Or, along those lines, I cannot help but cite the opening monologue of Woody Allen's brilliant "Annie Hall."
To quote Alvy Singer: "There's an old joke. Uh, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of 'em says: 'Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.' The other one says, 'Yeah, I know. And such small portions.'"
I'm sorry. I simply could not resist the opportunity to reference a Woody Allen film in a DISBoards thread.