Here's my Twitter commentary of the Doctor Who episode I watched:
Hey it's the first episode of Doctor Who. Well, in the refurbished series. Not the classic series.
Hmm... Is Henrik's a parody of Harrods? I do believe it is.
ZOMG! Teh manniquins moved!!! Now, they're after Rose! Just one word... Run.
Who runs through London with a manniquin arm?
Well, Rose has lost her job, seeing as the building exploded...
Wait... She brought the arm home? Why?!?
The arm is attacking the Doctor. That's what happens if you bring it home. Now it's on Rose.
They're still carrying around that plastic arm? It's like a pet!
Hey, they lost the arm now. I bet the Doctor took it with him into the TARDIS.
Mickey has a yellow car? Doesn't suit him.
Rawr, I am a trashcan and I will eat you! Nom nom nom nom. *Eats Mickey Smith*
Hmm, Mickey looks different after being eaten by the rubbish bin. Almost like plastic. Wait... HE'S ONE OF THEM!!!
Hey, Mickey has no brain. How else would the cork go through his head, and into his mouth? Zomg, he lost his head!
Yeah, let's not run away from headless monster, let's hide in a policebox
Small on the outside, big on the inside. Great for storage!
Hey, who moved the TARDIS to fool Rose?
So the London Eye was built so the conciousness could control every bit of plastic in the World? That's a huge design flaw right there.
Who built the lair for the conciousness? I mean, it's just a blob. It can't do much.
Well, except control every bit of plastic material on Earth of course.
Uh oh. Rose's mum is going shopping. Isn't she in for a shock when the manniquins start killing people.
That's nice Rose, but how is getting a bronze in a gymnatics competition going to help you stop the walking dummies?
Oh, by swinging on some metal to kick that anti-plastic stuff into the conciousness. But anyone can do that. Well, it worked anyway.
Hey, the manniquins just collapsed! Let's just casually walk away like nothing happened...
I just noticed it's called the nestine conciousness. Silly me.
"Hey Rose, wanna join me and travel the universe?" "Uh... No." "Well, OK. Hey, did I mention I can travel through time?" "Zomg! Take me!"
Because the promise of time travel can make anyone do what you want.