this is such a funny site, http://www.goodquotes.com/sillyquotes.htm. Not sure of how clean things are content wise, but this is where I got the quotes and funnyisms.
I lived on a court in the early 80's and EVERYONE was friends. When I looked at the empty court now, all I saw was people playing volleyball, sitting on lawn chairs and laughing, throwing water balloons at each other. We were a really tight neighborhood. Block parties, birthday parties whenever there was a birthday. Neighborhoods just aren't like that anymore. Sad.
Yes I did, but the morons who live there now painted MY HOUSE TURQUOISE BLUE~~~~~AND they took out the beautiful rock landscaping job my parents did years ago, the nerve of them.