Random Thread & The Quest for the Golden Mickey

[I Am What I Am]

Oh Myrtle. You pervert.

Wait...this could techincally be illegal. She's what, in her 70s? And spying on underage boys (and possibly girls, I don't know) in the bath?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Oh Myrtle. You pervert.

Wait...this could techincally be illegal. She's what, in her 70s? And spying on underage boys (and possibly girls, I don't know) in the bath?

Then again, a hundredsomething year old man is dating a 17 year old.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Workin' at the whale wash, yeah!

 

[I Am What I Am]

Fall for Lauren! Not for Bella! Fall for Lauren! Not for Bella!

Seriously! She's been totally nice to Bella even when Bella's a b~tch! She invites her dress shopping and she hardly knows her! Lauren deserves happiness!

Rupert is sexy. See my review of DH7.1 on Facebook. You'll get why. XD.



Yeshhhh! On a hot date with that b!tch, Ginny.

xD He's not my type. xD

Ginny likes Chosen Ones/Almost Chosen Ones, doesn't she?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Seeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxyyyyyyy.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Seriously! She's been totally nice to Bella even when Bella's a b~tch! She invites her dress shopping and she hardly knows her! Lauren deserves happiness!


xD He's not my type. xD

Ginny likes Chosen Ones/Almost Chosen Ones, doesn't she?

Ehh, she can have Jacob. No one deserves the boring ****** that is Edward Cullen.

Neville is totally my type. Hermione can have Ron. I'll take Neville.

I HATE GINNY. Rawr. She likes people who are famous.

 

[I Am What I Am]

Then again, a hundredsomething year old man is dating a 17 year old.

Well, both the aforementioned hundred-something and the 17 year old are douche bags who think they are above everyone. So....

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Poor Harry. His Wheezy has been stolen.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Well, both the aforementioned hundred-something and the 17 year old are *********s who think they are above everyone. So....

True dat.

But both Edward and Myrtle are like, undead. So it's creepier. Neither breathe. Neither have heartbeats. Both are stalkers. Both are British. XD.

 

[I Am What I Am]

Ehh, she can have Jacob. No one deserves the boring ****** that is Edward Cullen.

Neville is totally my type. Hermione can have Ron. I'll take Neville.

I HATE GINNY. Rawr. She likes people who are famous.

This is true. And Jacob was totally nice in the first book! Then he became a jerkass. Character Derailment, anyone?

CEDRIC. STOP STEALING HARRY'S LADY. GOD.

 

[I Am What I Am]

True dat.

But both Edward and Myrtle are like, undead. So it's creepier. Neither breathe. Neither have heartbeats. Both are stalkers. Both are British. XD.

THEY SHOULD PAIR UP.

New pairing. Myrtle/Edward.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

This is true. And Jacob was totally nice in the first book! Then he became a jerkass. Character Derailment, anyone?

CEDRIC. STOP STEALING HARRY'S LADY. GOD.

I know! Nicer in the first book, hotter in the second. If only he could be nice and hot at the same time.

THEY SHOULD PAIR UP.

New pairing. Myrtle/Edward.

LET'S WRITE THE FIRST FANFIC NOW!

 

[I Am What I Am]

Note to self: Never swim in a lake. There are grindylows.

 

[I Am What I Am]

I know! Nicer in the first book, hotter in the second. If only he could be nice and hot at the same time.



LET'S WRITE THE FIRST FANFIC NOW!

IS A LITTLE CONSISTENCY SO MUCH TO ASK, SMEYER?!


omg YES. WE'LL BE THE FIRST.

 

[scarscar93]

Got my 4-ft fiber optic tree up and running, and my VeggieTales nativity set up.

yeah.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Note to self: Never swim in a lake. There are grindylows.

Not to mention Bulgarians, Merpeople, and a Giant Squid.

IS A LITTLE CONSISTENCY SO MUCH TO ASK, SMEYER?!


omg YES. WE'LL BE THE FIRST.

SMEYER CAN'T WRITE TO SAVE HER BLOODY BEHIND! Seriously. Her vs. JKR in a writer's smackdown. JKR can just Avada Kedavra stupid SMeyer.

LET'S DO IT!

Got my 4-ft fiber optic tree up and running, and my VeggieTales nativity set up.

yeah.

VeggieTales nativity? Damn. You're epic.

 

[scarscar93]

VeggieTales nativity? Damn. You're epic.

why thank you.

 

[I Am What I Am]

I just checked, there are no Myrtle/Edward fanfics on Fanfiction.net. At all.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Mmhm. Zee grindylows! Quell horror!

 

[scarscar93]

I'm a bit nervous/excited about the potential Edward/Myrtle fanfic.