Random Thread & the *insert topic here*

[AmandaSparks730]

911 Nun: 911, I'd like to report an accident... They put me on hold!
911 Nun: Oh, for the love of God!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? None, Snakes dont have armpits.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

A man asked a genie to make him a billion times smarter than any man on earth, so the genie turned him into a woman.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

LOL, xD That was a stupid answer

WHEW I KNEW IT!

...he went mental in Psych? SO HE IS PSYCHO? Awwww, what happened?

He's not psycho, he was just driven to a breaking point, poor thing.

See, we were talking about group therapies, and he volunteered to do the "empty chair" technique (look it up, it's scary, yet awesome). And yeah. I'm not entirely sure if he had a breakTHROUGH or a breakDOWN, but he looked like he was gonna cry a couple times.

(Should I tell him you think he looks like a younger Nick Jonas? XD)

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Random ginger woman who you've never met before tells you to run into a wall to get to platform 9 3/4.

Sounds legit.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

[trying to recall the names of Lana and friends]
Joe: Anna, Falana, Banana, Bandana, Montana...

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Random ginger woman who you've never met before tells you to run into a wall to get to platform 9 3/4.

Sounds legit.

It's not even just a wall. It's a huge brick wall!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Gym Teacher Harbula: Bobby Bad, hang up the phone.
Bobby Bad: [on his cell phone] Yes, Mom, I'll go to the dentist after school.
Mia: I hate it when they move in like that.
Gym Teacher Harbula: Mia, it's not a championship game, it's not even a *big* game, it's just gym class. Just hit the ball. I don't want to flunk you in gym class. C'mon, you can do it. Keep your eye on the ball.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

He's not psycho, he was just driven to a breaking point, poor thing.

See, we were talking about group therapies, and he volunteered to do the "empty chair" technique (look it up, it's scary, yet awesome). And yeah. I'm not entirely sure if he had a breakTHROUGH or a breakDOWN, but he looked like he was gonna cry a couple times.

(Should I tell him you think he looks like a younger Nick Jonas? XD)

Aww ):

I've heard about that before, the Junior in my Old Testement class had to do that recently in one of her other classes.

YES TELL HIM!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Mom should really stop telling me to turn up the heat in the house. The other day, I set it to 69 degrees.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Toy Story 1: LAUGHED ALOT!!!! Toy Story 2: LAUGHED SOME MORE!!! Toy Story 3: CRIED SO MUCH...Then went home and hugged you're Favorite toy from you're Childhood...and said "I will never get rid of you!"

OMG SO TRUE!
I came home and swore to my stuffed animals, old Poly Pockets, and Buzz and Woody dolls that I would bring them with me to college xD

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Aww ):

I've heard about that before, the Junior in my Old Testement class had to do that recently in one of her other classes.

YES TELL HIM!

"Hey, my crazy friend from NC thinks you look like a young Nick Jonas. No, no, don't ask why she thinks that. As I said, she's crazy. I mean, she wants me to pronounce her name as SAIR-A! As we alllll know, it's CLEARLY pronounced SAAA-RA!"

Oh, yes, because that conversation would go over oh so well!

But yeah, I felt so bad. Something about friendship troubles and being stabbed in the back and this kid who picks on him for no apparent reason.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

First girl:daddy why am i named lily
Dad:a lily fell on your head when you were born
Second girl:daddy why and i named Rose
Dad:a rose fell on your head when you were born
Third girl:UUNNGGGHH!
Dad:shut up Cinderblock!

LOL xD

 

[MickeyisBeast]

"Hey, my crazy friend from NC thinks you look like a young Nick Jonas. No, no, don't ask why she thinks that. As I said, she's crazy. I mean, she wants me to pronounce her name as SAIR-A! As we alllll know, it's CLEARLY pronounced SAAA-RA!"

Oh, yes, because that conversation would go over oh so well!

But yeah, I felt so bad. Something about friendship troubles and being stabbed in the back and this kid who picks on him for no apparent reason.

THAT SOUNDS PERFECT.
You can also mention that I'm going to marry Nick Jonas and I love the Yankees, that'll make me sound more crazy, I bet.

Aww, poor Jake ):

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Toy Story 1: LAUGHED ALOT!!!! Toy Story 2: LAUGHED SOME MORE!!! Toy Story 3: CRIED SO MUCH...Then went home and hugged you're Favorite toy from you're Childhood...and said "I will never get rid of you!"

OMG SO TRUE!
I came home and swore to my stuffed animals, old Poly Pockets, and Buzz and Woody dolls that I would bring them with me to college xD

I cried! So much!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

If Justin Bieber and Justin Timberlake got married, they'd both be called Justin Timberlake. Like this if you get it XD

I DON'T GET IT!
Anyone wanna explain it to me xD
All I got is that they both would be called Justin because their names are both Justin and.... OMG I GOT IT! You take over the guys last name... and JBieber would take JTimberlake's name!!!! HAHA I GOT IT.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

I cried! So much!

ME TOO!
It was just so sad! I grew up watching those movies ): I LOVE THOSE TOYS

 

[AmandaSparks730]

THAT SOUNDS PERFECT.
You can also mention that I'm going to marry Nick Jonas and I love the Yankees, that'll make me sound more crazy, I bet.

Aww, poor Jake ):

CONSIDERING THAT I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S A RSF...yeah, wouldn't go over too well.

BUT HE'S ITALIAN! THAT SHOULD MAKE UP FOR THE RSF...NESS!

Yeah, I felt sooooo bad. But I thought it would be awkward if I hugged him after class.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

If Justin Bieber and Justin Timberlake got married, they'd both be called Justin Timberlake. Like this if you get it XD

I DON'T GET IT!
Anyone wanna explain it to me xD
All I got is that they both would be called Justin because their names are both Justin and.... OMG I GOT IT! You take over the guys last name... and JBieber would take JTimberlake's name!!!! HAHA I GOT IT.

so blonde, Sair-a. So blonde.

ME TOO!
It was just so sad! I grew up watching those movies ): I LOVE THOSE TOYS

My first movie in theatres was Toy Story.

Oh yeah. I'm just that awesome.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

CONSIDERING THAT I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S A RSF...yeah, wouldn't go over too well.

BUT HE'S ITALIAN! THAT SHOULD MAKE UP FOR THE RSF...NESS!

Yeah, I felt sooooo bad. But I thought it would be awkward if I hugged him after class.

He sounds like my RSF.
I think RSF's hair is like Nick Jonas' except lighter brown and shorter. Well now it's too short and doesn't have a curl ATM, but when it gets longer it does And RSF is Italian too! His last name is a dead give away.