Quotes from Rides

[jessicajulie]

Hi All -

I'm looking for a few good quotes from some Disneyland or Magic Kingdom rides. Either something actually in the ride itself or something a cast member says during boarding, etc. Right now I am in a POC mood after seeing the movie - but something from Haunted Mansion would be great too.

Any ideas would be appreciated.

Thanks.

 

[jessicajulie]

Oops I forgot -

Something funny from the movie Finding Nemo would be great too.

Thanks.

 

[Stepman]

"Dead Man Tells No Tells" - POC

"Everyone move forward in the dead center of the room" - Haunted Mansion

 

[babyblue61]

Please drag your wretched bodies to the dead center of the room.

 

[hedgehogcs]

"Do not pull down on the safety bar please...I will lower it for you." - Haunted Mansion

"Strike your colors, ye brazen wench! No need to expose your superstructure!" - Pirates of the Caribbean

"Your cadaverous palour, betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis." - Haunted Mansion

"Be forewarned, Iago, you cannot toy with the Enchanted Tiki Room." - The Enchanted Tiki Room, Under New Management

"Still not our dino, but at least this one's a vegetarian!" - Dinosaur!

"Be sure to hang on to those hats and glasses, 'cause this here's the wildest ride in the wilderness!" - Big Thunder Mountain Railroad

"Whether you're a humanoid, robot or alien passenger, we hope you enjoy your ride on Tomorrowland's Super Skyway." - Tomorrowland Transit Authority

"You are not the first to pass this way…and you will not be the last." - The Maelstrom

"Adrenal Gland reporting, Captain. Ready to freak out at any second!" - Cranium Command

 

[TowerTerror]

"Everybody say goodbye to the people at the docks, because this could be the last time you ever see them again" - Jungle Cruise

"Actually, we have 999 happy haunts residing here but there's always room for 1000. Any volunteers, hmmm?" - Haunted Mansion

"Like a grand and miraculous spaceship our planet has sailed through the universe of time and for a brief moment we are amoung its many passengers. From the very beginning we have always sought to reach out to one another to bridge the gaps between us, to communicate." - Spaceship Earth

"There goes Suzanne Somers pulled by a blender fish." - Timekeeper

"Seize the Future!!" - Alien Encounter

"Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow." - Tomorrowland Transit Authority

"Warning, meteor shower in range. Just little ones." - Dinosaur

"Welcome foolish mortals to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host, your Ghost Host." - Haunted Mansion

 

[grinningghost]

"Look Mama, I'm a kite!" - Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

I chuckle at that every time.

 

[Simba's Mom]

I like the Tom Morrow in its entirety-"Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow, your party from Saturn has arrived, please give [him/them-which is it?] a ring"

 

[lsutigger2]

This is the best, please keep 'em coming.

I want to use them on scrapbook pages and am really bad at remembering stuff like this.

Thanks

 

[BarbaraK]

TOWER OF TERROR
A warm welcome back, to those of you who made it, and a friendly word of advise. Something you won't find in any guide book. The next time you check into a deserted hotel on the dark side of Hollywood, make sure you know just what kind of vancancy you're filling, or you may find yourself a perminent resident of, The Twilight Zone.

THE HAUNTED MANSION
When hinges creak in doorless chambers and strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls; whenever candle lights flicker, though the air is deathly still: That is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their terror with ghoulish delight.....Ghost Host

MAGIC KINGDOM RAILROAD
May I have your attention please. The Walt Disney World Railroad now boarding for a scenic trip around The Magic Kingdom........BOOOOOARD!!!!!

 

[splashfamily]

I know the monorail is not a "ride". However, I can't get out of my head

"Please stand clear of the door" -- My spanish is lacking but there is a translation.

 

[DrTomorrow]

"And please, no flash photography."

 

[baloo722]

por favor man tegan se alejandro de las puertas

 

[jimmytammy]

Mein goodness, youre all shtaring at us, we better start the show rowlling, wait, wait, we forgot to wake up the glee club(whistle sound)Ole', Ole', its show time. The Enchanted Tiki Room

 

[Safari Steve]

"Wait, there's more! What if the trip were not merely the width of this room, but the breadth of a galaxy, the span of a universe? Wonder no more, because soon one of YOU will be taking that journey; One of YOU will sieze the future with X-S! Bon Voyage!"
-S.I.R (Alien Encounter)

"This is the X2 shuttle. It's powered by solid hydrogen, and it can accelerate from 0 to 6,000 miles-per-hour in 60 seconds, so when you hear the words 'Go for launch,' you're gonna want to hang on!" -CapCom (Mission:Space)

"Heave to, mateys! You come seekin' adventure and salty old pirates, aye? Salty old pirates! Salty old pirates! This be the place! Chart a course through the arches, mateys! It be a short march through the old fotress, past the dungeons to Pirates' Cove! Pirates Cove! Pirates Cove! There be longboats waitin' to take you aboard. All hands on deck! We sail for the tide, sail for the tide!"
-Barker Parrot (Pirates of the Caribbean [WDW])

 

[msteddom]

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming- Dory, Finiding Nemo. (Add music notes )

 

[grinningghost]

"But we're still hungry." - The Lion King movie

 

[DisneyHumbug]

Hurry back, and don't forget to bring your death certificate.

 

[goofy4tink]

Our family favorite..."Give us the red-head!!" Red-headed dd, then 6, almost had a heart attack when she heard that one the first time.

 

[uncle al]

We hope you enjoy your tour of G-Force Records - where we're turning the record industry upside down! - Rock-n-Rollercoaster

There it is Wendy- second star on the right & straight on til morning - Peter Pan's Flight

I am Buzz Lightyear - I come in peace! - Buzz Lightyear Space Ranger Spin

We welcome you aborad our highway in the sky and hope you've enjoyed the Magic Kingdom - Monorail

Hi, Sal it's me. Listen, I'm going to need a bigger car, make it a stretch (pause to count number in audience), in fact make it a super stretch. Excuse me, ok folks, look the show is all the way across town, but I got you a really fast car (Stephen Tyler in limo whistles & screams "On to the Forum"), ok, wait it's out in the alley! - Rock-n-Rollercoaster end of pre-show