Reading, seeing and hearing Part 3

[jamal]

Kitty Cat lawyer girl!!! Excellent list of the rules!!!!!!! And I lovvve rules!!!!!!!!!!

 

[spectrum-turbo]

I was wondering how buddys are assigned.

Is it proximity?
Based on post count?
Random?
Do accents come into play, you know so you can understand your buddy in all states?
Does it ever change?
Is there a minimum post count on M2 to get a buddy?

And last but not least, do I have one and if so, who is it?

 

[sheridac]

Amy!!!

I appeal:

Rule five-teen: All Maelstromers must acknowledge the mad skillz of certain particular other Maelstromers, as appropriate. They are: Loubon. (This list is not exhaustive)

'cause you left off me. and everyone knows I have the maddest skillz of all!!!!

Also:

I think we all know I am the Enforcer.

Also:

My buddy is J. Which doesn't suck. Seeing as we have that telepathic connection and all.

 

[spectrum-turbo]

S-T ~ glad hubby made it to that bastion of drugs, pornography, and prostitution safely. I assume this is job related? (Hmmmm, what kind of job does he have????????)

He has also made it out of said bastion and is now in Prague. Where is employer has seen fit to put him in a 5 star hotel for a week whilst he attends a conference.

 

[tink38]

I was wondering how buddys are assigned.

Is it proximity?
Based on post count?
Random?
Do accents come into play, you know so you can understand your buddy in all states?
Does it ever change?
Is there a minimum post count on M2 to get a buddy?

And last but not least, do I have one and if so, who is it?

Puffer. I'm screwed if we are going by accents. Being that I am the token Cajun and all.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Sher ~
Appeal Denied.

I did not either leave you off. Here, see?

Rule five-teen: All Maelstromers must acknowledge the mad skillz of certain particular other Maelstromers, as appropriate. They are: Loubon. (This list is not exhaustive)

Wait, wait, let me narrow it down for you:

(This list is not exhaustive)

NOT exhaustive. Meaning. There are others. Who also have mad skillz. You notice the use of "they" throughout, even though only one was mentioned, yes? You, my dear, go without saying. And did. Go without saying that is.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

S-T, Tink, you're each others buddies aren't you? I think?

You are now anyway.

Amy

 

[HaleyB]

Last edited by spectrum-turbo : Today at 03:16 PM. Reason: He is a chemist. Better living through chemistry is his motto.

I really really really love Prague. Is he in the historic part of town? I hope he will have lots of time to look around. Well not tooooo much.

I think we should be buddies, although I highly recommend double buddies as I do not listen to the news nor do I read local papers. Plus if Godzilla wipes out the whole town, or something like that.

 

[HaleyB]

Sher ~
Appeal Denied.

I did not either leave you off. Here, see?

Originally Posted by GeorgiaAristocat
Rule five-teen: All Maelstromers must acknowledge the mad skillz of certain particular other Maelstromers, as appropriate. They are: Loubon. (This list is not exhaustive)

Wait, wait, let me narrow it down for you:

Originally Posted by GeorgiaAristocat
(This list is not exhaustive)

NOT exhaustive. Meaning. There are others. Who also have mad skillz. You notice the use of "they" throughout, even though only one was mentioned, yes? You, my dear, go without saying. And did. Go without saying that is.

It is so much fun when baaad Kitty comes out to play.

 

[tink38]

No, Amy, I have not made my ressies yet. I seriously doubt he is going to let me go. Not because of the internet thing.

He wants to meet y'all, too! Especially Grammy!

I'll "work" on him tonight when we go out to dinner. And after.

TMI???

 

[sheridac]

Sher ~
Appeal Denied.

I did not either leave you off. Here, see?



Wait, wait, let me narrow it down for you:



NOT exhaustive. Meaning. There are others. Who also have mad skillz. You notice the use of "they" throughout, even though only one was mentioned, yes? You, my dear, go without saying. And did. Go without saying that is.

Excuse me.

But.

I am The Enforcer.

So.

What I say. Goes.

And.

I know. I go without saying.

Just sayin'.

 

[tink38]

From Recon Reports and observations, it is apparant that Tropical Storm Ernesto has formed, and the next advisory should reflect this.

The center of circulation may be a bit ahead, but the storm still has reached enough strength to be considered a tropical storm.

Oh, carp.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

It is so much fun when baaad Kitty comes out to play.

This would be why I am such a goooooood lawyer. Sometimes.

I usually keep my claws sheathed in court. However. They do, at times, make an appearance.

Carnage.

 

[HaleyB]

Excuse me.

But.

I am The Enforcer.

So.

What I say. Goes.

And.

I know. I go without saying.

Just sayin'.

You either get to be the enforcer or the rule maker, but not both.

Seperation

of powers

and all.













Unless you use carefully worded signing statements.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Okay folks. I am out. My lovely man called and said he wanted to eat at the Mennonite place again. Which means he's probably phoned in a pie order. For a whole pie. For himself. To take home.

What time? I asked. "Five o'clock" said he. That was five minutes ago.

H.G. Wells to the rescue.

 

[HaleyB]

Okay folks. I am out. My lovely man called and said he wanted to eat at the Mennonite place again. Which means he's probably phoned in a pie order. For a whole pie. For himself. To take home.

What time? I asked. "Five o'clock" said he. That was five minutes ago.

H.G. Wells to the rescue.

I like pie.

 

[Loubon]

In other parts of these boards I am world famous for my quote-a-ramas. Since I hadn't graced all of you with one yet I thought now would be a good time.

IF I had a tatoo, my chest is NOT the place I would have it.

Check it out next time she posts a shoe picture.

You heard it here first: sher loves wearing fanny packs. Pass the word.

This is how it starts.....first fanny packs and then Crocs.....

Sher, honey, let me 'splain the decaf thing.

You see, I was pregnant. So had to give up the caffeine. Then I was the major food source for my infant for quite a while (b-f both of them to @ 11 mos.). Literally 8 wks after stopping the b-f for the first, I was preggers again. Having gone 4 years (essentially) without caffeine, I didn't think it would be wise to reinstate that addiction. So I stuck with decaf. So I have fewer headaches. And this way I also drink a LOT fewer carbonated drinks. It just seemed the wisest move.

Although, I must say, at times I really miss the short-lived pick me up that the caffeine would provide.

The cream I make no apologies for (although I usually use 1/2 and 1/2). I agree with the Dog that it improves the coffee. Sorry. No black coffee for me. EVER. And I won't use the powdered or non-dairy stuff either (that's just nasty, and does terrible things to me besides).

But, I still MUST have my coffee in the morning or else I'm really cranky. Does that mean I'm addicted to the THOUGHT of coffee or the FLAVOR????

Heh, heh....she's talking about breasts....heh, heh....Yeah, breasts, heh!

S-T ~ glad hubby made it to that bastion of drugs, pornography, and prostitution safely. I assume this is job related? (Hmmmm, what kind of job does he have????????)

More importantly, where do I send my resumé? (Note the correct use of "é" there. Flag that!)

Dick is getting a raise. A BIG raise. I will be burping shortly after that.

Ummm.....okay.

Update from Epcot

Horseyponynordicpotstirringbikiniwearinggirl just called

She was in line for Mission Space, visiting with Gary, talking about Mel dancing on stage.

Having a grand time and says to all

Tink ~ I know. Thing is, my boy doesn't really like his crib. He DOES like Sissy's big girl bad and Mommy and Daddy's even bigger bed. I think he thinks his mattress is too firm. Or something. So he will probably actually be happier in a big bed. (And so will my hips. No more sleeping on the floor next to his crib!!!) But I am said. Because they are both growing up too fast.

Time does fly. Before you know it he'll be outgrowing his Crocs.

Geez, Amy. What are you going to do when he gets (AAACK!) peach fuzz and OTHER hairs???

She'll do like everyone else on the DIS does....start a thread that says, "My son has other hairs and I'm said."

I'm gassy. Deal with it.

Now there's a reason to flag someone!

What's a person gotta do to get a stinkin' waiver 'round here? Take estrogen tablets?

Watch Steel Magnolias. Same effect.

Who farted????

My guess would have been the person eating hot dogs at 5 AM even if you hadn't admitted to being gassy.

You have got to be frickin' (NOF) kidding me!

Who thinks up these things???????????????????

People who start web sites about clowns?

not sure if Kim mentioned gas or if it was just Grammy. Cuz it seems that everything gives her gas...........

And zits. The size of Montana.

Uh, I am not even wanting to be in the same room as you today sista, with all that farting and all.

Even over the internet it's getting bad.

Rule #9.4 states "Upon failure to comply with any of the above rules, other than Rule 2, then the said offender shall be subject to a 'fairy time out.' "

Get to it Bud.

And, further, Rule#11 states that you must provide proof of compliance with Rule #9.4 with video evidence.

We expect such proof within 10 days.

This is what happens when you let lawyers in.

It was just so good we couldn't stop to wipe our chins until it was gone!

Ummm....yeah.

Kitty, isn't there a rule about telling Lou he is wonderful, da man, Adonius like, and 'the best'? I think there is.

See this is why I post Haley!

Gandalf must be disgusted with me (my apologies to those having not read nor seen the Lord of the Rings Trilogy).

*Sigh*

I am getting old and slow.

Dude, I don't know if I want to hang with you anymore.

Okay, these are the rules I have so far.

I don't blog (in the traditional sense), I don't do trip reports (in the traditional sense) and I edit when I damn well feel like it flags or no flags. On the other hand I like rule five-teen and rule 126. And if no one claims me as a buddy that's okay because I know where everyone is and what they are up to anyway so I don't need help. At least not that kind of help.

It is so much fun when baaad Kitty comes out to play.

I agree.


To anyone I left out you were either too quiet, not funny or very lucky.

 

[Shelby5514]

Lou...

 

[drebert]

Wow Lou!

You might want to go take a nap now! You must be exhausted!

 

[jamal]

I'll take 'lucky'