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[firstmickey]

Hello Fastpassers.......the horseyponiepoodliepoo girl and I need some help at the riddle spa......it's just her and I trying to make a wooo hooty!

 

[paslea_pooh]

Hysterical... I laughed so hard there is spittle on my keyboard... !!!

Steph...This spittle. Is it like scrapple?

BTW,BTW....Definition of Scrapple.....Scrapple is a savory cornmeal pudding or mush in which the cornmeal is simmered with pork scraps and trimmings, then formed into a loaf, similar to polenta. Small scraps of meat left over from butchering, too small to be used or sold elsewhere, were transformed into scrapple to avoid waste, a Pennsylvania Dutch tradition.


I just caused myself to pull a ZZUB or is it pull a KIMMIE???? No matter. I vomitted on my keyboard. Driver pull over, next stop.....

Office Depot!!!

 

[NAB]

Thanks Hoop, I did what Dana said and got a Care Bear for now. I will have to ask him in the morning if he approves. Probably not he is 9 after all. I don't want a Yu gi Oh one either or Pokemon. He really likes Mario Sunshine etc. maybe that.

 

[hooP]

Just like you!! That's it!

Some more of my favorite smells are, freshly brewed coffee, the smell in the air after a summer rain, the spring breeze, a newborn baby (diaper must be clean though), and of course pepperoni and mushroom pizza. I can go on and on but my pillow is calling..."Hoopy you fool, come give me some drool"

 

[hooP]

Thanks Hoop, I did what Dana said and got a Care Bear for now. I will have to ask him in the morning if he approves. Probably not he is 9 after all. I don't want a Yu gi Oh one either or Pokemon. He really likes Mario Sunshine etc. maybe that.

See if he likes this one

or this one

We can do the sizing if he approves or we can get others. There's a bunch.

 

[NAB]

Thanks Hoop I will ask him in the morning, now go to bed......

 

[em'smom]

Not quite a morning shout out, but it will have to do,

Hi Marita!! How are ya? Hope you are having fun while you run Disney World. Because we all know that you are one step under Michael Eisner or whoever it is that is getting those big fat paychecks these days.


Ok, here is a funny story for you all, but it is here for a special lurker who we all miss. You know who you are.

Keep in mind that I live in a condo with four apartments to a building. Two upstairs and two downstairs with a hallway shared by all. My sister used to live next door and we were both on the second floor. Her husband is in the Navy and was away on deployment for six months. We had just recently moved to VA and were still quite new. The following was an email I sent to friends back home. This took place almost three years ago.

I have a funny story to tell you.
On sunday night, I went to bed early with Emily.
This is not the funny part.
My father called my sister at 11 pm ( She and I live next door to each other.)
This is exactly the conversation that took place.
For my father's lines, read in a dead pan voice.
For my sister, read in an excited brooklyn accent.

Missy: Hello?
Dad: Melissa, this is your father.
Missy: Oh, hi Dad.
Dad: You have tornadoes headed your way.
Missy: We do?! (big brooklyn here.)
Dad: Yes. You have five minutes to get to safety. Go. click. He hung up on her.

She runs to my door. rings the bell ding ding ding ding ding
rings my phone at the same time, ring ring ring ring ring.
When i get up she yells at me that tornadoes are coming.(I didn't know about my dad's phone call yet.)
I jump up, yell at Emily to get up, find my purse and put on sneakers,
When i turn to Emily, she is half undressed. ( she thought it was morning and time to get dressed for school) I yell at her to get dressed again and run
to me.

Missy grabbed her 1 yr old from the crib and I picked up her 3 yr
old, who was walking around like a lost zombie, cause she picked him up from his bed and put him on the floor to wake him up, and i grabbed Emily's
hand. We run to the down stairs neighbors, and ring the door. ding ding ding ding ding. My neighbor Jay opens the door, looks at us all panicked and says very calmly, "Ladies?"

We just start saying crazy things like, "tornadoes, coming here..." "let us in your house"

And then this nice neighbor of ours, who never says anything bad,
who never curses, said, " Ladies, what the fudge?!" (but really he said that other word)and he said it very calmly, like we lost our minds. All while his family is sleeping and we are holding our cranky tired children.

Finally after Missy shouted something like, "let us hide in your closets or bathroom" he figured out what we were saying. So now we barge our way into his house. He takes Emily and puts her to bed with his daughter, and
comes back to find me and Missy looking for news on the tv. When we finally do find any news, it is saying that there were ( key word, were) tornado watches in virginia beach, and other points,(for 10 to 10:30 pm) and that reports of a tornado touching down in North Carolina. But all watches were cancelled for the rest of the evening.

So now Missy and I are feeling rather foolish, and our neighbor is laughing his rear (again, that other word) off over our stupidity. When Missy explained the phone call from our dad, I understood her panic. My father never gets excited about anything, and for him to have called in the first place, made her worry and think the real deal was spotted and headed our way. He would never cry wolf.

Which now brings us to about 11:10 pm and we clearly have survived our brush with a tornado, but not our embarassment. So we did what any self respecting person would do. We called my dad, and told him off for scaring us.

And what does my dad say, but, "Are you alive? Did you survive? Did you figure out something to do? You are welcome and I would do it again in a minute to save your lives." now, here is a funny thought, I have another sister who lives in Virginia Beach, about 2 miles from us. He never called her!

So in all, that is my funny story. Not funny at the time, but by 11:20 we were all laughing about our actions and luckily our neighbor is really nice, and
forgave for acting like lunatics at the door and said we could even come back if we were scared again. Heck, he even offered to let us all stay at his
house that night.

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

grammy your be in our prayers for a quick recovery.

again, i so appricate the trip report reminder...

i soory bout the george 's comparsion pic...did his lost twin
reapperared? got to say they sure did look alike...

does ms. zzub ever post? last night story would be a dozy..
espcially who didthecleanup? let'ssee..her name couldbe
zulu? i do hope lil z back to happy trails!

chickens here, chickens there! where the best at wdw?
dwat where i be lookin out for you all...por
lil chicks. a long time ago when my father was tellin me
a chicken story..when he dating my mother....remember
back then the chicken was running around until a hour
or 2 before dinner...my dad swore the chicken dwat my
mother cooked up was uneatable/ you couldn't even chew
[ he was ] telling how they put it out on the back
porch and the dogs took it...30 minutes later they brought
it back...[he was harder]...i thought he was makin
this up. that is, until my mother who caught the end of
the story..walked up and 'slugged" him! never seen her
do that before. i am no chick-um expert..but i never saw
her so mad! my dad's did not helped! she blame it
on being an "old" bird?!?..is that true loubon?

ok? the first malestormers saying on our wdw
@ the end of sept..wins a choclate bars..remmbeer?
i keep the special ones on stock!

well pohho girl can you give me a lil grumpy fella with poppy
smurf...?? can u??? [didn't know that lil tid bit,did u?]

ok, until we all meet again..may all the fastpasses be at
your back! =

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Lol, Erin, that is a funny story, thanks for sharing!

And I am about 1,266 levels below Bob Iger, who is running the company now, but thanks for your vote of confidence!

 

[em'smom]

See, it's all about you Marita and that other guy, who I don't know, cause his name doesn't end in Disney.

 

[HaleyB]

So now Missy and I are feeling rather foolish, and our neighbor is laughing his rear (again, that other word) off over our stupidity. When Missy explained the phone call from our dad, I understood her panic. My father never gets excited about anything, and for him to have called in the first place, made her worry and think the real deal was spotted and headed our way. He would never cry wolf.

Which now brings us to about 11:10 pm and we clearly have survived our brush with a tornado, but not our embarassment. So we did what any self respecting person would do. We called my dad, and told him off for scaring us.

And what does my dad say, but, "Are you alive? Did you survive? Did you figure out something to do? You are welcome and I would do it again in a minute to save your lives." now, here is a funny thought, I have another sister who lives in Virginia Beach, about 2 miles from us. He never called her!

So in all, that is my funny story. Not funny at the time, but by 11:20 we were all laughing about our actions and luckily our neighbor is really nice, and
forgave for acting like lunatics at the door and said we could even come back if we were scared again. Heck, he even offered to let us all stay at his
house that night.

That is too funny

My MIL calls me every time we have weather (as I like to call it).

She often hears about my tornado watches before I do!

 

[HaleyB]

In case anyone missed it

Last edited by em'smom : Today at 11:20 PM. Reason: Yeah, my 100th post, yippee!!

Wooooo Hooooty

 

[em'smom]

thanks Haley for the woo hooty love

 

[sns122]

Oh no, page 2 is no good!

Good Morning Crew! All hands on deck!

Have a great day!

 

[sheridac]

Morning Shout Out ~

Tinkles, La{{{slurp}}} horseybaby, melly, jenjenjen, poohbear, gramgram, amy, haley, yak, kimmie, ash, jamal, frick, rhonda,NM, Sid!!!!!, SNAP, Shelby, Donna
boys-mark, hichappie, jwsweetie, louie, eddie, steven, hoopster, knitit, masterg, ozzie and La'sDH(Hi there!)

and for any I may have unintentionally, inadvertently left out......

CONSIDER YOURSELVES SHOUTED AT!!!

 

[firstmickey]

Ooooooooh, I made the shout out!


I feel so loved!



Good Morning Fastpassers!

 

[MommyPoppins]

Morning everyone!

Boy 2 older boys are off to VBS this morning already. Life is sure easy with only 2.

Yesterday I cleaned the entire house and washed some laundry by 10:30am. Then I layed out on the deck and watched Ethan in the pool till about 12. Lunch? I threw him a cold piece of pizza. AND a pepsi.

We went inside, I fed the baby, they played and then went back down for naps. Then I folded laundry. What a easy day with only 2. Course today I have my babysittee...and since she crapped in her/MY pack-n-in play, took her diaper off and covered every surface of the bed with her crap she does't have anywhere to sleep. Her mom still hasn't brought me a new pack-n-play. Even though she knows that she has NO WHERE to sleep. Plus now I'm down a pack-n-play.

Anyway, I even washed my sheets yesterday, because Ethan had an accident in my bed. So I have like NO chores today. Nothing except reading TR and Poly reviews.

Everyone must be hitting the spice shop a lot because this thread is dying people. DYING!

 

[GADISNEYGIRL]

Morning all! (This is a shout out to everyone, don't feel excluded!)

Does anyone have an explanation as to why my little angel, who normally sleeps til 8am (or 7:30, at least), is now up at 6am two days in a row? When Mommy has gone to bed unusually late two nights in a row? And... now he has a cold. What is with this kid? He hasn't been sick since last July, and now this is the 4th thing in a month! And school is OUT, so what's the deal?

Oh, well. It's nice to get an early start to the day, isn't it? Yes, that is me trying to convince myself.

Coffee is in order, methinks...

Have a great day!
Rhonda

 

[Loubon]

If FedEx were to merge with UPS woulkd the new company be called FedUP?

Just asking.

 

[horsegirl]

Ooooooooh, I made the shout out!


I feel so loved!



Good Morning Fastpassers!

Careful what you wish for! Stick around Donna. We'll get you in plenty of trouble....