Random Thread & the *insert topic here*

[DisGirlAllie]

Oww, sore teeth. Stupid retainer.

 

[LondonUnderground]

No cows may be driven down the roadway between 10 AM and 7 PM unless there is prior approval from the Commissioner of Police.
Full text of the law.
All land must be left to the eldest son.
Full text of the law.
Divorces are outlawed.
Full text of the law.
Since 1313, MPs are not allowed to don armor in Parliament.
Full text of the law.
Those wishing to purchase a television must also buy a license.
Why does this law exist?
With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday.
All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.
Why does this law exist?
London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.
Why does this law exist?
It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).
It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person.
Why does this law exist?
Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).
Chelsea Pensioners may not be impersonated.
Why does this law exist?
A bed may not be hung out of a window.
It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.
It is illegal to leave baggage unattended.
Why does this law exist?
Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.

its true! at train stations, there are constantly announcements saying 'please do not leave your luggage unnattended on the station. luggage left unnattended may be removed without warning or destroyed or damaged by the security services'

yes, i have learnt that off by heart from hearing it over twice a day for three years xD

 

[magicallyDisney001]

"Maybe we can put the box back together."
"Impossible. He opened it like an ape."

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Dinger
Colorado Rockies

 

[LondonUnderground]

D. Baxter the Bobcat
Arizona Diamondbacks

HIDE YO' KIDS, HIDE YO' WIFE AND HIDE YO' HUSBAND CAUSE THEY RAPIN EVERYBODY OUT THERE! xD

 

[DisGirlAllie]

HIDE YO' KIDS, HIDE YO' WIFE AND HIDE YO' HUSBAND CAUSE THEY RAPIN EVERYBODY OUT THERE! xD

They snatchin' yo people up

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Fredbird
St. Louis Cardinals

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Run and tell that

 

[LondonUnderground]

omg i want a nice yorkshire pudding with loads of ketchup all over it.

i had 2 earlier xD

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMF!

the word ketchup reminds me of the word sasketchewan xD

 

[DisGirlAllie]

 

[DisGirlAllie]

omg i want a nice yorkshire pudding with loads of ketchup all over it.

i had 2 earlier xD

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMF!

the word ketchup reminds me of the word sasketchewan xD

The fact that ketchup reminds you of Saskatchewan makes me want to slap you. AGAIN.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Gapper
Cincinnati Reds

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Homer
Atlanta Braves

WHAT? No, no, way to copy the Mets mascot!

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Junction Jack
Houston Astros

LOL, he looks stupid xD

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Lefty and Righty
Boston Red Sox

...they sorta look like umm... parts if you know what I'm talking about.

 

[magicallyDisney001]

Turns out most parents want the best for their children. Weird, right?

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Lou Seal
San Fran Giants

What's up with the glasses? xD

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Lefty and Righty
Boston Red Sox

...they sorta look like umm... parts if you know what I'm talking about.

Actually, this is the mascot:

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Mariner Moose
Seattle Mariners

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Actually, this is the mascot:

Actually, no, they have 3 mascots.
I was getting to Wally, I'm going in alphabetical order.