Santa Joke

[Lanshark]

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman
met.
>After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect
wedding.
>Their life together was, of course, perfect.
>One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple
>were driving their perfect car along a winding road,
when
>they noticed someone at the side of the road in
distress.
>Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
>There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
>Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of
Christmas, the
>perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their
vehicle.
>Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
>Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated
>and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an
accident.


>Only one of them survived the accident.>>>Question:
Who was the survivor?>>

>(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth
it)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>




















>Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only
one who really
>existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is
no Santa Claus and
>there is no>such thing as a perfect man.>

>**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the
joke.>

>**** Men keep scrolling.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
















So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the
woman must have been
>driving. This explains why there was a car
accident.>

>By the way, if you're a woman and you're still
reading, this illustrates
>another point: Women never listen.>>>>

 

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[antnee]

Good one lanshark