Rudolph the red-nosed cowboy;
Had a very shiny gun,
and if you ever saw it,
you would take a look and run.
All of the other cowboys,
used to laugh and call him names,
they never let poor Rudolph,
join in any cowboy games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
the sheriff came to say,
Rudolph with your gun so bright,
won't you shoot my wife tonight?
Then how the cowboys loved him,
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the Red-nosed Cowboy,
you'll go down in history!!!!
I've always sung it as "Randolph the six-gun cowboy"
and "You'll go out and climb a tree!"
I'm just so glad others have heard this version, too. I have never met any one else before tonight (glad to meet you BTW) who has ever heard this version. I'm not nuts!
