Salt Lake City or How I Started an International Incident

AZ JazzyJ

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February 8 - Day 1

After a long day of travelling into the frozen tundra of Utah yesterday, I was up early for my first day at the Olympics. The first event I had was the 90 meter Ski Jumping. Nothing quite like watching some dude fly through the air then biff eating half a mountain of snow to make a guy appreciate having both feet on the ground. The event was to begin at 9:00 AM and we were told to leave by 6:30 AM if we hoped to be at the hill in time for the start. When I awoke, the wind was blowing 50 MPH with gusts to 70 MPH. With the temperature at 20 degrees, it made the wind chill factor somewhere between dead and buried. I was at the hill with 15 minutes to spare only to find that these athletes are a bunch of babies. They seem to think it is bad if the wind was blowing to the point where they would land in trees rather than on the ground. After 4 hours of on again off again delays, the event was cancelled. Discouraged, I made my way down into downtown Salt Lake City to check things out. While downtown, I attempted to see some of the cultural sites and maybe find someone trading pins. At every location, you have to walk through metal detectors and be searched. At the first one, I forgot to leave my pocket knife in the car which lead to a 30 minute delay and the confiscation of my knife. It seems these guys have less of a sense of humor than those guys at the checkpoints in the airport. I did make a trade with Powder the mascot getting a great sponsor pin from Sprint. I also made a great trade with a woman at the Hard Rock Cafe in SLC receiving a limited edition spinner skiing pin from the HRC. After leaving the party, I went to the street to see the Olympic Torch make its way through downtown SLC. The streets were lined with people cheering some chick holding a flaming stick. I yelled to ask where the marshmellows were at but no one would answer me.

As I arrived at the Opening Ceremonies and left the bus, there were tons of people and even more security. The lines were long getting through the metal detectors but it moved quickly. Helicopters hovered around the stadium as the president made his way to the athletes. Although it was cold, no one seemed to mind. Personally I appreciated the opportunity to stand up and sit down just to stay warm. I went through 2 hand warmers and 4 toe warmers so I was in pretty good shape. While waiting for the festivities to start, I made another trade for a gold Olympic pin. The ceremonies were great (almost as good as the National League Divisional Playoffs but not as cool as the World Series. I kept having to remind myself that somewhere on the planet, it was warm enough to play baseball). To see the torch lit was an incredible site. After leaving the Opening Ceremonies, we were stuck as we had to wait for President Bush and his band of merry men to come by. The entire city was stopped until he passed. Given that I was cold, I thought maybe I could catch a ride. As his car was coming, I made my way to the street and stuck my thumb out to see if the Prez would pick up a hitch hiker but he blew me off. Man, you vote for a guy and he can't even stop and give you a lift. What is up with that?

I went downtown to hang out some more and met these two women from Texas who were interested in trading pins. I let go of my glow in the dark lizard pin in exchange for one from an Olympic translator that says, "I Speak English". So at least people can now understand what I am trying to say. Downtown is Bud World with Budweiser having a great tent. They brought in their Clydesdales and flew in some penguins from Sea World. It was pretty wild and I made a note to come back and see if I could trade some pins. I ended the evening taking a tour of Temple Square. After 30 minutes of me asking them questions, they finally gave up and decided to trade pins. I got a great pin in exchange for my Betty Crocker Olympic Oven Mitts pin.

Although I missed an event due to weather, the first day was great and I can hardly wait to see what happens next.


Jeff
 
Today was an off day for me as I had no events scheduled for the day. Instead, I spent the day taking in some of the local culture. In downtown Provo, they have blocked off a section of town and they have an international Ice Sculpture contest going on. It was amazing to see what these guys can do with frozen water. I asked them if they could carve me about 6 cubes about an inch square that would fit in a glass of water but they refused. Some of these artists are pretty tempermental. While there, I was able to trade for a great Greek Gyro pin to add to my food collection. I met up with my daughter Ashley who is going to school there and I took her out for dinner. While we were eating, a woman from Mexico approached us to ask to trade. Unfortunately, my Spanish was a little rusty. She laughed when in Spainish I said, "This is the story of the three bears". I am not sure that is exactly what she expected but I did the best I could. After a lot of nodding and not understanding a word she said (I am good at that. I have been practicing that skill for years with Trina), she finally held out a pin to trade. I gave her a Germany pin from Albertville and in exchange I received a pin that looks like a sandwich bag filled with Cheerios. She was either asking if I wanted to trade or I am getting married to her pig. Either way, I figure I did ok. Ashley and I did go back to the Ice Sculpture where I attempted to have them make me a snow cone but again they refused. What is up with these guys?

Jeff
 
I am soooo jealous...I would sell Raul to be there...that has been a long dream of mine ..
to get to the winter olympics..you are so lucky..

So anyway..did you start the wave?? I have it on tape, and it reallyy looks like you did it..

Enjoy yourself, and keep the updates coming...we were just talking about you last night
at the Cont pin meet, and hoping you would... and if you have gotten yourself involved w/ a
pig..I have that on tape too..

Donna
 
Too neat Jeff, keep 'em coming! :)

Ashley
 

Now Jeff... I only sent you 24 of those toe warmers so you better be careful and ration them out!
 
Something about a pin trader with his vest under a ton of clothes holding up the line at the metal detector. Shame on you Jeff;)

Keep up the post.
Denise
 
Hey we thought we heard you were the one who started the wave at the opening ceremonies! LOL

Glad your having a good time! Stay warm!

Holycow
 
Jeff, Beauregard & I enjoyed reading about your Olympic adventures :)! Isn't it great to be able to experience the Winter Olympics in the USA? I have fond memories of the 1980 Winter Olympics in Lake Placid. GO USA!!
 
Jeff,

Love your tale and hope you are having a great time!

My husband says he wants to see a scan of the cherrios pin.

OK when you get a chance :D

Karin
 
Today started with Women's halfpipe snowboarding at Park City. I went there expecting to see some type of plumbing convention but soon found out that half pipe referred to the hill.
When we parked the car, the temperature was -15c degrees. What is up with using metric temperatures? At first I thought it meant fifteen below absolute zero but someone said it was not quite that cold. After putting in 2 pairs of toe warmers inside my boot, I noticed my feet began to glow with a strange green light. After checking with information, I found out that security was only checking for metal, not radioactivity so I should be safe. As I was standing in the endless lines waiting to walk through the metal detector, I met some lady that wanted to trade pins. I gave her a flag pin in exchange for a sponsor pin for Fetzer vineyards. That happens to be the hottest sponsor pin at the games. At the metal detector, I was asked to place all items that would set it off into a bucket. I politely asked if they had a bigger bucket but they just stared at me. Instead, I took 4 smaller buckets to put all my stuff (including my 3 hand warmers). Even with all that, I still set the detector off and had to visit the wand lady for a little hands on. After waving the wand over my head and having it beep (I think I must have a plate in my head), she asked if she could pat my head. I told her my mom does that all the time so it was ok if she then made me cookies. She started laughing and sent me on my way with my 4 buckets of stuff. We made our way up to the hill and while we were standing there waiting for the event to start, I traded with a friendly older woman for a University of Utah Opening Ceremonies pin. I stood next to the chef for the US Snowboarding team and we talked for a while. He quit talking to me when I called him Chef Boy Ardee. I swear, I thought all chef's were named that. Between the preliminaries and the final round, the band Lit played to get the crowd rocking. It was pretty phat according to the dude with the pierced tongue and orange hair standing behind me. Funny, they looked kind of skinny to me. I got lots of great pictures from the event and was able to see the United States win their first gold metal at the games with a flawless last run by Kelly Clark. After the event, we went to one of the resorts in Park City where the Today Show was filmed. I tried to get in by telling them that I was Al Roker's son but they just stared at me and said, "take a hike pin boy." On the way out, I traded with a woman for a Official Venue for Snowboarding pin from Park City. We made our way downtown Park City where we met somebody from Target giving out cow bells. Monster.com had a snow maze where I got lost for a few minutes. At the end, Greenpeace was there asking if I wanted solar hot chocolate. I explained that I only drank hot chocolate that contained dolphin so it probably would not work out. Interestingly enough, everyone laughed except the Greenpeace dude. While I was standing there, I traded with some gal from New York for a pin that said "I love NY Lake Placid". Along main street we saw Jean Claude Kelly. We then got into some heavy pin trading at the Coca-Cola pin trading tent where I picked up several pins:
  • Monster.com Skiing pin
  • KUTV Channel 2 Weather pin
  • Batman wings from OnStar pin
  • Coca-Cola Sydney Mascot Coke machine pin
  • NBC Barcelona Olympic pin
  • Pharmanex pin
  • Idaho Spud skiing pin
  • George Washington University Olympic Tour pin (LE500)
  • Coca-Cola Ambassador pin (LE1000)
  • Olympic Spirit Cowbell pin
  • Monster.com Volunteers champions pin
  • More than Gold pin
  • Salt Lake 2002 Crossed Skis Dangle (LE 5000 from 1999)
  • Cowboy Guitar pin (LE 5000)
  • OnStar pin (LE 500)
The best trade I made today was with a member of the NBC television crew where I received an NBC Olympic pin. I think I have now found every avenue where they serve free hot chocolate and I would rate them as follows:
  1. Chevrolet (Dude with a hot chocolate backpack wanders around giving free drinks, doesn't get better than that)
  2. Greenpeace (Dolphin free but free is the key word)
  3. Monster.com (Something about purple whipped cream and orange marshmellows that look just like Cheetos that freak me out)
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    Overall, I had a great day filled with cold snow, warm feet, hot chocolate and great pins. I even got a sun burn to prove I was here. Doesn't get much better than this.

    Jeff
 
LOL Jeff!! Sounds like you're having a great time. :)

Okay, I'll ask first ... what do you want for the OnStar Batman pin? :D
 
I'll ask next ... what would you like in trade for the Lake Placid pin :) :) ? Thanks for the daily Olympic reports!
 
As Day 4 arrived, so did the extremely cold weather. Our event today was the Men's and Women's Biathlon at Soldier Hollow near Heber City. When I left, the temperature was hovering somewhere around 9 degrees. It was so cold, it hurt to breath. Regardless, we made our way to the parking lot some 35 minutes away. Along the route we passed a frozen lake where there were grown men drilling holes in the ice and sticking fishing poles in the holes. And people call me crazy. When we arrived at the venue, we were once again met with massive lines awaiting to make their way through the metal detectors. Today I learned something very interesting, a Smores granola bar will set off an Olympic metal detector. This piece of information resulted in me once again getting close and personal with the green beret with the metal detector wand. After becoming metal brothers, we hugged and I made my way to the ski hill. When we arrived, they have set up an old western town complete with a Pony Express office. I stopped by to ask if they had seen the package Karinmac had sent me with a California pin in it but they just stared at me in a confused state. I did meet a nice young lady who worked for the Department of the Interior. We traded pins. I gave her my 3.2 Beer pin in exchange for an LE500 Olympic Department of the Interior/BLM pin. It was pretty cool. We made our way over to the event where we watched chicks with guns skiing all over the mountain. After watching these gals shoot, I decided heckling probably would not be the safest idea. Between the men's and women's races, we made our way over to the shooting range. There I met a nice woman from California and I traded my Gateway Bobsledding Cow pin in exchange for a SLC Olympic Banjo pin. It was pretty cool. Now I have half a blue grass band with the Banjo and the Guitar. For the men's race, we hung out with a bunch of guys from Norway who painted their faces and wore flags as capes. One dude even had a viking helmet. Behind us was a group from Germany. Halfway through the race I started some kind of riot between these two groups. I am still not sure what happened but I got the heck out of there before security arrived. Tonight, we made our way down to the Olympic Medals Plaza where we saw the USA's Men's Halfpipe get all three medals. Afterwards, Foo Fighters was in concert followed by a big fireworks display. It was flat out cold but a lot of fun. At the end of the day, I had collected the following pins:
  • Monster.com Volunteers Pin (given only to SLOC volunteers)
  • Dow Speed Skating Sponsor pin
  • Biathlon chrome pin
  • US Forest Service Olympic Pin

Pretty cool. Strike that, pretty cold.

Jeff
 
Oh Jeff,
You did get the 2nd one from CA right?
Did the Pony Express have a spare Utah state pin? Or one of those Olympic days pins,like Day 8, Feb.15.2002. (That's my younger daughters birthday)

Have fun Jeff! :D
 
After a late night last night, it was an early morning this morning. Our first event this morning was Men's 120 meter Ski Jumping. It began at 8:30 AM meaning we had to leave by 6:30 AM if we were to arrive anywhere near the time. We arrived in time but found thousands of people waiting to get through the metal detectors. I tried something new today putting all my metal items in a single plastic bag. Well, it didn't work since I still set off the metal detector and had to once again see the green beret. This guy was pretty serious about his job. I knew I was in trouble when he was wearing latex gloves. That wand was set so sensitive that the 8 pins in my finger and the three in my shoulder set the stupid thing off. My belt buckle also set it off requiring me to remove my belt and shake my pants. I asked if I should then do the Hokie-Pokey but it seems I was the only one to find humor in that. After putting my other foot and taking my other foot out, he sent me on my way. At the ski jumping venue, I met a couple of wonderful women who happened to be there as guests of a 2-time former Olympian. When their host arrived, he introduced himself as Willie Davenport and asked if I would like to trade pins. In exchange for my Indian feather pin, he gave me a IOC Staff pin given only to those on staff with the Olympic committee. That pin immediately went into my pocket so that I did not lose it. After watching these skiers flying down the hill like some sort of bird with sticks tied to their legs, we went over to Park City to the main street celebration. While there, I was given the opportunity to have my picture taken with the Olympic torch. It was pretty cool. We hung out downtown and even went through the Monster.com snow maze that is to be featured on the Today show tomorrow. This afternoon, it was back to Utah Olympic Park where we watched the Women's Luge. It was amazing to see how fast these sleds go. I attempted to start the wave from the start to the finish of the course but I think people were to cold. One guy did take my picture though. He had never seen someone with two lanyards I guess so he had to document it to show his friends. It was kind of weird. At the end of the day, the pin trade total was:
  • Idaho Spud (kid had only one pin to trade and I could not say no)
  • Novell Speed Skating Sponsor pin
  • Vish Giant Slalom Sponsor pin
  • USA Rings
  • O.C. Tanner Olympic Rings Dangle pin (they make the Olympic medals)
  • Patriotic Snowflake pin
  • Parley's Park Elementary School pin (another kid trade)
  • Visa SLC pin
  • Visa Olympic Rings pin
  • Brother Typewriter Olympic Rings pin
  • Gold Medal Mile pin (given for hiking up to the venue rather than taking the bus. It was a mile up hill. I actually received 2 of these for two hikes.)
It was a great day both from an event and a pin trading standpoint. Now if I could just get rid of this sun burn.

Jeff
 
WOW Jeff! Sounds like you are having a blast! Thanks so much for taking the time to share all of this right in the middle of it all! :)

Kathi
 
Jeff, I see a definite pattern here - you like stopping to visit with the person in the green beret :) & you don't seem to mind the cold weather :)! Thanks for sharing your Olympic experience.
 















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