Rules Girls Wish Guys Knew....

[mark & sandra]

Christopher Columbus landed somewhere in the Bahamas. Not America. He had no idea where he was going, or where he was when he got there. Neither do you.
You are no longer five years old. Prove it.

Your girlfriend is not your mother; if you want your mother all over again go home.

If you want a maid, hire one.

If you eat a bowl of cereal, run water in the bowl.

If you ask us if your hairline is receding, it is. If you think you have more gray, you do.

If you didn't like the package you wouldn't have gone after it; don't whine now that you know how long it takes to maintain it.

If you want a girl with longer hair grow out your own; we'll see how long you can stand it.

If you like ogling breasts, don't worry about the guys who ogle ours. He's just like you, remember?

If you don't like the shirt we bought you, wear it anyway; it's a sign that it's better than the one you've got on.

If you think the toilet seat should be up when you get there, live alone.

If you want your life exactly the way it was before you met us, why did you ask us out?

If you don't like our friends don't say so; we don't like yours either.

If a towel is wet, hang it up.

Don't go Dutch.

If you're going bald, cut what's left; a pony-tail does not deceive us.

If you try a line on us and it doesn't work, don't blame the line. Blame yourself.

When you buy us a drink, that's all you bought.

Don't talk to us about sports unless we bring them up.

Don't send a friend to find out if we like you; even if we did, we don't anymore.

Don't treat us differently in front of your friends. If their opinion matters so much, date them.

If you want unwavering adoration, get a dog.

Don't think that we don't know that you talk about us just as much to your friends as we do to ours. We know better.

We are not impressed by how fast you drive.

And cars can never make you sexy.

Sandy