Random Thread! xD

[CrazyChik]

Hugh: And there is the chinese cockless four. It's a harsh punishment but that's what happens if you lose.

 

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Andy: Oh look Paula Radcliffe in a clown outfit holding a sparkler!

 

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Some dude: OMG things are really exciting here at the sailing!

 

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Hugh: And there goes the bell! Someone has stolen the bell!

 

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David: And coming up, your chance to watch teenagers in leotards without feeling bad.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

I'm bored.

 

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Weird things to see on a road sign:

Hugh: Fancy a shag? Park and ride 200yards.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

2:23am...

 

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Frankie: Stop! Hammertime!

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

My mother just got home.

 

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Some other dude: You are leaving Croydon. Well done!

 

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Hugh: You're now leaving crown services. Wish you hadn't eaten that for 26 miles.

 

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Andy: River ahead! Which your sat nav thinks is a road.

 

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Andy: Giant exclamation mark ahead!

(that's exactly what I said when I saw the exclamation mark roadsigns xD)

 

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Hugh: Bragnol, twinned with hell.

 

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Frankie: Warning, little chef one mile!

 

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Unlikely things to hear in the house of lords:

Frankie: Would anyone like to trade some space raiders for some dairylea dunkers.

 

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Russell: Please welcome our newest member... Lord Voldermort!

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Another long song The Pot is like seven minutes long, this song is like eight minutes long...

 

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Andy: I used to be a lord but after the operation i'm a lady.