Quotes Galore!!!!

[ElphabaThropp]

OK, here's a thread for random quotes.

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." -Twilight

"Barbossa: There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.
Jack Sparrow: And I owe them all money.

Barbossa: Still thinking about running, Jack?... You know, the problem with being the last of anything, is that by and by, there be none left at all.
Jack: Sometimes things come back, mate. We're living proof, you and me.
Barbossa: Aye, but that's a gamble of long odds, ain't it? There's never a guarantee of coming back. But passing on, that's dead certain.
Jack: Summoning the Brethren Court then, is it?
Barbossa: It's our only hope, lad.
Jack: That's a sad commentary in and of itself.
Barbossa: The world used to be a bigger place.
Jack Sparrow: The world's still the same. There's just... less in it.


Apple?

Ye best start believing in ghost stories, Mrs. turner. You're in one."-Pirates Of the Caribbean

"Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things, because we're curious...and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths."- Walt Disney

 

[JarethDrakul]

"But You Are Blanche! You are stuck in that chair!!" - Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?

"And all of the fashion magazines said she was the worst dressed, but when they say you're the worst, that means you're the best" - Margaret Cho about Bjork's Swan Dress.

 

[ElphabaThropp]

" Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed." -Legally Blonde

 

[C.J. Sparrow]

"Hold on to your butts."-Jurassic Park

 

[marypops!]

The Beatles are dying in the wrong order.
VICTOR LEWIS SMITH

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I'm also not blonde.
DOLLY PARTON

Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea-cosy, doesn't try it on.
BILLY CONNOLLY

If it were not for quotations, conversation between gentlemen would consist of an endless succession of 'what-ho!s'.
P.G. WODEHOUSE

I always love to quote Albert Einstein because nobody dares contradict him.
STUDS TERKEL

 

[softball chick]

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one." Bill Gates

 

[hack2112]

"Cabin in the woods... ooooooooh."- Evil Dead: The Musical

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

jump, and you will find out how to unfold your wings as you fall - ray bradbury.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

"Flitterific"--George (marypops!)

"Melchi Gabor! He's such a RADICAL!"--Anna, Spring Awakening

 

[agaga]

I created Chuck Norris-God (love that one xD)

The brick wall aren't there to keep people out their there to find out who wants it most.-Randy Pausch

When the power of love overcomes the love of power then the world will know peace. - Jimmi Hendrix ​

 

[AmandaSparks730]

"I'd rather die tomorrow...than live 100 years without knowing you"--John Smith, Pocahontas

 

[K-Shong99]

YIPEEEEE. :] wrestling quotes:


you can't see me. [john cena.] XD

who are you two popcorn farts? [the rock.]

i don't think she's been right since that house fell on her sister. [jerry "the king" lawler about victoria.]

one man’s trash is another man’s girlfriend. [jerry "the king" lawler.]

where is the stage? i must entertain. [chris jericho.]

triple h, it's unfortunate that your ears aren't as big as your nose. [mick foley.]

you're boring and you suck. [the rock.]

mr. mcmahon, is it true mr. austin once attacked you with a bedpan? [random cop.]




AHHHHHHHHHH.
i'm sure i'll have more later.

 

[Princess victoria]

"Hold on, Spider Monkey." - Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen :]

"Woah. Woah woah....yea i said it twice got a problem with that?- Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez

"Like a lone duckling, things are about to get ugly"- William Beckett


"Birmingham?...i always thought itwas Burn a ham......." - Micheal Guy Chislett

"Hi...i'm Gabe Saporta, and i'm the biggest dummy everrrrr." - Gabe Saporta

 

[ElphabaThropp]

"um, mr. Popo? are you sure this will make us strong-" "Pecking order." "sorry!" "damn right you are." random dragon ball Z dub on youtube.XD

 

[K-Shong99]

i just found my whole collection.
so...
MORE WWE QUOTES.
:]
yipee.



let me fill you in on a little bit of my beliefs. first of all, i believe that i'll dress the way i want and i believe i'll act the way i want, but most importantly, these fans don't just like me for my appearance, they love me for what's on the inside. [jeff hardy.]

the perfect description of me is um...weird? [jeff hardy.]

matt, girls dig us! [jeff hardy.]

you want to know who i am, shawn michaels? there's not enough time to describe who jeff hardy is. [jeff hardy. duh.]

i am the sensei of mattitude. [matt hardy.]

you know "the crock" just came from the bathroom... and... you should've smelled what the rock was cookin'... i ain't fakin' ...you should have smelled what the rock was bakin'! [triple h.]



that's enough for now.

 

[Captain Brain]

What lies before us and lies behind us are little matters compared to what lies within us. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Forget about people in your past, there's a reason that they didn't make it to your future. - Annonymous

 

[ElphabaThropp]

"Cal Hockley: Where are you going? To him? To be a ***** to a gutter rat?
Rose: I'd rather be his ***** than your wife."-Titanic

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

"...there's more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking." -Zoolander

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

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[Shelton123]

"Calm down, take a break, eat a cookie!" - Lisa D'Amato

"Tell me more about Chowder! What's his favorite color? What's his favorite food? What's his favorite cartoon? I bet it's Chowder!" - Panini

"That's what she said! That's what she said! That's what she said!" - Pam from The Office

"If I keep the hat on, I look ridiculous. If I take it off, I'm Hitler" - Same as above