Post celebrating the fact that this post represents how many posts I would have if I posted one post every year from 1 AD until the year of my birth.
Then realizes that it wouldn't be possible because:
1) it would be impossible for me to post before I was born
b. home computers and the internet weren't around in 1971, and certainly weren't around before then
III- this post would be completely confusing after my next post, and my signature no longer accurately represents the number of years between 1 AD and the year of my birth.
hits "submit reply" anyway