step 1. Unplug machine
Step 2. take machine outside, and place on hard surface.
Step 3. Retrieve sledge hammer or other heavy object
Step 4. Return to machine, and cause your hammer or heavy object to impact upon said machine.
Step 5. If you have difficulty, call India call center to obtain advise as to how to impact heavy object on said machine
Step 6. Return to machine and continue with impact. If unsure of sufficiency of impact, please call India for additional assistance.
Step 7. Proceed to vehicle, and drive to
Best Buy, Wal Mart, or suitable alternative.
Step 8. Purchase new machine, for less money than it would take to reformulate PC
Step 9. Attempt to set up machine.
Step 10. Call India, and request your now best bud, and seek advise as to how to set up machine
Step 11. Make sure Grandad has filtering software, so he does not have a heart attack while looking at pictures on the internet.
Step 12. Receive call from India call center friend regarding his coming to your town, and wishes to stay for a month.[.............