mrFDNY
<font color=red>I'll be back mrFDNY. I have my ey
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Hi all,
Well its late for me and i going to bed in 5 mins or so,but first this FDNY funny.So at work tonight we get a run for a co alarm going off,we roll get there and check it out.Turns out it just needed battiries.So leaving the young scared to death owners apt we go in the hallway and thier is another swinging door to get in the rest of the hallway to get to the stairs to leave.There are 4 of us and kevin pushes the door foward and screams "what the **** is that and swings the door closed.So peter peeks thru and there it is a 1 pound mouse just sitting in the hallway and there we are 4 grown men,who will not enter the hallway with the dangrous beast there.So i take a peek and i swear it lunged at me and i close the door quick and place the bag at the bottom of the door just in case it pushes the 85 pound door open to try to attack us.I started to think this is nuts we are 4 grown men and a 1 pound mouse is holding us hostage.No one will go thru the door first everyone of us wants the other to go first.This event took like 6 mins and finally kevin throws something at this beast and it runs away and in a cracked wall behind a heater and there we are running like 4,five year old girls to get out of the building so it won't attack us.We agreed outside in the rig,never to tell that story to anyone.Of course i just told all of you.Now doesn't it make you happy to know that if you call 911 us strong men will come to rescue you.Btw as we got outside the 4 of us are brushing off our uniforms like if they were covered in bugs.
Well its late for me and i going to bed in 5 mins or so,but first this FDNY funny.So at work tonight we get a run for a co alarm going off,we roll get there and check it out.Turns out it just needed battiries.So leaving the young scared to death owners apt we go in the hallway and thier is another swinging door to get in the rest of the hallway to get to the stairs to leave.There are 4 of us and kevin pushes the door foward and screams "what the **** is that and swings the door closed.So peter peeks thru and there it is a 1 pound mouse just sitting in the hallway and there we are 4 grown men,who will not enter the hallway with the dangrous beast there.So i take a peek and i swear it lunged at me and i close the door quick and place the bag at the bottom of the door just in case it pushes the 85 pound door open to try to attack us.I started to think this is nuts we are 4 grown men and a 1 pound mouse is holding us hostage.No one will go thru the door first everyone of us wants the other to go first.This event took like 6 mins and finally kevin throws something at this beast and it runs away and in a cracked wall behind a heater and there we are running like 4,five year old girls to get out of the building so it won't attack us.We agreed outside in the rig,never to tell that story to anyone.Of course i just told all of you.Now doesn't it make you happy to know that if you call 911 us strong men will come to rescue you.Btw as we got outside the 4 of us are brushing off our uniforms like if they were covered in bugs.
Reminds me of the time I was at my Dad's (he is trained both as a firefighter and police officer). We were cooking in the kitchen and a paper towel that had been on the counter blew onto the gas cooktop because the window was open. One of the burners was on and caught the paper towel on fire. I'm yelling "Dad, help". He starts screming at me "put it out, put it out!" Ok ummm whos the fireman here??? 
I still haven't let him live it downand it's been a good 5+ years 
