Random Thread & The Quest for the Golden Mickey

[marypops!]

You know, you missed some of the more obscure rules I had to find out the hard way...

If you can help it, don't set third base on fire with your mind!
Releasing monkeys in the dugout is not considered kind!
Don't build devices that will suddenly make it 1889!

 

[marypops!]

Basically what we make here is rubber
We're not trying to diversify
We don't make knickknacks, we don't make tchotchkes
Or really anything that's gonna catch your eye

We don't make pianos, we don't make cream sodas
We don't make the zippers for your parachute pants
We don't make ice cube trays or ceiling fans
We make rubber bands!

 

[marypops!]

Malcolm: The whole neighborhood hates us so much that they throw a giant celebration just because we're gone.
Lois: Malcolm, that's not news. I'm just surprised they're so organized.

 

[LondonUnderground]

i love malcolm in the middle :')

 

[Disney Princess Elli]

i got up at like 12 something and i've been jamming out to the maine since then.
/cool story.

 

[marypops!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltl5_hLhkxM&feature=related

 

[LondonUnderground]

 

[marypops!]

I wonder how many times it took to do that right...

 

[marypops!]

This crayon says peach, but it doesn't taste like peach...
Hmm, you're right. They should of called it wax.

 

[LondonUnderground]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElPqY0emgFU

'you'd have a pretty hench mum if it was realistic'

'RAVE TREEEEEE!'

'bauble in your foot, bauble in your eye, everybody cries when you go to a&e with a bauble in your face! BLOOD, BLOOD EVERYWHERE!'

'mauve is a colour only people over 80 can see'

'that's god going, phil, don't hit dan because he's awesome'

'is it can be decorating time?!'

'THERE'S SO MANY DECORATIONS TO THREAD, IT'S GONNA TAKE 12 YEARS!'

'I CAN FEEL THE CHRISTMAS SEEPING INTO MY FACE'

xD

 

[marypops!]

tum de dum.

 

[marypops!]

Luna is the name of the cat in Sailor Moon, and she's black.

Yeah, but Luna is Spanish for moon, which is white, so nyah!

(Luna in Harry Potter also has light coloured hair, so yeah...)

 

[marypops!]

Wow, I have two dates to the spring ball. It's kinda like that old episode of... Well, every show actually.

 

[scarscar93]

I want to write my own Disney movie. So badly.

 

[marypops!]

"In syndication, the scene of Reese watching TV in his bedroom while listening to his neighbor is cut out completely."

Maybe in America, but the scene was just on...

 

[Disney Princess Elli]

I want to write my own Disney movie. So badly.

I had the idea for Enchanted years ago and I emailed Disney asking who to send ideas to and they gave me an address to write to but I never got round to doing it and then they made Enchanted so there was no point sending it then.

 

[scarscar93]

OHMYGOSH
OHMYGOSH
OHMYGOSH

St. Leo Univeristy sent me a letter written by their SGA president, and one sentence goes like this:

"If so, then you are defiantly looking in the right place."



oh my. If you're in college, shouldn't you know the difference between "defiantly" and "definitely"?

 

[LondonUnderground]

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[LondonUnderground]

wow, someone on the dis just sent me hate on tumblr.

 

[Disney Princess Elli]

wow, someone on the dis just sent me hate on tumblr.

idk who it could be
they were gramatically incorrect, also