Mines a tale that can't be told,
My freedom I hold dear.
How years ago in days of old,
When magic filled the air.
Twas in the darkest depths of mordor,
I met a girl so fair.
But Gollum, and the evil one crept up,
And slipped away with her, her, her yea.
Aint nothing I can do, no,
I guess I'll keep on ramblin.