Reading, seeing and hearing Part 2

[pongoperdigirl]

As if.





No but I will say congrats on 1,000 posts!

I didn't even notice that Ihad 1000...thank for pointing it out.
And it was to you to boot..how so you like that

 

[Loubon]

I didn't even notice that Ihad 1000...thank for pointing it out.
And it was to you to boot..how so you like that

I'll cherish it.

 

[NAB]

Back to page one again.... good night all.

 

[tink38]

Mark~

I know I said I would pm this to you, but it came out sooo cute I have to put it up for everyone to see. I decided rather than a boring old picture of just me to drag Mr. Sheridac into the mix.

So, here's your little black dress!!!

Okay. I'm taking my pics down now. I cannot compete. You win.

I am no longer in like with you. So there.

 

[jw50]

World's Easiest Quiz.


Passing requires only 4 correct answers.... a measly 40%.


1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific is named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

 

[sheridac]

Okay. I'm taking my pics down now. I cannot compete. You win.

I am no longer in like with you. So there.

I told you I had a better tan!!

 

[jw50]

For all the maelstromers with kids.

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was
so old she didn't remember anymore. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much
that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain
to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it
was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with
wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't
give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

D I (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I
cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing
in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why
is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked
what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed
when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named
Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt. Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather
wrinkled woman her Mom knew.Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The Sermon this Mom will never forget....

"Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a
rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust." He
would have continued but, at that moment, my very obedient daughter (who
was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little
girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

 

[sheridac]

Last edited by jw50 : Today at 11:18 PM. Reason: Nite sweetie

Night sweetie!!! See you in the am!

 

[tink38]

People, people.....

It is a matter of hours before my ailment will kick in. Have mercy on my soul. Is no one feeling talkative tonight?

 

[sheridac]

Sid Caesar~

I missed you today. And tonight. It must be because I killed you.

 

[sdy]

First things first,
Palsea Pooh...I was inviting you out to play. Alas, it's obvious you didn't watch the video I posted. Watch it, love it, be it. Be a ninja. Now. Then I'll kill you. Page 183. I think. Go. Now. I'll wait.....
You too, Chappie. Go into the light.

People, people, people...why no one else wants to join in the ninjosity is beyond me.
(listen up, Mel, I'm talkin' to you too, missy)
Perhaps it's because you folks think that vikings and ninjas are mutually exclusive. They're not. Johnny Depp is living, breathing celluloid proof of this. I think. Ask Sher(idac!!!), she'll tell ya.

Now, more first things first...
2IAB, AshClan...you are both quite nice and pretty. I thought that begged mentioning again. And again.

HaleyB....I'm oh so sorry about the insomnia. Even if it is the way of the ninja. I wish I had advice. But I don't. Bah. Would it help if I told you that you're nice and pretty? You are.

MasterG....oy yer head! imitrex is no good. unless it's the nasal spray...which only works sometimes. kind of. try frova. frova is great. great i say. talk to yer doctor posthaste. and feel better, babe.

MommyP...Mazel Tov. Mui Beuno tags, mi amore.

Hi Horsey !!!! your little one is lovely. LOVELY, i say.
As are you. Very, very.

SHER(IDAC!!!)!!!!!! Your shoes rock. And you're a hottie. And a super ninja to boot. Love ya, babe. Mean it.
p.s. more British coffee to come on Friday. Tasty. Oh so. YUM.

No treats tonight, kidz.
Just me.
Disappointing, I know.
But you'll get over it.
.


.

.

Then I'll kill you.


To all:
Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.

LY/MI

p.s. Pooh: stiiiiiiill waaaaaaaiting...AHEM

 

[sdy]

Sid Caesar~

I missed you today. And tonight. It must be because I killed you.

Girlfriend,

As a ninja, it is my lot in life to be niether seen nor heard.

I'd say I missed you too, but I spent my day sending you telepathic ninja musings. Can you say the same? Ahem.

Heh, heh

 

[sheridac]

Girlfriend,

As a ninja, it is my lot in life to be niether seen nor heard.

I'd say I missed you too, but I spent my day sending you telepathic ninja musings. Can you say the same? Ahem.

Heh, heh

That was you??? I was wondering why I had the urge to practice karate chops and drink soy lattes.

Last edited by sdy : Today at 02:47 AM. Reason: pssst...look. i'm a mousketeer. little doth they know...

you neglected to thank me for my contribtution to this milestone!!!!

 

[sheridac]

Morning Shout Out ~

Tinkles, La{{{slurp}}} horseybaby, melly, jenjenjen, poohbear, gramgram, amy, haley, yak, kimmie, ash, jamal, frick, rhonda,NM, Sid!!!!!, SNAP, Shelby, Donna, MP
boys-mark, hichappie, jwsweetie, louie, eddie, steven, hoopster, knitit, masterg, ozzie and La'sDH(Hi there!)

and for any I may have unintentionally, inadvertently left out......

CONSIDER YOURSELVES SHOUTED AT!!!

 

[firstmickey]

Good Morning!

 

[hooP]

Oh look who shows up exactly 30 minutes after his better half posts about the hot thread. Was that a new record?

Not sure what this means but I guess I will thank you for realizing PP is my better half and state that the only record I ever broke was Wayne Newton's greatest hits

Morning All

 

[Grammyof2]

Reading, seeing and hearing fastpassers????


been doing this


Hope those that are ill are feeling better, those that are sad are happy, those that are tired take a nap!!!!!

Everyone else DANCE

Later Gators

 

[hooP]

Reading, seeing and hearing fastpassers????


been doing this


Hope those that are ill are feeling better, those that are sad are happy, those that are tired take a nap!!!!!

Everyone else DANCE

Later Gators

Thanks for telling me not to work cause I just don't feel like it.

 

[Loubon]

Not sure what this means

Go back to post #3017 you skimmer.

 

[spectrum-turbo]

Sid, it's Sid not Syd right? Didn't I read that somewhere? Even though your screen name is Syd, we address you by Sid is that correct. I'm just making sure since we have never been formally introduced. Anyway on with the show,

When you guys were posting all that Ninja stuff yesterday, I found it ammusing. But the stuff you posted last night, well for some reason .

Did you do something to me while I was sleeping to make it that funny?

Just Curious,
S-T (that's what my friends call me)