Preparing for a bad trip

[annie1995]

You could get approached by 2 total and complete strangers who ask you to follow them, make you watch a video, force you and your family to ride in a parade, and tell you that you are going to have to waste a night's money on a hotel ressie that you have because you won't be sleeping there for the night since you will be staying in some silly ol' suite inside a castle.

Have a great trip!

Oh Darn...........That would be bad


Have a fantastic trip!!!

 

[brack]

Send me your tickets. I'll "take the hit" for you!

~Y

If you have extras...I'll take "one for the team", too!!!

Don't forget to send the money you have budgeted for this so I can suffer the whole effect.

 

[minniesnana]

And one more thing - don't eat at Ohana's - they have awful potatoes - or is it noodles - or maybe a potato noodle dish - doesn't matter it'll be terrible and the crowds - my god the crowds if there is one person in line or 101 - it will be very very crowded and hot with tour groups and kids crying......and Bomas - don't even bother checking the menu first - the food is terrible - or is that Tony's - maybe don't bother eating at all because it will be really really hot or really really rainy and the buses are so bad that you won't make it to any ADR at all even if you start out two days before - just order from Garden Grocer or take a cab to Walmart - wait that will cost $50 or $20 or maybe $32 dollars each way. I just don't know...............you should maybe stay home and send someone else to scout things out first - I'll take the hit for you if you want

 

[DanMedix]

Don't forget to watch out for us dang Southerners.....

 

[goofygal71]

LOL....too funny.

Just got back, left this morning, the folks coming into POR off ME, was incredible. It is gonna be very busy in the world this coming week.

 

[LoraJ]

LOL! I am prepared for my bad trip too!

 

[Piglet4Ever]

Why on Earth would you be excited, haven't you heard it is going to be terrible?

I don't want you to get the wrong idea, you are going to be miserable. Did you know that Disney is outside, I was told there was a gigantic bubble dome encompasing all of Disney property, but I found out recently this is not true. And to top it off, I have nothing to celebrate.

I am allowed out once a yr and this is it, going to make the most of it Plus we do have something to celebrate, DH just got home from deployment

 

[TLinden16]

Since this is more of a parody thread than a trip planning thread, the moderators have decided to move this over to the theme parks community board.

 

[hsmamato2]

Wow your setting yourself up for failure if you truly are worried about all these things. Although i suspect that your really just being facetious towards all the negative posts that come up.
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....now you've got it!

 

[honeybee8200]

Yep, was just going to mention that Tony's is NOT authentic Italian food!!! Why shouldn't we expect authentic in Florida?! We ALL know that we go to Disney for the best food we've ever eaten at such cheap prices.

If you want, I'll go with all the volunteers and I'll eat the food.

 

[kmvand1]

We leave for Disney World in just 4 short days!


And from being on the boards today I have learned I will probably not have a good time. Because.....

1. It will be a cold 70 degrees
2. The parks are crawling with foreigners
3. I won't be able to eat at any counter service places. I will be too stressed about the proper way to go about things. Do I order the food first, or have someone grab a table first? I can't decide!
4. Someone may run me over with their ECV
5. I not only have to be on the lookout for bedbugs in my room, but snakes too!

Am I missing something?

But you know, somehow, even with all of this bad stuff that could happen to me, I am still super excited to be going to Disney World. Even if all of those things happen to me, I will still be smiling. Cause as the saying goes, a bad day at Disney is better than a bad day anywhere else!


Who else is excited to be going to Disney World and is not going to let all the bad things that could happen bring them down? Let's be happy people! We are going to Disney World!

So I guess we can expect a "complaint-free" trip report when you return???

 

[DisGal520]

...and then there's that darn free Magical Express bus!! Be aware you may have to wait 15 minutes for it, suffer through that pesky video of what to expect in the parks, and hear all those little kids calling out, "There's Donald - there's Goofy!"

 

[minniesnana]

And guaranteed if you spend 23.5 hours in your room, the minute you pop your head out to see if the sun is shining (it either will be or won't be), someone will walk by and announced that they got their vacation package at less than half the price you did, with free room upgrades and the deluxe dining plan, got dreamed 27 times in the first 9 minutes they were at DWD and have mousekeeping next door in an adjoining room ready to pop in on demand and create towel animals using complex origami proceedures

 

[STEAMBOAT209]

Send me your tickets. I'll "take the hit" for you!

~Y

Hold on, lets hold a raffle for those tickets.

 

[brack]

.... someone will walk by and announced that they got their vacation package at less than half the price you did, with free room upgrades and the deluxe dining plan, got dreamed 27 times in the first 9 minutes they were at DWD and ....

I knew this had to be the case I've been 6 times since YOAMD started and have not been picked once!

 

[disney1990]

We leave for Disney World in just 4 short days!


And from being on the boards today I have learned I will probably not have a good time. Because.....

1. It will be a cold 70 degrees
2. The parks are crawling with foreigners
3. I won't be able to eat at any counter service places. I will be too stressed about the proper way to go about things. Do I order the food first, or have someone grab a table first? I can't decide!
4. Someone may run me over with their ECV
5. I not only have to be on the lookout for bedbugs in my room, but snakes too!

Am I missing something?

But you know, somehow, even with all of this bad stuff that could happen to me, I am still super excited to be going to Disney World. Even if all of those things happen to me, I will still be smiling. Cause as the saying goes, a bad day at Disney is better than a bad day anywhere else!


Who else is excited to be going to Disney World and is not going to let all the bad things that could happen bring them down? Let's be happy people! We are going to Disney World!

I'll take a day at Disney over a day at home any day of the week.