Post Weird Questions (for laughs, not actual advice!)

[LuvOrlando]

Aw, orange and yellow are the best!

A bold untruth

 

[luvthatduke]

Alright people….lets settle this once and for all…..right here, right now…..

What came first - the chicken or the egg???

God created adult fowl, chickens, etc. on Day 5 of Creation Week.
So, the chicken came first. At least in my Book .

 

[Pea-n-Me]

Where do all the socks go in the laundry?

I can actually answer this! We had our dryer serviced recently and I couldn’t believe how many random things I found in the barrel of the darned thing when they took it apart! Lots of socks! Kinda paranoid about it now when I do laundry, lol.

 

[ford family]

God created adult fowl, chickens, etc. on Day 5 of Creation Week.
So, the chicken came first. At least in my Book .

Isn't there a separate board for controversial topics?!!

ford family

 

[TCRAIG]

If you unscrew your belly button, will your butt fall off?

 

[CAPSLOCK]

If you unscrew your belly button, will your butt fall off?

Weight loss solution?

 

[Rogue1677x]

How are you supposed to get experience if no one will hire you because you don't have experience?

I dealt with that so much when I graduated high school and was looking for a job.

 

[goofyernmost]

Why in every car commercial are the license plate painted the same color as the car?

Designer Plates. It's all the rage.

 

[goofyernmost]

Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the dip
In the dip da dip da dip?

 

[dizneegirl]

Who wrote the book of love, and why are there only four chapters?

 

[luvthatduke]

Isn't there a separate board for controversial topics?!!

ford family

Who said this was a controversial subject?
I'm not arguing with anyone, I gave my honest answer.

ETA: If there's a list please point me to it.

 

[PollyannaMom]

Who said this was a controversial subject?
I'm not arguing with anyone, I gave my honest answer.

ETA: If there's a list please point me to it.

Posts concerning politics and religion are not allowed, per DISboard policy:



But that rule is suspended on the Controversial Forum, where people have to opt-in.

 

[Tink-osophy]

I know people joke about it, but, seriously, why did the chicken cross the street?

... Was another chicken egging her on?!

 

[luvthatduke]

Posts concerning politics and religion are not allowed, per DISboard policy:

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But that rule is suspended on the Controversial Forum, where people have to opt-in.

Duly noted.
Odd, tho, that I've made many remarks here that would be considered Christian
and only one DIS'r had anything to say about it (after the new board was started
and they were frequently posting there).
And I've only had one mod let me know that a thread title I used needed to be changed.

I've never tried to force my views on anyone here.
I frequently let people know I'm praying for them, too.
Is that allowed?

I'm over on the new board but took a break because of some sadness in my life.

 

[slo]

Are Trix really just for kids?

 

[PollyannaMom]

Are Trix really just for kids?

Absolutely not!!

 

[leebee]

Are Trix really just for kids?

NO, absolutely not!!!

 

[goofyernmost]

I know people joke about it, but, seriously, why did the chicken cross the street?

... Was another chicken egging her on?!

Death wish? If only it knew the near future that will be taken care of without all that walking.

 

[goofyernmost]

Posts concerning politics and religion are not allowed, per DISboard policy:



Duly noted.
Odd, tho, that I've made many remarks here that would be considered Christian
and only one DIS'r had anything to say about it (after the new board was started
and they were frequently posting there).
And I've only had one mod let me know that a thread title I used needed to be changed.

I've never tried to force my views on anyone here.
I frequently let people know I'm praying for them, too.
Is that allowed?

I'm over on the new board but took a break because of some sadness in my life.

You are OK. As you said you weren't making an effort to convert anyone and were just expressing you opinion on the chicken/egg controversy based on what you believe. Sometimes the sensitivity garbage is over done and partially the reason for the situation we find ourselves in today. If they have a better opinion on what came first, why didn't they say what it was?

 

[TCRAIG]

I know people joke about it, but, seriously, why did the chicken cross the street?

... Was another chicken egging her on?!

Don’t know about where you’re from - but ‘round here - it’s to prove to the possum it can be done!