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The Tyrolean Club33

Lunch
Oct. 27 2004

I & Bamber (DW) had asked the concierge to get us into somewhere really nice for lunch in the Magic Kingdom. We told her we were tired of the standard ‘burger & fries’ places. She had suggested we go to Tony’s Town Square, but Bamber did not feel like eating Italian for lunch. She then suggested the Liberty Tree Tavern, but Bamber said she wanted a nice lunch. Preferably somewhere that did not offer Stouffers Mac ‘n Cheese. When she suggested CRT Bamber just rolled her eyes.

The concierge made several other suggestions, none of which fit what Bamber was looking for. Finallly, she bent forward, and in a hushed tone told us that there was one place that was generally reserved for only top company officials and their invited guests. Occasionally even the mighty Iron Mikey Eisner has been seen there! Admittance was by invitation only, but she thought she could ‘get us in’! Bambers’ interest was now definitely peaked. When asked what the house specialty was, the concierge said the menu changed daily with what the chef found for the best ingredients each day in the area markets. Bamber was hooked at this point. The concierge suggested we wait in our suite while she made a series of calls, and she would call us as soon as she secured our admittance.

After a quick nibble on some of Bambers’ Camembert (from Normandy, of course)
crackers, and a half a glass of a lovely 1995 red Bordeaux, the concierge was on the phone with the good news – we were in! We were to meet a Cast Member, Robert Igor, by the flying pacaderm attraction at 1 pm sharp, and he was getting us in.

We had asked about attire, but the concierge said it really wasn’t necessary to dress up, however we were welcomed to do so. Bamber decided to wear her resort casual dressy top by Blumarine (a cashmere bouclé jacket in a short hip length, with leopard-print trim and gold appliqué detail) with slacks. I opted for the park causal attire of denim shorts and a polo shirt with Donald Duck on it.

We found “Robert” standing near the flying pacaderm attraction precisely at 1pm. After the proper greeting he led us deeper into Fantasyland where he took us to this door I had never really noticed before. Robert opened the door and we were greeted by Jay Ruserler, and he became our host at this point. After farewells with Robert, Jay welcomed us to the Tyrolean Club 33.

The décor was stunning to say the least. Huge murals and paintings of old world Bavaria decorated the walls, and the rooms were done in period huge dark woods with stylish millwork. Having spent sometime in Germany, both Bamber and I knew this was going to be a special treat! Bamber immediately asked for the wine list, and I was looking forward to a good pilsner. Alas, Jay told us that Walt had intended this to be the ‘family’ park, so they offered no libations. Bamber was at this point getting very worried, but Jay assured us that the rest of the experience would be on par to Victoria & Albert’s, but with the Tyrolean flavorings. Bamber let out a big sigh of relief!

Jay explained that as the menu was a creative work in progress, changing with each and every day, no printed menu was made, but he launched into a masterful recounting of the fine offerings the chef was preparing today and suggested while we decided he would bring us a beverage. I asked for his recommendations for a sparkling mineral water, but Jay suggested a Russian sounding water imported from Georgia, to which I agreed. Bamber was not sure she wanted a water from Russia, so she asked him for something hot, but she didn’t want coffee and asked Jay “to surprise” her.

It was at this point I realized that the Disney Magic had finally had its effect on Bamber. The last time she asked a waiter to ‘surprise’ her, she was served Rocky Mountain Oysters, and it took her 4 months to recover from that!

Jay returned with my mineral water, and for Bamber he served a tepid mocha concoction called ‘Mocha Boeuf’. Bamber fell in love with it!

It was time to order. Jay led us right up to where the chef’s were working (very interesting too!) and we actually got to speak with one of them. Jay had recommended a Beef offering that I thought sounded great, and Bamber choose the Poultry offered.

Jay had showed us our table and was back in a flash with a most delicious salad to tempt our palettes prior to the entrees. The salad was a delicate combination of leafy greens, served with walnuts, fresh peaches and Maytag blue cheese. This was a delightful combination! The crunchiness of the walnuts when combined with the aroma and tang of the Maytag were offset by the texture and sweetness of the peaches. Very nice indeed! Bamber was already talking about tipping the concierge!

This delight was followed by the entrees.
I had opted for the beef. I was set back in awe when I saw these two medallions of braised beef, topped with several very thinly sliced pieces of pork, which had been lovingly sautéed and covered in a creamy yellow gratin. This entire creation was placed atop a fresh baked bread ‘plate’ and served with a bread ‘hat’ on top! (I was immediately impressed with how Disney is catering to the “carb craze” by making the breading removable from the food! ). Very, very tasty indeed. I would have this again!

Bamber had selected the poultry, which today turned out to be a monstrous serving of very thinly sliced tenderloin of turkey, (and served with a removable plate & hat of fresh bread) a nice garnishing of vine ripened tomato and romaine, truly set the dish out to be a winner. Bamber has always had a refined eye (or taste) for fine baked goods; the breading involved in this creative essay was based on a homemade molasses recipe. Bamber could not finish all of her turkey tenderloin! (I did try a tidbit and it was very succulent and moist).

Both entrees were served with a very generous side of the ‘pomme du jour’. Which today were large Juliennes of Potato, served hot. They were tender and moist on the inside, yet had a crisp exterior with a beautiful golden hue. A very interesting and tasty presentation!

Just when we thought it couldn’t get any better, Jay pitched several tempting dessert offerings. Including another Essence of beouf beverage that he promised would be far richer and creamier than what Bamber had tried early as it was served iced cold! Also, a bar of a very decadent chocolate design, which Jay said we would remember for life! Sadly, Bamber and I were delightfully stuffed. Another very, very satisfactory culinary experience here at Walt Disney World!

If any of you should get the opportunity to try this very nice, fine eatery I heartily recommend it! The fact that Bamber is already talking about going back, is in fact high praise of the establishment.

;)
 
Wow! The meal sounds wonderful ! How much did it cost? Or did it come included in a plan? I am so jelous!::yes::
 
Shame on Jay for neglecting to suggest the house specialty! It's an artfully arranged stack of pommes frites topped with a sauce of delicately sharp private reserve cheese from a exclusive region of England, enhanced by a dusting of delicate morsels of smoked pork loin. Heirloom tomatoes and a chiffonade of field greens garnish the dish. And a drizzle of buttermilk aioli sufficiently tempers the sophisticated flavor. ;)
 
Is this a joke? Are you pulling my leg? There really is a top secret restaurant at MK?

Mocha Boeuf...doesn't that mean Mocha BEEF?

C'mon...spill the beans....
 

I think that this is all a hoax. I don't believe it. I hope I'm right or I've probably just killed a fairy somewhere!!!
 
No, turkeys and chickens DO have a tenderloin. That is true. It is alos known as the "oyster" of the breast...it is that long, tender strip in the breast.

But I think he may be talking about disney LAND, not WDW. I know there IS a Club 33 in DisneyLAND...right by Pirates of the Carribean. But I have heard that Club 33 is the only place in Disneyland that DOES serve liquor.
 
the only reason I doubt this post is the description he used for his wife's/partner's outfit....that is too forced a description for someone genuinely interested in sharing a rare eaterie...if he hadn't put that in...I might have been willing to be so gullible. But GREAT story!

Tara
 
Think about it folks.... welcome to lunch at Pinnocchios!!! Prehaps the turkey sandwich and bacon cheeseburger....sorry he missed out on the figaro fries!!! They are really the best!!
 
I have heard of this at Disneyland resort but not at wdw is it possible
also Robert Iger wow the pres of abc network pretty cool sounds like a wonderful meal
 
Originally posted by DVCconvert


Bamber had selected the poultry, which today turned out to be a monstrous serving of very thinly sliced tenderloin of turkey, (and served with a removable plate & hat of fresh bread)


:scratchin :laughing: :rotfl:

Check this out. From allearsnet.com. You too can eat like a Disney VIP.

PINOCCHIO'S VILLAGE HAUS

Geppetto's Double Cheeseburger (w/carrots or fries) $6.69; add bacon $0.79
Gideon's 1/4 Pound Cheeseburger (w/carrots or fries) $5.59; add bacon $0.79


Cleo's Quarter Pound Hot Dog (w/carrots or fries) - $5.59
Stromboli's Chicken Garden Salad - mixed greens, seasoned chicken, peaches, blue cheese, walnuts $6.39, w/out chicken $4.69

Figaro Fries (bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato) $3.09


Vanilla or Chocolate Milk Shake $2.79


French Fries $1.79
Brownie $1.79
Chocolate or Vanilla Shake $2.79

For Children --
Peanut Butter and Jelly with chips and child's beverage $3.49
Child's Hot Dog with chips and child's beverage $3.49

Soft Drinks $1.99 $2.29


Orange or Apple Juice $2.39


Bottled Water $2.50
Lowfat Milk $0.99
Whole or Chocolate Milk $1.99
Hot Chocolate or Hot Tea $1.69
Coffee - regular or decaffeinated $1.69, $1.89
 
Bamber had selected the poultry, which today turned out to be a monstrous serving of very thinly sliced tenderloin of turkey, (and served with a removable plate & hat of fresh bread) a nice garnishing of vine ripened tomato and romaine, truly set the dish out to be a winner. Bamber has always had a refined eye (or taste) for fine baked goods; the breading involved in this creative essay was based on a homemade molasses recipe. Bamber could not finish all of her turkey tenderloin! (I did try a tidbit and it was very succulent and moist).
Monstro's Turkey Sandwich on a wheat molasses roll (with chips) $7.19
I had opted for the beef. I was set back in awe when I saw these two medallions of braised beef, topped with several very thinly sliced pieces of pork, which had been lovingly sautéed and covered in a creamy yellow gratin. This entire creation was placed atop a fresh baked bread ‘plate’ and served with a bread ‘hat’ on top!
Geppetto's Double Cheeseburger (w/carrots or fries) $6.69; add bacon $0.79
and for Bamber he served a tepid mocha concoction called ‘Mocha Boeuf’.
Hot Chocolate $1.69 OR Chocolate Milk $1.99
The salad was a delicate combination of leafy greens, served with walnuts, fresh peaches and Maytag blue cheese. This was a delightful combination!
Stromboli's Chicken Garden Salad - mixed greens, peaches, blue cheese, walnuts $4.69

Busted !!!!!!! Although I must admit, you had me going there for a minute ;)
 
Someone has wayyy tooooooo much time on their hands,;) .

Correct me if I am wron g but isn't "JaY" the CEO of he whole WDW resorts.....
 
I didn't know April Fool's Day was early this year!!

BTW - get rid of Bamber - sounds like a spoiled brat to me!
 
...... that was the funniest thing I've ever read on this board ....... you really had me going, I was actually getting annoyed at how snobbish and spoiled Bambers was ....... keep up the good work, I hope to see more reviews like this one ..... you definitely got a talent with words.
 


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