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[ryanmilla]

Jungle love...???

Yeah, but probably not what your thinking. I don't think there are enough pages for me to describe those experiences. And they are not in the gutter...at least not most of them.

Just CRAZY! Crazy helicopter pilots, crazy snakes, crazy orangutans, crazy riots, crazy malaria, it just keeps going on and on.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Yeah, but probably not what your thinking. I don't think there are enough pages for me to describe those experiences. And they are not in the gutter...at least not most of them.

Just CRAZY! Crazy helicopter pilots, crazy snakes, crazy orangutans, crazy riots, crazy malaria, it just keeps going on and on.

Aah, then what fun are ya?

Just kidding...

Anyway...I just had the most intense feeling of deja vu. A couple times now in the past hour or two. Weird...

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Hey cool, we can have a licking party....

The guy with the flu is suggesting a licking party? I guess I can play nurse to Liz when she has the flu since she took care of me after my knee surgery.

I was attacked by a vicious puppy on my way home yesterday. Tried to lick me to death then attacked my hand with her belly. I was tempted to stick her in my bag and take her home but then someone might think I was a softie.(<= there you go, guys, tossed you an easy one there; let's see who can hit it the farthest)

 

[apirateslifeforme]

The guy with the flu is suggesting a licking party? I guess I can play nurse to Liz when she has the flu since she took care of me after my knee surgery.

I was attacked by a vicious puppy on my way home yesterday. Tried to lick me to death then attacked my hand with her belly. I was tempted to stick her in my bag and take her home but then someone might think I was a softie.(<= there you go, guys, tossed you an easy one there; let's see who can hit it the farthest)

Aw, how sweet! JB wuvs the wittow doggies!

Now that you're back, maybe we can have our own licking party (whoa, I almost said something else that could have been taken the wrong way...)

 

[ryanmilla]

The guy with the flu is suggesting a licking party? I guess I can play nurse to Liz when she has the flu since she took care of me after my knee surgery.

I was attacked by a vicious puppy on my way home yesterday. Tried to lick me to death then attacked my hand with her belly. I was tempted to stick her in my bag and take her home but then someone might think I was a softie.(<= there you go, guys, tossed you an easy one there; let's see who can hit it the farthest)

I'm not going anywhere near the "softie" comment. I'll let Liz straighten that one out.

Random Thought: Kindergarteners all dressed up in their Halloween outfits is the cutest thing. Especially, when one of them is yours.

 

[disneymama73]

I'm not going anywhere near the "softie" comment.

You don't seem to have that problem...

Random Thought: Kindergarteners all dressed up in their Halloween outfits is the cutest thing. Especially, when one of them is yours.

I have to agree! 2nd graders are awfully cute, too. :

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I'm not going anywhere near the "softie" comment. I'll let Liz straighten that one out.

Random Thought: Kindergarteners all dressed up in their Halloween outfits is the cutest thing. Especially, when one of them is yours.

And, uh...*cough* "straighten" is the operative word here...

I want a little rugrat of my own! Sorry, that ominous ticking you hear is just my biological clock...

 

[disneymama73]

The guy with the flu is suggesting a licking party?

Hey, if you're gonna catch the flu....

 

[disneymama73]

I want a little rugrat of my own! Sorry, that ominous ticking you hear is just my biological clock...

Come hang out with my 3 for a day. They're the poster children for birth control.

No, I'm just kidding. Kind of. Don't worry. It'll happen.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Come hang out with my 3 for a day. They're the poster children for birth control.

No, I'm just kidding. Kind of. Don't worry. It'll happen.

But that's 3. I want ONE. Just give me one, that's all I ask...

Everybody tells me I'd be a good mother. I'm a big kid myself. I remember what it's like to be a kid.

Other things aren't happening. Might as well just add this to the list.

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

You do know that's what artificial insemination is for don't you?

TOV

 

[disneymama73]

But that's 3. I want ONE. Just give me one, that's all I ask...

Everybody tells me I'd be a good mother. I'm a big kid myself. I remember what it's like to be a kid.

Other things aren't happening. Might as well just add this to the list.

Well then I'll send you over Emily. When she was a baby and slept for 20 mins at a time and then stayed up or hours and hours.

Stop being so pessimistic! Don't make me start posting pictures of pink frilly things! You know I'll do it.

 

[Hercules10]

Don't make me start posting pictures of pink frilly things! You know I'll do it.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Well then I'll send you over Emily. When she was a baby and slept for 20 mins at a time and then stayed up or hours and hours.

Stop being so pessimistic! Don't make me start posting pictures of pink frilly things! You know I'll do it.

I want a BOY. My little Bowie. No pink frilly things for me.

In fact, I saw the most adorable black leather motorcycle jacket in the infants' department at Filenes last year...it was SO freaking cute!

You do know that's what artificial insemination is for don't you?

Believe me, if I could afford to be a single mom, I'd probably do it.

Okay, enough about this. I think we chased the guys away...

 

[Jrsy Boy]

And, uh...*cough* "straighten" is the operative word here...

I want a little rugrat of my own! Sorry, that ominous ticking you hear is just my biological clock...

Liz really likes it when I suggest that we get something straight between us.

Unfortunately I cannot help with the other issue, though it is fun to try.

 

[disneymama73]

I want a BOY. My little Bowie. No pink frilly things for me.

Sorry, but in case you're not aware, you don't get much of a choice in the matter.

Not that I'm complaining... I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world... Ok, no I'm not, but I love having girls.

 

[Hercules10]

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world... Ok, no I'm not, but I love having girls.

You're purposely trying to get me in trouble ain't cha?

 

[disneymama73]

You're purposely trying to get me in trouble ain't cha?

Would I do that?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Sorry, but in case you're not aware, you don't get much of a choice in the matter.

Yeah, I know...my theory is that I've got to find a guy who has daughters. Sooner or later there's bound to be a Y chromosome getting loose...

 

[disneymama73]

Yeah, I know...my theory is that I've got to find a guy who has daughters. Sooner or later there's bound to be a Y chromosome getting loose...

Yeah, good luck with that.

ETA - You can have Brock. He's had 3 daughters now. Maybe he'll give you a son.