Robert's Bad Bad Bad Luck!!!

[windwalker]

Our dear friend Robert who just had knee surgery, was crawling up the stairs to the bathroom and put his hand on the cat which scratched him causing him to fall down the stairs and break his arm. Now he has a knee and an arm in a cast. So he is going to have a time of it now.

Linda has bought him one of those dogs that goes to get stuff for old people who can't get up out of their chair. With the dog to fix his lunch and the bed pan he should be fine.

Pixey Dust for our bad luck ULTRAMICKEYMOUSE.

Shaking his head Panda

 

[bunnyfoo]

Oh no! Sending some and Get well soon Robert! And send that cat to the dog house!

 

[postesf]

Oh no!!! Much !!!

,
Stacie

 

[WDWFAN9]

I really really hope this was an April Fool's story.....if not, poor Robert, and poor Linda!

 

[princessrunner]

I'm feeling April Fools mostly because of the reporter of the calamity. I think it would have been a better sell with the dog that fetches the beer.

 

[bunnyfoo]

I'm feeling April Fools mostly because of the reporter of the calamity. I think it would have been a better sell with the dog that fetches the beer.

Oh right it's April 1st I am so out of it!!

 

[windwalker]

Come on guys you don't think that the innocent Panda would start an untruth, using the excuse that it's April Fools day now do ya?

Innocent Panda

 

[tink06]

I'm thinking you're more of a Joker Panda today

 

[princessrunner]

Why of course not Great Panda....

Sorry Robert, much PD and heaps of love and caring coming your way....oh and some cash for that beer fetching dog. Ya know, it is pretty cold here still...maybe Linda needs some help...

 

[Calcio]

Thank you Pat and Lisa

Geez, I almost fell for this one. Either shame on you Dave, or congratulations for fooling me.

Maybe it's because we have 2 cats and I can see that happening. Yes, that's my story.

Craig

 

[nepatsfan73]

It clearly is time to start calling pizza delivery places out west to make sure Robert is well fed while Linda is working. Can the dog answer the door or will Robert have to crawl his way through the cat gauntlet each time. To make sure he has enough, I think several orders should be called in to different places, spaced about 30 minutes apart. That way if he is "indisposed" when one shows up, he'll be sure to have a shot at getting at least one of the others.

ETA: Panda--Do you think we could get Aerosmith (or the Village People) to do a benefit concert for our fallen (twice now apparently) comrad?

 

[postesf]

This could totally happen to someone in my family...

Our dogs aren't well-enough trained to answer the door for the pizza delivery guys though!

 

[JustSmile]

Seriously, you almost had me until you mentioned the working dog. Shame on me.

 

[ultramickeymouse]

ETA: Panda--Do you think we could get Aerosmith (or the Village People) to do a benefit concert for our fallen (twice now apparently) comrad?

Bill,

You keep forgetting that Dave is a Village People Member.

Here's to refresh you memory!

 

[monte]

Ha,ha,ha, that's too funny! You two crack me up!

Bill,

You keep forgetting that Dave is a Village People Member.

Here's to refresh you memory!

 

[nepatsfan73]

Bill,

You keep forgetting that Dave is a Village People Member.

Here's to refresh you memory!

I remember Robert. But Dave would have to pull strings to get the headliners (you know, the motor cycle cop lead singer, the hardly dressed Indian chief and the leathers dude). Dave just pulls out his redneck clothes (you know, what he wears when he takes Erica out to a restaurant-which restaurant also just happens to have a truck wash attached). And does any one wonder why he is trying to work his way out of the Panda House again.

 

[wfloyd]

Of course when I read the first part I was thinking, Robert didn't have eye surgery so he should have known where the cat was and then how in the world do you fall down stairs when you are already lying down on them.

Once the second part was hit, I had to think why Linda would spend money to get a dog that could be used towards Disney races instead.

Hope you are feeling better Robert. Remember to hide how mobile you are so you can catch the Panda when he is least expecting it and make him watch Richard Simmons workout videos.

Bill

 

[funwalker]

I think the Panda is not so innocent!

 

[windwalker]

Honest guys I saw it on cable news so it must be true. It was on right after the story about Britney Spears mud wreastling a midget on "The Jimmy Kimmel Show".

You know that Panda is innocent and would never invent the news.

Pure as the new fallen snow Panda

 

[Tiger Lily 03]

OMG! You are bad!

I'm fallin' into it until the end then went wth? So glad someone was wise enough to let my emotions off the hook. Whew!

Robert, you be careful! Never know with this tough talk what might happen.