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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled
over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on
the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down
the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with
the stick.
The driver says, "Why'd you do that?
The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull
you over, you'll have your license ready."
Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around
here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's
clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks
around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper
smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"
The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true."
The passenger says, "Huh?"
The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road
you're gonna say, 'I wish that guy would've tried that
crap with me!'"
over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on
the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down
the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with
the stick.
The driver says, "Why'd you do that?
The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull
you over, you'll have your license ready."
Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around
here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's
clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks
around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper
smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"
The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true."
The passenger says, "Huh?"
The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road
you're gonna say, 'I wish that guy would've tried that
crap with me!'"
