Rules for RV'ing

BRDof3

Humpty Dumpty had a lousy PPO
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From a 6 y/o, here are the most important tips for RV'ing:

  • Don’t tuch any butuns unless mom or dad saz it’s ok.
  • Nevr strt the jenerator when the moterhome is plugd in to electrisiti.
  • Nevr git kot goin up the laddr on to the RV roof. Yur dady will git mad.
  • Be kareful in a slippri sleping bag. Yu can fall frm the top bed in the midle of the nite.
  • Nevr tern the watr pomp on wen the watr tank is emti.
  • Bee carful using the baathrum wen the RV is mooving.
  • Kep the scren door klosed when ther are lots of moscitos outside.
  • Bee shur the refrjirater dor is klosed all the way.
  • All ways ware flip flops in the bath hause.
  • Git yur own bath hause kit so you don’t haf to shar with yur bruther.
  • Nevr fil yur cup to the top wen travling. Dady hits bomps and yur drink flis out.
  • Don’t forgit yur flashlite. It gits reel darc out at nite.
  • Don’t ty yur dog beehind yur bike and ride arond the kampgrnd.
  • Kampgrnd playgrnds are fun but nevr go to one by yurself.
  • Don’t run out the dor unles yur shur the step is out.
  • Don’t play arond the barbi q gril or kamp fire. They git reely hot and dady gits mad.
  • Don’t forgit yur bathing sute. Most kampgrnds hav swimmin pols.
  • Always put the leesh on Buck and Gracie (r dogs) befor you open the dor.
  • Always tak some alowence moni with you. Ther is a lot of neet things to by.
  • Sav somthing frum evrywar you go to put in yur scrpbook.
  • Don’t forgit the movees, bord games, pokemon cards, legos, gogils, fins, yu-gi-oh cards and colorin books.

Being someone who has hit a few "bomps" I had to laugh at this. (And now I'll have the "Vacation" soundtrack in my head thinking about the dog tied to the back of a moving bike!)
 
:rotfl2:
Sounds to me like someone is teaching the little tyke purty well about RVing,,
and only 6 years old and spells much better than I also !
 
I'd say the 6-year-old has it pretty well understood! This one could teach some of the adults we camp with, including DH ... :rotfl2:


-- The only thing missing that I know of is the goggles for the 'swimmin pol'. DD always forgets these and I end up buying her a new pair at some over-inflated price in the trading post. I recently found 4 pairs in various sizes in her "old" camping tote. They are now in her "new" camping tote and ready for our annual Thanksgiving gathering.:thumbsup2
 






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