Reading, seeing and hearing Part 4

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tink38 said:
Nice. Your new nickname is MB. For Modest Boy. :teeth:

LY/MI!


Yeah, well your's is YHAKSOTO girl.


BDG


It is short for You Have A Keen Sense Of The Obvious.
 
bdg100 said:
Yeah, well your's is YHAKSOTO girl.


BDG


It is short for You Have A Keen Sense Of The Obvious.


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Got me good, there!
 
Morning all. Stopped in to post a new installment.

Which is all I think I will manage today.

Because I don't have a FREAKIN' CLUE about the riddle. Someone send me the answers. I don't want any lame-o mints. PURE UNADULTERATED ANSWER will do me just fine.

Haley ~ :grouphug:
UMA ~ :rotfl:
Twink ~ researching that defense. Just in case.
B ~ :worship: for the riddle

Everyone else - thinking of you. But they just called me to lunch.

Later!
 
Because it needed to be done HERE.

WOOHOOTY! Looky looky at my ticker!

<-----------------------!!!!!!!

Okay. Enough of that. I need to go shopping today at lunch. I have a presentation to give tomorrow. To a bunch of "dignitaries", as I call them. About 50. Again. If you will recall the "joint presentation" of last week, my CW and boss pretty much threw me to the wolves. Of course, I did very well anyway. It's a pressure thing. That's when I do my best work.

I'm expecting the same issue for tomorrow, so I need to dress to impress. Any suggestions on what I should wear? HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Just turning the page....... :wave2:
 
TwinkieMama said:
when asked what in Sam Hill was going on they replied
"we are playing Moses... first we have to be asleep and then we have to gather the manna and this (points to floor) is the manna"

so while I get an F for sanitation and supervision I should at least get a B for religious education, right?

off to vacuum.... feel free to laugh at me or with me or whatever....
I have to say that this was the funniest thing I have heard all day. Lately, I've been hearing some funny stuff, usually from the mouth of my children. But this is among some of the greatest comments I have heard from my kids.

You get an A+ for religious education. And you would only get an F for sanitation if you grabbed the kids by the ankles, turned them upside down, and used them to Hoover the cheerios.

As for supervision. Obviously God was watching them if they were provided with the manna.
 
latoberg said:
As for supervision. Obviously God was watching them if they were provided with the manna.

:rotfl:

OK, B, after reading Joe's mints, I think I know what he's referring to, but obviously not, b/c it doesn't belong in the house. So someone take pity on me and PM me the riddle answer, please? I won't even pretend that I want more hints :teeth:
 
Twinkie I think I would take Cheerio's over Rice Krispies. That is what I was greeted with one morning. They wanted to get there own breakfeast. But that really didn't explain why it was all over the place and in another room.

You will be finding a snack in all kinds of places for the next little while :rotfl2:
 
latoberg said:
I have to say that this was the funniest thing I have heard all day. Lately, I've been hearing some funny stuff, usually from the mouth of my children. But this is among some of the greatest comments I have heard from my kids.

You get an A+ for religious education. And you would only get an F for sanitation if you grabbed the kids by the ankles, turned them upside down, and used them to Hoover the cheerios.

As for supervision. Obviously God was watching them if they were provided with the manna.

:rotfl:
now that is the funniest thing I have heard all day (a close second was B's ketchup comment which I didn't get till he explained it :blush: ... is there a smilie smacking itself in the head? insert it here)

I may have to print out your post and tape it to my fridge to provide encouragment to me in future adventures in parenting.

I called my DH to tell him the story and he said "Who read them THAT Bible story? you should have known no good would come of it.." ... I then pointed out that I couldn't think of any particularily "safe" stories to act out once my kids get ahold of it....

well I have vacuumed the entire upstairs 3 TIMES and still I am finding cheerios, yes NAB I am thankful that it wasn't rice krispies or worse yet anything brightly colored like Froot Loops or Fruity Pebbles... they did manage to track it downstairs somehow so that is my afternoon project...

Brandt-you are overthinking! one answer is correct and the other one is acceptable to the Riddle Goddess
 
TwinkieMama said:
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:lmao: This is the reason we have dogs and mice. Not a crumb on the floor. :teeth: But because we also have cats, we in turn have mouse heads. :crazy:

Hay Twinkie and Nab. Thanks for missing me! Been busy today... :yay:
 
Grammyof2 said:
MSO

Haley - hope you and all the Silly's are OK.

Lots to do today. I need an assistant, anyone have free time???????

And because everyone needs to know the weather, the fog is so heavy you can't see your hand in front of your face :crazy:

Later tators :grouphug: :moped: :smokin: :artist: :3dglasses :stir: popcorn::

and of course :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3:

I'd be happy to be your assistant. I'll just need to hire an assistant to cover my regular duties.

Why would you put your hand in front of your face? Then you won't be able to see. :confused3

And, yes, Haley, I soo hope that today has been a better day for you. I may not be online at all tonight so if the story gets told and I'm not there, it's not because I don't care. PM or call me if you want. :grouphug:
 
Helllooooooooooooo people!!!!!!!!!

did you forget I post here and lurk here and read here!????? :confused3



all this obvious cheating on MY riddle!!!!!!! :snooty:
Have you all lost your minds? ;)

:teeth:


TwinkieMama said:
Brandt-you are overthinking! one answer is correct and the other one is acceptable to the Riddle Goddess

and I can't be sure but I think Twinks just called me EASY!!! ;) :teeth: :rotfl2: (of course, she has cheerios all over the floor so what does she know!) :teeth:
 
horsegirl said:
:lmao: This is the reason we have dogs and mice. Not a crumb on the floor. :teeth: But because we also have cats, we in turn have mouse heads. :crazy:

Hay Twinkie and Nab. Thanks for missing me! Been busy today... :yay:
EEEEEEWWWWW!!!!

Hay! I missed you too! Are you skimming again?
 
I have returned empty handed from my lunch hour(ish) shopping spree. I remain empty handed. :sad1:

Shelby - I did what you said. But guess what? they had ONE size 4 skirt in the entire store and it may as well have been a long skirt. No heel could recify the length. I even tried the Junior depatment. I guess all Juniors wear these days are jeans. Oh. And BELTS. Because even MY hiney would have been hanging out of the bottom of these skirts. Really. Very troubling. I am SO glad I have a boy.

My coworker told me to go to to Dillards and shop in the little girls department. Nice, huh?
 
Tink - Is it still hot there????? Throw a blazer/sweater over one of those little numbers you have in the closet. Dresses up or down according to the little number, but makes you look more professional.


And I hear you on the length of the skirts. :bitelip:

Kimmie - thanks for quoting me :cheer2: and you can be my assistant any day but the pay sucks
 
tink38 said:
EEEEEEWWWWW!!!!

Hay! I missed you too! Are you skimming again?

Thanks baby!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nope, not skimming, just have been gone most of the day. The rest of this nice story about the mouse heads is that several of my beloved cats sleep snuggled next to me at night. Apparenly my dh awakened the other morning to find one mouse head on my pillow right next to kitty and me. :scared1: He was kind enough to remove whilst I slumbered.
 
Grammyof2 said:
Tink - Is it still hot there????? Throw a blazer/sweater over one of those little numbers you have in the closet. Dresses up or down according to the little number, but makes you look more professional.


And I hear you on the length of the skirts. :bitelip:

Kimmie - thanks for quoting me :cheer2: and you can be my assistant any day but the pay sucks


Grammy:

Can I be your assistant too? I'm not very organized but I'm punctual and reliable. I'm also cheap. At least that's what they tell me. And, best of all, I'm from South Dakota.

BDG
 
bdg100 said:
Grammy:

Can I be your assistant too? I'm not very organized but I'm punctual and reliable. I'm also cheap. At least that's what they tell me.

BDG


Your qualifications are the same as all my other assistants, so why not pirate:
 
Grammyof2 said:
Tink - Is it still hot there????? Throw a blazer/sweater over one of those little numbers you have in the closet. Dresses up or down according to the little number, but makes you look more professional.


And I hear you on the length of the skirts. :bitelip:

Kimmie - thanks for quoting me :cheer2: and you can be my assistant any day but the pay sucks
It IS hot here, Grammy. 90 degrees today! I had the unmitigated gall to try on a sweater today, too! It did NOT look good, TFI.

Oh. And Mo don't do blazers. Ever. I have an aversion to them ever since High School. They were part of our required uniform. They were wool. And black. And VERY itchy. Can you imagine what it feels like to wera wool in 90 degree heat and 150% humidity?

Okay. Rant over. I'll try Kohl's on the way home. Dick has offered to cook dinner so I can shop. Gotta love him for that!!! :teeth:
 
Grammyof2 said:
Your qualifications are the same as all my other assistants, so why not pirate:

When do I start? Hi yhaksoto girl. 90 degree weather? Trade ya. Where is Horsey? Hi Horsey. Need more oysters on the half shell? Apparently I'm takin orders from Grammy. Might as well take yours too. Orders I mean.

BDG
 
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