chevy and a place of my own'......courtesy of DD.

 

[kejoda]

I always thought the AC/DC song Dirty Deeds was:


"Dirty Deeds and the Dung-a-rees"

Instead of Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap!

when my oldest was about 3 he sang dirty feet and they stink!

 

[lizdotcom99]

I want a new truck........as sung by my mom.....so much for, I want a new drug

 

[Anewman]

"Like a Virgin"

I always thought it was a question.

 

[patsal]

I was singing along with my DD 11 in the car and "If I were a Rich Girl" was on I swore she kept saying Chanel, Chanel, Chanel--my dd was cracking up!

 

[korbbec]

Steve Miller's Big Old Jet Airliner (always thought it was Big Old Jed and Lionel)

I always thought it was Hold me closer Tony Danza...too.

Wrapped up like a duche instead of deuce...well you know that song.

Another Steve Miller (Jungle Love and stawberry jam it's making me crazy...)

I'm sure there's more...

Big old Jed and lionel???!? That is killing me!

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

TOV

 

[sugarpie]

Steve Miller's Big Old Jet Airliner (always thought it was Big Old Jed and Lionel)

I used to think it was Big Old Jed Had A Lion!

 

[jbmom]

I thought Pat Benatar sang Hit me with your bession, instead of hit me with your best shot. WTH is bession? I was young.

My ds thinks that Come and ride the train and ride it says come and ride the train karate. I think it's cute so I don't correct him.

 

[KelNottAt]

"I'm a pool hall ace" instead of "how my poor heart aches" in Every Breath You Take by The Police

 

[HeatherPage]

Kel...that was another one I always heard the same way you did I've also heard someone else heard it another way but you'll have to highlite it to read (don't want to get in trouble) > my pooh hole aches...with every breath you take

 

[KelNottAt]

Kel...that was another one I always heard the same way you did I've also heard someone else heard it another way but you'll have to highlite it to read (don't want to get in trouble) > my pooh hole aches...with every breath you take

 

[sugarpie]

Kel...that was another one I always heard the same way you did I've also heard someone else heard it another way but you'll have to highlite it to read (don't want to get in trouble) > my pooh hole aches...with every breath you take

OMG!!!