Robin Williams has a plan (political)

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I very rarely (Ok never) agree with Robin William's political views. So when I read this, it surprised me. RIGHT ON Robin!!!!!

Robin William's plan. (Hard to argue with this logic!)

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
plan for peace. So, here's one plan.

1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere" again.

2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes
in the fence.

3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where
they are. France would welcome them.

4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to
90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would
be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and
don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any
more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy
but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou will have to cope for a while.

7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can
go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is
stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little,
if anything.

9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We
don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor,
your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
'You want a piece of me?'"
 
Oh well...

Someone said it! LOL

I usually am pretty good with checking Snopes before passing things on. I guess I was just so excited that I was agreeing with something Robin Williams said politically, I didn't think to check. I do know he said the quote about the Statue of Liberty. I heard him say it on Letterman one night.

SORRY :teeth:
 
Regardless of who said it, let's roll with that plan!
 

I love the plan, but I didn't need Snopes to tell me that it didn't come from Robin Williams. There is no way he would have written that. That plan has all the ear marks of a good ol' southern boy from Texas.
 
I thought it was pretty good and really don't care if he said it or not. Whoever wrote it has a great sense of humor.
 
I liked it too! I don't really care who wrote it.....someone did!

Thanks for posting it Disney1fan2002! :D
 
1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere" again.

In turn we will never ask for "interference" in our own affairs, since we obviously could have handled the American Revolution, The Civil War, the War of 1812, The Mexican American War, the Spanish American War, both world wars, The Korean War, The Vietnam war, and Desert Storm, without foreign involvment. Most of their guys just stood around and got shot anyways...

Not to mention our economy is self sufficent...we ran on horse and buggies before and we darn sure can do it again...

2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

In return all we ask is that our good allies that we are no longer asking to interfere, turn over to us the intelligence we could be collecting within their borders, but cannot, because we are too busy holding a five year old mexican boy at gunpoint along the border as he tries to sell us a Chiclet for a nickel.

3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

This of course, includes those of European, Asian, South American, African, Australian, Oceanic, Antartic, Canadian, or Mexican Descent. Basically, if your great, great, great, great, great, great Grandpa didn't cross a land bridge from Asia and settle somewhere between the 30th and 50th paralells, then get the heck out!

4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to
90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

These special permits would be ENTIRELY different from the student visas the hijackers from 9-11 used. We will then use our "special intelligence" from our non-interfering allies to ensure which nations are harboring terrorists, since the giant "terrorist" stamp on their forehead and secret ID card isn't always identification enough. 7-11 corporation will require advance notification since their "Terrorist ayslum granting" policies are so well known and longstanding, it will be difficult to find upstanding, christian, white, blond haired children to take their places.

And as for the cab drivers...well...that will take care of itself when our horse and buggy policy goes into effect. Any other innocent member forced under a terrorist government will just have to step up to the simple task of leading a religous minority under fear of torture and painful death. Revolution just takes a little motivation and elbow grease, after all.

5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

Because we all know that no terrorist in his right mind would strap a woman or a child to a bomb! That's just....not right!!

6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

Our new technilogical efforts will be headed by General Motors, Texaco, and Haliburton who have all promised to set aside personal interests to work towards a better energy source for the American people. Part of their efforts include drilling a giant pipeline from Alaska to all fifty states, through the pacific ocean of course, as we would not want any terrorist oil manufacturers sneaking through Canada's borders. Of course, these billion of dollars of temporary solutions must be temporarily taken care of by the American Taxpayer, but since the American Taxpayer will consist solely of American Indians, I believe casino winnings will offset the temporary costs.

7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

Actually, a few years of of wells filling up at their storage sites since the late 80's should have been enough...but surely our skyrocketing gas prices are the result of a terrorist harboring government and not our own energy distribution companies. Because we all know any third world country with a 6-7% investment in our countries entire econmony must be evil in nature and are spiting us by making it too expensive to drive an SUV. There is soooo much oil in the world...yet another reason to stop trading grain to starving Venezuelans for their oil and instead build a big Alaskan pipeline.

8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

Because, of course, turning a blind eye to corruption is certainly much less evil than trying to confront it peacefully. It's never been our responsibility to ensure the freedom and well being of every man, woman and child...really...who would ever come up with such a thing? Certain men are endowed with unalienable rights, among them being life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness...but that only applies to Americans from now on...and not the foreign ones, only the "land bridgers".

9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

Or terrorists...or liberals...or anyone who has dark hair or skin...or anyone who is not christian...or anyone who supports gays...or anyone who supports abortion...

On top of that we shall nullify every peace treaty we have every made, every positive action the UN has taken, and every contribution a foreign government has made to our own.

Africa...we want our food BACK...NOW!!

10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.

Of course, being as all of those of English descent are being deported, we must eventually phase in our native dialects of the various tribes that settled here so long ago. So now instead of English and Spanish to choose from, we will have Klamath, Cherokee, Navajo, Apache, Seminole, and Blackfeet. Of course, congress will have to vote on and choose an official language, since the last vote of this nature that occured almost had us all speaking German.

Of course, not knowing spanish will make it extremely difficult for our soldiers guarding the mexican border...but I'm sure the little boy with an M-16 pointed in his face will understand.

Bullets and bloodshed are an international language, after all, right?

Last I checked, The Statue of Liberty still says 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.'

It's George W. Bush doing all the petulant yelling...
 
I was hoping this was a joke, but some of you seem to take it seriously.

So... those of you whose parents were NOT native american (and that includes me) why should we slam the door AFTER we got in? What makes us so much better? Who died and appointed you guardian?

How sad that viewpoints like this exist and are communicated.
 
Joke or not, I still like it.
 
AAAHHH, not seeing how this could be attributed to Robin Williams? Are you aware his wife is Philipino (sp) and was not a citizen. For that reason I find this hard to believe, and secondly she's pretty vocal and most of her family is still there, I can't see this being said.
 
Originally posted by CarolA
I was hoping this was a joke, but some of you seem to take it seriously.

So... those of you whose parents were NOT native american (and that includes me) why should we slam the door AFTER we got in? What makes us so much better? Who died and appointed you guardian?

How sad that viewpoints like this exist and are communicated.

American Indians are not native to America. They also migrated here. So, yes that race has been here longer than any others but they are not native to America.
 
well I took it as a joke and I still think it's funny and not meant to be taken seriously.
 

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