Removed from the park

[Mrsjvb]

Pull the plug, of course.

 

[Robo]

Pull the plug, of course.

That's the "surprise" answer.

Again, the thumble, the coffee cup, and the bucket are just there to get listeners thinking along one line...
then "surprise" them with the more simple answer.

 

[Beehn]

Here's a newer riddle (surprise) joke:

You are in a bathroom.

The bathtub is filled with water.

You are given 3 items:

A thumble.
A coffee cup.
A bucket.

Your task is to empty the bathtub.

What do you use to empty the bathtub?

The drain!

 

[Robo]

The drain!

Yep.

(See post #62 above.)

 

[nataliela]

When I watched the clip of Tigger and the little boy who seemed afraid of him at Crystal Palace, it looks like towards the end that Tigger swipes something from the table and keeps it in his hand as he turns and walks away after making the little boy cry. Am I seeing this right???

Yeah? It looks like a roll or something?

Here's a newer riddle (surprise) joke:

You are in a bathroom.

The bathtub is filled with water.

You are given 3 items:

A thumble.
A coffee cup.
A bucket.

Your task is to empty the bathtub.

What do you use to empty the bathtub?

Hey..I don't find that funny. I use a bathtub every night!!!

 

[MrsSilvaStrat]

This reminds me of a case we read in class about a guy who sued Pepsi because he "believed" that Pepsi was really offering to give people Harrier jets in exchange for a certain number of "Pepsi Points." The poor judge writing the opinion had to spend several pages explaining what the definition of a joke was.

I remember reading that case!!!

 

[Simba22]

I saw a guy yelling and swearing at his wife and kid one day and when a CM came over to "assist" he started yelling and swearing at her so they called security and escorted him away. Don't know if they tossed him out but I hope so...I hope his wife and daughter got to enjoy the rest of their day in peace!

 

[GazerBeam]

I have a 'friend' who I swear makes stuff up.

But he claims he was at WDW as a kid, and got kicked out of epcot for getting out of the vehicles on spaceship earth and posing with the animatronics. (This would have been late 80s).

It makes me think of the 'itchy and scratchy land' simpsons episode where homer and bart end up in jail. So now I always wonder about 'disney jail'. (I know there is no jail and they just throw you out or call the 'real' cops but it funny to think of a holding cell where they throw you if you kick a giant mouse in the butt).

GB

 

[Alesia]

Does anyone remember the people (I think they were from NY) who got thrown out sometime last year? I think they were spitting on people and screaming obscenities.

 

[Robo]

Does anyone remember the people (I think they were from NY) who got thrown out sometime last year? I think they were spitting on people and screaming obscenities.

I wonder WHICH of those two was the reason for the ejection?

 

[Alesia]

I wonder WHICH of those two was the reason for the ejection?

Well, if I remember correctly, the obscenity screaming was enough to get them thrown out of the park, but the spitting is what got them arrested.

 

[EchoThree76]

I'm glad we are back on subject...rather then joke telling 101...hehe

 

[momof3girls6712]

Back when I was in middle school, a firend and her family went to Disney. She told us all she got scared and jumped out of the log on splash mountain. She said all the lights came on and the ride stopped. Security came and they had to write up a report with her family, but then they were free to enjoy their day. I am not sure if it was true or not but I think of her everytime we ride splash mountain and look around to find a good jumping out spot.

Again, not sure if it is true or not but a coworker sent me an email saying the mother and daughter were kicked out of either wdw or dl (id have to search through my emails) and it had a picture of them (i think in front of the castle). They had white shirts on, but had cut holes so that their ****s stuck out. The shirt had mouse ears painted abouve their ****s. The ****s were painted with eyes and such and the nipples were painted black for noses.

 

[MrsSilvaStrat]

So now I always wonder about 'disney jail'. (I know there is no jail and they just throw you out or call the 'real' cops but it funny to think of a holding cell where they throw you if you kick a giant mouse in the butt).

GB

When we were younger my dad would tell us we had to behave or else we would get thrown in Disney Jail for bad kids lol.

 

[fall08CP]

Again, not sure if it is true or not but a coworker sent me an email saying the mother and daughter were kicked out of either wdw or dl (id have to search through my emails) and it had a picture of them (i think in front of the castle). They had white shirts on, but had cut holes so that their ****s stuck out. The shirt had mouse ears painted abouve their ****s. The ****s were painted with eyes and such and the nipples were painted black for noses.

I dont think it's real- the shirt itself was just designed to look like that. Look up "disney shirt" on google and the one I think you're talking about it on the first page, 2nd row. If you're talking about a different one, I stand corrected But this picture matches your description pretty closely.

 

[momof3littlelilos]

Here's a newer riddle (surprise) joke:

You are in a bathroom.

The bathtub is filled with water.

You are given 3 items:

A thumble.
A coffee cup.
A bucket.

Your task is to empty the bathtub.

What do you use to empty the bathtub?

the drain
(but, being a renter the subtle cleverness is lost on me...)

 

[KerriL]

Again, not sure if it is true or not but a coworker sent me an email saying the mother and daughter were kicked out of either wdw or dl (id have to search through my emails) and it had a picture of them (i think in front of the castle). They had white shirts on, but had cut holes so that their ****s stuck out. The shirt had mouse ears painted abouve their ****s. The ****s were painted with eyes and such and the nipples were painted black for noses.

I have seen this pic before and they are not at DL or WDW. If you look close, it seems as if they are in New Orleans during Mardi Gras.


Kerri

 

[MrsSilvaStrat]

OMG Robo was not insulting renters - he was insulting his tenants by saying they act the same way as those removed from the park.

Unless you are Robo's tenants - you should not be offended. If you are Robo's tenants - start behaving 'cuz you are about to be evicted!

 

[tzolkin]

I dont think it's real- the shirt itself was just designed to look like that. Look up "disney shirt" on google and the one I think you're talking about it on the first page, 2nd row. If you're talking about a different one, I stand corrected But this picture matches your description pretty closely.

no, these were the real deal. i got the same email from my aunt. i think i still have it if anyone is interested.

 

[Robo]

OMG Robo was not insulting renters - he was insulting his tenants by saying they act the same way as those removed from the park.

Unless you are Robo's tenants - you should not be offended. If you are Robo's tenants - start behaving 'cuz you are about to be evicted!

I'm looking to hire MrsSilvaStrat to be my bouncer!

She's got my back.