Random Thoughts: Post em!

[ryanmilla]

Rent anything good?

And you've been watching that Urine-Gone infomercial, haven't you?

Well, I'd mention it, but this is a family site. Actually, I did borrow a movie from work that is pretty raunchy. There is no nudity in the movie, but it is verbally raunchy. It is the Aristocrats, which is a documentary of a bunch of comedians telling the "dirtiest joke" in the world. Quite funny.

As far as the infomercials, let me tell ya...this mop is fantastic and since I called within the 15 minutes, I got TWO!

And don't even get me started about my thighs. That Suzanne Somers and her thighmaster are a godsend!

 

[disneymama73]

Well, I'd mention it, but this is a family site. Actually, I did borrow a movie from work that is pretty raunchy. There is no nudity in the movie, but it is verbally raunchy. It is the Aristocrats, which is a documentary of a bunch of comedians telling the "dirtiest joke" in the world. Quite funny.

As far as the infomercials, let me tell ya...this mop is fantastic and since I called within the 15 minutes, I got TWO!

And don't even get me started about my thighs. That Suzanne Somers and her thighmaster are a godsend!

TAG FAIRY WHERE ARE YOU????

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

Happy Monday, all.

Speaking of infomercials, is there anything Billy Mays DOESN"T make now? I just saw a commercial for something called Hercules Hooks by Billy Mays. They kind of look like oversized fishhooks to me.

TOV

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Well, I'd mention it, but this is a family site. Actually, I did borrow a movie from work that is pretty raunchy. There is no nudity in the movie, but it is verbally raunchy. It is the Aristocrats, which is a documentary of a bunch of comedians telling the "dirtiest joke" in the world. Quite funny.

As far as the infomercials, let me tell ya...this mop is fantastic and since I called within the 15 minutes, I got TWO!

And don't even get me started about my thighs. That Suzanne Somers and her thighmaster are a godsend!

Hey, isn't it getting close to that time of year? The Clapper and Chia Pets!!!


I've been meaning to put that Aristocrats movie on my netflix list. Let me know if it's any good!

 

[mamacatnv]

Monday mornings are crummy - just ask the 4 little beasts, ages 8-10 that I drove to school this morning...........Can we say grumpy, grouchy, tempermental and just plain snarly.

I learned all this in the 2 minute drive to the school where I barely came to a stop before pushing them all out the doors with my "have a good day" speal......

 

[ryanmilla]

Hey, isn't it getting close to that time of year? The Clapper and Chia Pets!!!


I've been meaning to put that Aristocrats movie on my netflix list. Let me know if it's any good!

Oooo CHIA PET....OOOOO, CHIA PET!!!!

I've been watching the movie on the train during my commute. I'm about half way through. So far I find it funny, but it is definitely VERY lewd & raunchy. If you are not offended by that and know it is just a joke, then so far I recommend it. But hey, it's me, you see what type of movies I'm returning to the video store, so you may not want to take my word on it.

 

[ryanmilla]

Happy Monday, all.

Speaking of infomercials, is there anything Billy Mays DOESN"T make now? I just saw a commercial for something called Hercules Hooks by Billy Mays. They kind of look like oversized fishhooks to me.

TOV

This guy cracks me up. I love how his voice is ALWAYS 100 decibals higher than it needs to be. I also like his product "Kaboom". Such a fancy name.

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

IKWYM..you think he'd be able to come up with something more sophisticated sounding like..Oxysupermegaclean or something.

Oh..speaking of Chia Pets..my mother bought an unwanted Chia Head at a garage sale and used to keep it in her living room.

TOV

 

[BeNJeNWaFFLe]

Happy Monday, all.

Speaking of infomercials, is there anything Billy Mays DOESN"T make now? I just saw a commercial for something called Hercules Hooks by Billy Mays. They kind of look like oversized fishhooks to me.

TOV

I saw a commercial for those yesterday. I don't see how they can hold anything heavier than a picture frame. The commercial says they can hold heavy decrative mirros. I'd love for them to test it on the mirror in my living room. It took 4 grown men just to get it into the house. The junk they sell on tv these days.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Oooo CHIA PET....OOOOO, CHIA PET!!!!

I've been watching the movie on the train during my commute. I'm about half way through. So far I find it funny, but it is definitely VERY lewd & raunchy. If you are not offended by that and know it is just a joke, then so far I recommend it. But hey, it's me, you see what type of movies I'm returning to the video store, so you may not want to take my word on it.

I'm not easily offended. I love dirty jokes. In fact, I can't even post my favourite here because I'd be banned in a heartbeat!

My random thought now is how nervous I'm getting because I have to call someone back tonight...I hope I get his voice mail. But then I'll obsess until/unless he calls ME back...

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

I hope it goes well for you.

TOV

 

[ryanmilla]

I hope it goes well also. And try not to worry. No guy is worth obsessing over....wait, nevermind, yes we are. Obsess away.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Either one of you want to call him for me? It's been a LONG time since I've been through this and I forgot how to do it!

Anyway...I do believe we've hijacked this thread...back to the originally scheduled topic...

 

[Jrsy Boy]

back to the originally scheduled topic...

The Great American Beer Festival starts on Thursday...

 

[ryanmilla]

Anyway...I do believe we've hijacked this thread...back to the originally scheduled topic...

Sorry about that.

Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a bellybutton. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

The Great American Beer Festival starts on Thursday...

Could we start it now? Cause I already know I'm going to say something stupid when I call this guy...I might as well blame it on my state of inebriation...

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Cause I already know I'm going to say something stupid when I call this guy...

Maybe its just me, but if I was interested enough to give out my number, I wouldn't care what you said as long as you called. You being flustered would make you all the more endearing...(now quit hijacking)

 

[JAA'smom]

Monday mornings are crummy - just ask the 4 little beasts, ages 8-10 that I drove to school this morning...........Can we say grumpy, grouchy, tempermental and just plain snarly.

I learned all this in the 2 minute drive to the school where I barely came to a stop before pushing them all out the doors with my "have a good day" speal......

Grumpy, Grouchy, Tempermental, Snarly....hmmmm, aren't they the four new dwarves on the Snow White ride?

 

[disneymama73]

Could we start it now? Cause I already know I'm going to say something stupid when I call this guy...I might as well blame it on my state of inebriation...

Have a drink and get it over with. You can do it!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Okay, last thought on the subject...I did it, no drinks involved, got his voice mail, left what I hope was a very nice message (congratulated him on his family's company's new showroom and that I thought it was a very nice picture of him and his brother in the newspaper, blah blah woof woof whatever)...

Now I'm waiting. Not sitting-by-the-phone waiting, but just waiting...

And now for my random thought of the moment...since I'm thinking about Ken...did anyone else ever dress up their Ken doll in Barbie's pink spandex pants and jam her platform heels on his feet to try to pass him off as a glam rocker?