Reading, seeing and hearing Part 3

[sleepydog25]

Last edited by GeorgiaAristocat : Today at 01:59 PM. Reason: and the required response is . . . . . .

. . .is a fanny pack?!

 

[jamal]

ANOTHER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!

I have been to Epcot today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I just had a voicemail from horseybabygirlfriend. She let me hear the music from China.

Five weeks people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grammy!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Well.

Tink knows Rule #1.

SleepyD needs to be subjected to Rule #9.4: the prescribed punishment for breaking any rules other than Rule #2.

Rule #9.4 states "Upon failure to comply with any of the above rules, other than Rule 2, then the said offender shall be subject to a 'fairy time out.' "

Get to it Bud.

And, further, Rule#11 states that you must provide proof of compliance with Rule #9.4 with video evidence.

We expect such proof within 10 days.

Just sayin.

But I am only the keeper of the rulebook. Not the enforcer.

 

[HaleyB]

Speaking of soup.

Haley and Grammy looked pretty funny last night with Gruyere cheese dangling from their chins.

I had to wash my napkins three times.

It was just so good we couldn't stop to wipe our chins until it was gone!

 

[jamal]

Post #2 in a row to ask for a VERY solicitous favor. I need a kickstart to finish my TR early next week. Would one of you excellent writers give me a kick off page two? I have no right to ask this after months of writing, but I'm asking anyway. I gotta catch Haley and Kimmie.

There's nothing like page one to keep ya going.

Don't everyone jump at once.

One should do it through the weekend.

Thanks.

Oh and Amy, "who is the enforcer???" Good one!!!

 

[tink38]

Well.

Tink knows Rule #1.

SleepyD needs to be subjected to Rule #9.4: the prescribed punishment for breaking any rules other than Rule #2.

Rule #9.4 states "Upon failure to comply with any of the above rules, other than Rule 2, then the said offender shall be subject to a 'fairy time out.' "

Get to it Bud.

And, further, Rule#11 states that you must provide proof of compliance with Rule #9.4 with video evidence.

We expect such proof within 10 days.

Just sayin.

But I am only the keeper of the rulebook. Not the enforcer.

Rule #E: All new male members will be subjected to the mandatory Viking leg wax.

Rooster included. No exceptions.

 

[drebert]

Well.

Tink knows Rule #1.

SleepyD needs to be subjected to Rule #9.4: the prescribed punishment for breaking any rules other than Rule #2.

Rule #9.4 states "Upon failure to comply with any of the above rules, other than Rule 2, then the said offender shall be subject to a 'fairy time out.' "

Get to it Bud.

And, further, Rule#11 states that you must provide proof of compliance with Rule #9.4 with video evidence.

We expect such proof within 10 days.

Just sayin.

But I am only the keeper of the rulebook. Not the enforcer.

Isn't there a rule somewhere about a rooster for those males who don't comply with said rules? Just askin'.

Chris, just wanted to make sure everyone was prepared for you when we meet up!

(You aren't going to put big red lipstick marks on my boys are you? That's what their Aunt from New York does. Just thought I would warn them.)

 

[HaleyB]

Well, I just got the word on Dick's raise. It's a WHOPPER! Like, put us in the next tax bracket whopper!

Should I ask him if I can go to the meet? And spend his money? Huh? Huh?

YES!

I bet they do have rooms avaliable Tink, someone was just posting on the resort board that there are lots of open rooms even with the free dining offer and room only discounts!

 

[drebert]

Borg Tink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[HaleyB]

Kitty, isn't there a rule about telling Lou he is wonderful, da man, Adonius like, and 'the best'? I think there is.

 

[jamal]

Haley. That was fast!!!

 

[Master Gracie]

Well...it's over.

The jig is up.

I get a text from Jen today saying, "Did you know we have a reservation at Victoria and Albert's?"

I'm apparently all washed up.

See, it was the complacency that got me. I made sure to call V&A's to tell them NOT to call me as the reservation was a suprise for Jen's birthday.

I made sure I scanned every piece of mail from WDW to make sure it didn't say anything about the ressie. This became needless, however, cause Jen never looked at any of that mail. So I relaxed a little. Didn't check EVERY piece of mail we got. Didn't ask her boss to run by the post office to pick up the mail from our P.O. box.

Didn't matter cause Jen brought all the mail home unopened....

Except for today.

Of all days.

There was a time, when I would have been ninja-like (No Offense Sid) in my mail scanning, and nary a piece from WDW would have made it within 20 feet of Jen.

I would have employed the help of the postal workers. Never mind that my demanding requests would have put me at the top of their list of "points of interest" when they perched on the top of a building with a high powered rifle.

The secret would have been safe.

Gandalf must be disgusted with me (my apologies to those having not read nor seen the Lord of the Rings Trilogy).

*Sigh*

I am getting old and slow.

 

[HaleyB]

Post #2 in a row to ask for a VERY solicitous favor. I need a kickstart to finish my TR early next week. Would one of you excellent writers give me a kick off page two? I have no right to ask this after months of writing, but I'm asking anyway. I gotta catch Haley and Kimmie.

There's nothing like page one to keep ya going.

Don't everyone jump at once.

One should do it through the weekend.

Thanks.

Oh and Amy, "who is the enforcer???" Good one!!!

Hey Kimmie, did ya see that?

I am busy till tomorrow afternoon, but then I am going to attempt a wrap up. You have been warned

And Jami, I bumped it just now and will again as needed. No problem-o.

 

[Grammyof2]

The water diet sucks!

I had to add parsley and nutmeg They are low carb I think

Hi Jami - tell Shrek happy 42 birthday!!!!!

 

[Grammyof2]

Is there cake at the party for shrek???

Cause I can't have any

 

[latoberg]

Well...it's over.

The jig is up.

I get a text from Jen today saying, "Did you know we have a reservation at Victoria and Albert's?"

I'm apparently all washed up.

See, it was the complacency that got me. I made sure to call V&A's to tell them NOT to call me as the reservation was a suprise for Jen's birthday.

I made sure I scanned every piece of mail from WDW to make sure it didn't say anything about the ressie. This became needless, however, cause Jen never looked at any of that mail. So I relaxed a little. Didn't check EVERY piece of mail we got. Didn't ask her boss to run by the post office to pick up the mail from our P.O. box.

Didn't matter cause Jen brought all the mail home unopened....

Except for today.

Of all days.

There was a time, when I would have been ninja-like (No Offense Sid) in my mail scanning, and nary a piece from WDW would have made it within 20 feet of Jen.

I would have employed the help of the postal workers. Never mind that my demanding requests would have put me at the top of their list of "points of interest" when they perched on the top of a building with a high powered rifle.

The secret would have been safe.

Gandalf must be disgusted with me (my apologies to those having not read nor seen the Lord of the Rings Trilogy).

*Sigh*

I am getting old and slow.

The best laid plans of mice and men...or micey men...or mental mice

 

[jamal]

Grammy...does it double-suck?? The water diet??

Add ice, vodka, and limeade. See if that helps. If not, add a side of cheeseburger and fries.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Okay, these are the rules I have so far. But I KNOW that some have been unintentionally, inadvertently omitted.

I need help filling in the gaps, please. (See Rule Finally)

Maelstrom Rule Book:
Rule 1: Whenever someone says "Maelstrom," the required response is "Is a fastpass?!?!?"

Rule 2: An edit is required for every post.

Rule 2.13.7: Upon failure to comply with Rule 2, said offender will be "flagged." The keeper of the flags will usually (exclusively, really) be Sheridac. It is in her sole descretion whether such flags shall be issued.

Rule 2.13.7.1: Appeal of decisions under Rule 2.13.7:
If any member wishes to appeal a flag issued under Rule 2.13.7, then s/he shall be required to do the following, in no particular order: beg, grovel, plead, compliment the thrower of the flags, complement the shoes of the thrower of the flags, complement the legs and feet contained within the shoes that you are complimenting being worn by the thrower of the flags, offer alcohol to the thrower of the flag who has gorgeous feet in gorgeous shoes, that you should complement.

Rule #E: All new male members will be subjected to the mandatory Viking leg wax. Rooster included. No exceptions.

Rule 3: Trip reports are required reading.

Rule 3.9: When one Maelstromer discovers a Trip Report that is considered entertaining, s/he shall notify all other Maelstromers to the same, and provide easy access (via a link).

Rule 4: All Maelstromers are certifiably insane.

Rule 5: Each Maelstromer should have a buddy, so that no Maelstromer can go missing for long without all of us knowing why.

Rule 6: Each Maelstromer should be able to offer some kind of disgusting bodily function story upon demand.

Rule 7: Whenever a meeting of 4 or more members occurs, copious amounts of fortifying beverages should be imbibed.

Rule 8: When visiting Walt Disney World, Maelstromers are required to revisit their roots, and obtain a fastpass for that grand and ever-popular ride "Maelstrom," if, in fact, a Fastpass can be obtained.

Rule 9.4: Upon failure to comply with any of the above rules, other than Rule 2, then the said offender shall be subject to a "fairy time out."

Rule 11: Upon the imposition of Rule 9.4, video proof of the completion of said requirements must be presented to the group within 10 days.

Rule five-teen: All Maelstromers must acknowledge the mad skillz of certain particular other Maelstromers, as appropriate. They are: Loubon. (This list is not exhaustive)

Rule 126: All Maelstromers should strive to maintain a cache of pictures, particularly of clowns, to distress and amuse other Maelstromers.

Rule 1354.4.5.: "n/a" is an acceptable edit.

Rule Finally: Maelstromers must provide love, support, and the funny to any other member in need. Always. Forever.

 

[tink38]

YES!

I bet they do have rooms avaliable Tink, someone was just posting on the resort board that there are lots of open rooms even with the free dining offer and room only discounts!

Haley! Willyoustopmakingitsohardformetosaynotothemeetplease?

 

[tink38]

Rule 5: Each Maelstromer should have a buddy, so that no Maelstromer can go missing for long without all of us knowing why.

Who is MY buddy? Who is the assigner of buddies?