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[apirateslifeforme]

Did anyone read Marmaduke this morning? The caption was "Is there something I should know about?" Of course my brain truncated the last word, so now I have a song stuck in my head. Anyone familiar with this:

"Please please tell me now
Is there something I should know?"

I have absolutely NO clue what song you could possibly be referring to...

 

[Jrsy Boy]

No, that's called "I put my hand on the scanner and tried my best not to shake from all the coffee."

That worked well; what else can you put on there?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

That worked well; what else can you put on there?

I had a feeling you might suggest that...

 

[Jrsy Boy]

I had a feeling you might suggest that...

So you anticipated my request and already have it done? Why isn't it in my email? Herc is going to be jealous...

If I was prone to placing lyrics in my signature, I might be tempted to put:
"...she folds and tears my ventricles, steals my one remaining breath..."

 

[disneymama73]

I had a feeling you might suggest that...

Someone needs a camera. Or at least a webcam...

 

[apirateslifeforme]

So you anticipated my request and already have it done? Why isn't it in my email? Herc is going to be jealous...

If I was prone to placing lyrics in my signature, I might be tempted to put:
"...she folds and tears my ventricles, steals my one remaining breath..."

We'll discuss this later...

Would that be Phish?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Someone needs a camera. Or at least a webcam...

Someone needs to win the lottery...

 

[disneymama73]

Someone needs to win the lottery...

Someone needs to stop buying cd's and nail polish.

 

[disneymama73]

Herc is going to be jealous...

TOO TRUE!

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Someone needs to stop buying cd's and nail polish.

I think she nailed you there.

Would that be Phish?

That would...I don't know why that song keeps getting stuck in my head.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Someone needs to stop buying cd's and nail polish.

Bite me. I need immediate gratification.

That would...I don't know why that song keeps getting stuck in my head.

You mentioned Is There Something I Should Know? and the first thing I thought of was "you're about as easy as a nuclear war"...now I keep hearing the "Yo Bad Azizi" mix going through my head..."nuclear war, nuclear war, yo bad azizi as a nuclear war..."

 

[disneymama73]

Bite me. I need immediate gratification.

You're not the only one... Walmart. $20....

 

[apirateslifeforme]

You're not the only one... Walmart. $20....

Ick...you haven't been to the Waldo-marts here. Dirty and they attract some really unsavoury types...

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Someone needs to win the lottery...

You should go back onto the Guy's Only thread and post on there what you need the money for. You'd probably get enough donations to get a really nice camera.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

You should go back onto the Guy's Only thread and post on there what you need the money for. You'd probably get enough donations to get a really nice camera.

But I'd have to show them something first...which I can't do unless I have the camera...which I can't afford...so I'd have to show them something in order to get the money...which I can't do until I have the camera...

You see my dilemma.

 

[disneymama73]

Ick...you haven't been to the Waldo-marts here. Dirty and they attract some really unsavoury types...

Ok, fine. Target, $20....

 

[disneymama73]

You should go back onto the Guy's Only thread and post on there what you need the money for. You'd probably get enough donations to get a really nice camera.

Herc would probably pay for the whole thing if he gets a pic.

 

[disneymama73]

Just read this on another message board.




Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down......... by David Letterman






10. The cucumber has left the salad.







9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.







8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.







7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..







6. Elvis is leaving the building.







5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.







4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.







3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.







2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.





And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....







1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Just read this on another message board.




Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down......... by David Letterman






10. The cucumber has left the salad.







9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.







8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.







7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..







6. Elvis is leaving the building.







5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.







4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.







3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.







2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.





And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....







1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

Now, if it were JB, I would...

Oh, wait, I can't say this here!

 

[Jrsy Boy]

But I'd have to show them something first...which I can't do unless I have the camera...which I can't afford...so I'd have to show them something in order to get the money...which I can't do until I have the camera...

You see my dilemma.

You have your scanner...now you just need to find a photo booth.