Questions NEVER before asked on the DIS...

[ChrizJen]

What about do people really NOT wash their feet in the shower cause they are in the water gettin clean?

Oh, no! I always have to wash my feet!! I'm very particular about the cleanliness of my feet!

 

[Briarmom]

ETA: WHOA!!!!! I must not have read the first thread carefully...I didn't seriously think this question was on a real thread!!!! And then I innocently open page 3....

I would not make this up.

 

[buckylarue]

Heres one................

What do you know about colonics?

You mean the original thirteen colonics that became the United States?

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How about, "Does this look infected to you?"

 

[SandraVB79]

OOhh, and then they post a picture of a gross toe that looks like it's about to explode!

 

[snowwite]

hmmmm looks like a lot of my friends have been having a lot of fun today! AND I MISSED IT!! Oh well at least I got to read about it. Briarmom I miss getting to post with you.

Some of the threads on the CB are a little bizarr but hey at least they do keep us laughing.

Ok gonna have to look up the sneezing thread just to see what it is about.

Here is a question that someone asked me the other day.... Do you shower after a bath?

How else do you get the bubbles off?

 

[Pam]

You mean the original thirteen colonics that became the United States?

 

[taximomfor4]

I got another one:

Any of you DISers want this inheritance I just got? I have no use for a million dollars.

 

[Pam]

I faxed my room requests to WDW 4 months in advance specifically asking for the smallest and cheapest room at All Stars. I stated that I wanted NO towel animals.

Upon arrival the overly chirpy and helpful CM gleefully exclaimed: "It's your magical day!! You have been upgraded to the Poly."

Well - I was livid. This is not what I requested. They insisted.

Things get worse. Mousekeeping left 23 towel animals on a daily basis.

CMs at the Park kept escorting us to the front of the line at every ride.

Somehow Disney found out it was our 6th year of dating 3 months and 12 days ago and they "gifted" us with a free dinner at Victoria and Albert's.

I spent half of our vacation in my room sobbing because my perfect trip had been ruined.

Should I complain?

 

[taximomfor4]

I faxed my room requests to WDW 4 months in advance specifically asking for the smallest and cheapest room at All Stars. I stated that I wanted NO towel animals.

Upon arrival the overly chirpy and helpful CM gleefully exclaimed: "It's your magical day!! You have been upgraded to the Poly."

Well - I was livid. This is not what I requested. They insisted.

Things get worse. Mousekeeping left 23 towel animals on a daily basis.

CMs at the Park kept escorting us to the front of the line at every ride.

Somehow Disney found out it was our 6th year of dating 3 months and 12 days ago and they "gifted" us with a free dinner at Victoria and Albert's.

I spent half of our vacation in my room sobbing because my perfect trip had been ruined.

Should I complain?

Change that final question to: "SHould I write to WDW and demand that I pay them more for the additional services they rendered?"

 

[Pam]

Change that final question to: "SHould I write to WDW and demand that I pay them more for the additional services they rendered?"

 

[taximomfor4]

On THAT note, you'll never see anyone asking on the DISboards:

"How do I word my room request to be in the noisiest, farthest-from-the-bus-stop, cheapest, dingiest, section with the ultimate view of big brown dumpsters?"

and...

"Can I pay out of pocket for myself, and use the extra credits for more kids'meals for the kids?"

and...

"Is it ok if my cousin Hildegarde brings all 17 children to swim with us? We are staying at Fort Wilderness, they are staying at BC."

and...

"Anyone going to MK btw 1/2-1/27, want me to stake out your parade spots 2 hours ahead of time for you?"

and...

"Anyone want this brand new, unused AP voucher? I just bought it to see the picture on it. It's not as cute as I thought. Anyone want it,free?"

and...

"Can anyone tell me how to shrink my nose back down? As I have posted on the genius-children and potty-trained-at-seven-months threads, it has been growing!!"