Rob and Scott's Big Fat Gay Disney Wedding-TR Pg 92; Photo Update pg 133

[kingLouiethe1]

One month to go!

No, no! I'm not freaking out! Nope, not me.



Well, maybe just a little bit.

I know you have a lot on your plate right now, but on your next trip to Costco would you pick me up a case of aquanet. It's going to take at least 4 cans to get my hair to stay up for the wedding, and the other 20 cans, well that's a surprise

On the contrary!

I'm a lot of fun! Regardless of what kind of undies I'm wearing!

or not wearing (so I've heard)

 

[rpmdfw]

I know you have a lot on your plate right now, but on your next trip to Costco would you pick me up a case of aquanet. It's going to take at least 4 cans to get my hair to stay up for the wedding, and the other 20 cans, well that's a surprise

We don't have Costco here. We have Sam's and BJ's.

You're not going to light the hair spray on fire are you?

Is that the REAL reason for the house fire?

 

[rosiep]

I love Jim Brickman....I have since I was 16 (and that was a secret I had to keep to myself....he is not popular with the young group!!! ).

There is a song he does, Never Alone.....I think it will be the song I dance to with my younger son when (if, hopefully not...I never whant my boys to leave me...I know I say that now) he gets married.

It may have been posted, but how many guest are you having for the wedding?

Happy planning

When my daughter moved to L.A I printed the lyrics out to this song and played it for her. I always cry when I hear it!

 

[rosiep]

We don't have Costco here. We have Sam's and BJ's.

You're not going to light the hair spray on fire are you?

Is that the REAL reason for the house fire?

While your at B.J's can you pick me up some whipped cream and balloons?
Don't ask...(I won't tell)

 

[jenn&nelsonrego]

Since we are starting a shopping list...

I will be needed one of those large beef stick things that is NORMALLY served with cheese and whine....

 

[wallyb]

A gross of condoms please.

What?


We're out of balloons over at the shower.

 

[rosiep]

Is Rob back from shopping yet? Cool Whip is just no substitute....

 

[kingLouiethe1]

We don't have Costco here. We have Sam's and BJ's.

You're not going to light the hair spray on fire are you?

Is that the REAL reason for the house fire?

No no no, the surprise involves a dead monkey and a jet pack, I can't give any more away.

No, the fire started because the goat was on high and then Brad knocked at the door and I had to hurry and take some clothes off so I could answer the door in a towel, and I forgot to turn the goat down.

Who wants day old monkey stew?

 

[rpmdfw]

OMG!

I just went shopping for things we'll need at the Hospitality Suite!

Let me just say that pushing a grocery cart around the liquor store is an odd yet rewarding experience! Spent $400 on liquor, beer, & white wine (we've got enough red wine here at the house to cover what we'll need).

This is fun stuff!

 

[rosiep]

Hold it right there mister! We need to personally inspect those purchases in case you got a bad batch of Martini and Rossi.

As for you Mr Luis....I don't want none of yor stinkin monkey stew!!!

 

[rpmdfw]

Hold it right there mister! We need to personally inspect those purchases in case you got a bad batch of Martini and Rossi.

Too late! It's all already hidden away in a guest room waiting to be packed up and whisked off to the Suite where it will be displayed hospitalitarily.

 

[rosiep]

Too late! It's all already hidden away in a guest room waiting to be packed up and whisked off to the Suite where it will be displayed hospitalitarily.

La-dee-dah!

 

[kingLouiethe1]

Hold it right there mister! We need to personally inspect those purchases in case you got a bad batch of Martini and Rossi.

As for you Mr Luis....I don't want none of yor stinkin monkey stew!!!

Well excuse me

I'm not the one who killed the monkey, forgive me for doing something creative with it before it became a pulsating pile of rotting flesh.

Did you get my hairspray Rob?

 

[rosiep]

Well excuse me

I'm not the one who killed the monkey, forgive me for doing something creative with it before it became a pulsating pile of rotting flesh.

Did you get my hairspray Rob?

Nothing against you personally...I just don't like eating monkey...alive or dead.

 

[jenn&nelsonrego]

Too late! It's all already hidden away in a guest room waiting to be packed up and whisked off to the Suite where it will be displayed hospitalitarily.

Where are you staying pre/post wedding Rob?

Oh! And did you get my beef stick???

 

[rpmdfw]

Did you get my hairspray Rob?

Um, we went to the LIQUOR STORE! They don't have hairspray there!

Where are you staying pre/post wedding Rob?

Oh! And did you get my beef stick???

Please see my not above. LIQUOR STORE!

Oh. BWV

 

[wallyb]

Um, we went to the LIQUOR STORE! They don't have hairspray there!



Please see my not above. LIQUOR STORE!

Oh. BWV

But - They had the condoms right?

 

[kingLouiethe1]

Um, we went to the LIQUOR STORE! They don't have hairspray there!



Please see my not above. LIQUOR STORE!

Oh. BWV

Someone asks you, "did you get my beef stick?" and that's the beast answer you can come up with?

 

[rosiep]

Someone asks you, "did you get my beef stick?" and that's the beast answer you can come up with?

I agree...we demand a do-over!

 

[wallyb]

i must concur...

It's the gay equivalent of that old Henny Youngman joke'

I just flew in from _______
.... and boy are my arms tired.

Did you get the big beef stick? ...
I sure did - and boy is my ______ tired!