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[karynnix]

POster apologizing for absence. Husband's brother's sister-in-law had a 3rd cousin whose former college roommate had a parrot with an infected toe on its left foot.

Poster requests prayers for said parrot.

 

[LaraK]

POster apologizing for absence. Husband's brother's sister-in-law had a 3rd cousin whose former college roommate had a parrot with an infected toe on its left foot.

Poster requests prayers for said parrot.

Poster indicates that PP was useless without pictures.

 

[karynnix]

ENORMOUS PICTURES of infected toe on said parrot.

 

[mattsdragon]

Heh
Poster indicates it will take a lot of padding to get to the enormous size sported by this poster.

Poster pointing out that he always thought size didn't matter.

 

[LaraK]

Poster pointing out that he always thought size didn't matter.

Poster carefully backs away from the keyboard to avoid many many points.

Guy whistling naughtily smilie

 

[mirthmaiden]

I did... well, good for me!!

Actually I don't have that kind of power, but thanks...

Yep. Thanks It all worked out even better in the end.

 

[RVGal]

Poster pointing out that he always thought size didn't matter.

Snarky reply basically stating "Yeah... right..."

Dozens of replies flaming "Yeah... right..." post for discrimination based on size.

sick smilie and pixie dust smilie for infected-toe-parrot

 

[Kath2003]

Poster states that her cat threw up - should she take it to the ER? What would be best to clear up the cat puke?

 

[LaraK]

Poster states that her cat threw up - should she take it to the ER? What would be best to clear up the cat puke?

Poster indicates that she has a cousin who has a neighbor who's uncle had a cat that threw up once and then it died...so PP should absolutel take the cat to the Emergency Vet RIGHT NOW!

 

[LaraK]

Snarky reply basically stating "Yeah... right..."

Dozens of replies flaming "Yeah... right..." post for discrimination based on size.

sick smilie and pixie dust smilie for infected-toe-parrot

Poster posts complaining about irresponsible distribution of pixie dust indicating that clearly we are wasting the dust on animals and childrn when it should be reserved for middle age Dis posters who have life crisises....like getting bumped from All Stars to a Moderate Hotel.

 

[Marilou]

Poster indicates that she has a cousin who has a neighbor who's uncle had a cat that threw up once and then it died...so PP should absolutel take the cat to the Emergency Vet RIGHT NOW!

Two posters with horror stories of deplorable treatment at their emergency vet's office.

Three posters rant at other two posters and post their heart-warming stories of emergency vet care.

One poster who dropped out of vetrinary school offering to diagnose cat via the internet and asks for digital photo of vomit to help him along.

 

[Marilou]

Poster posts complaining about irresponsible distribution of pixie dust indicating that clearly we are wasting the dust on animals and childrn when it should be reserved for middle age Dis posters who have life crisises....like getting bumped from All Stars to a Moderate Hotel.

Poster rants towards PP accusing them of age discrimination.

6 posters post with long rants regarding resort bumping with long winded details and links to their even longer winded trip reports.

 

[LaraK]

Poster rants towards PP accusing them of age discrimination.

6 posters post with long rants regarding resort bumping with long winded details and links to their even longer winded trip reports.

Poster indicates that middle age is the best age....no hormones of puberty and pregnancy and not perimenopausal yet.

Three poster indicate that perimenopausal people are middle aged too

Three posters from the Teen Boards post that life is over after 30.

432 posters tell the teens to bite them.

 

[Marilou]

Poster doing a happy dance with an obscene quantity of dancing smileys that as of last night she had made the top 3! Looking for the "I have no life" smilie

Poster still laughing her buttocks off re: the whole size doesn't matter comment. PP must have known what a stir that would cause.

 

[Marilou]

Poster indicates that middle age is the best age....no hormones of puberty and pregnancy and not perimenopausal yet.

Three poster indicate that perimenopausal people are middle aged too

Three posters from the Teen Boards post that life is over after 30.

432 posters tell the teens to bite them.

It's an oldie but a goodie

Poster posts cute lil quip about PP owing them new internet viewing media due to (insert beverage of choice) being spewed out of one or more facial orifices.

 

[Marilou]

Poster states that her cat threw up - should she take it to the ER? What would be best to clear up the cat puke?

OP pops up out of nowhere and posts links to various websites with helpful household hints on cleaning up cat vomit.

sad shaking head smilie followed by the ever popular statement that "One could get this answer on google in 0.24 seconds"

 

[Marilou]

Annoying "morning person" poster posts story about her DD's Halloween costume (that's where the paper mache came in) and describes it in great detail.

Posts question "what are your kids dressing up as for Halloween?"

Shameless attempt to hijack thread

(also a lil post padding can't hurt)

 

[mattsdragon]

Poster posts complaining about irresponsible distribution of pixie dust indicating that clearly we are wasting the dust on animals and childrn when it should be reserved for middle age Dis posters who have life crisises....like getting bumped from All Stars to a Moderate Hotel.

Poster, using an anonymous sign-on because he was put in detention and given 853 points for "size doesn't matter" post, makes comment that he would NEVER consider going to All Stars because:
the rooms are too small
the theming is tacky
the walls are too thin
there are too many kids at the pools
the food choices are not diverse
the cleaning staff isn't efficient (that curly hair was on the bathroom floor for the whole week)
the lobby staff didn't immediatly offer them an upgrade to GF when there were no towel animals in the room upon check-in
something happened to his cousin's goat's doctor's mother's neighbor once involving a washing machine, a hack saw and an ocelot.

 

[Marilou]

Poster, using an anonymous sign-on because he was put in detention and given 853 points for "size doesn't matter" post, makes comment that he would NEVER consider going to All Stars because:
the rooms are too small
the theming is tacky
the walls are too thin
there are too many kids at the pools
the food choices are not diverse
the cleaning staff isn't efficient (that curly hair was on the bathroom floor for the whole week)
the lobby staff didn't immediatly offer them an upgrade to GF when there were no towel animals in the room upon check-in
something happened to his cousin's goat's doctor's mother's neighbor once involving a washing machine, a hack saw and an ocelot.

An overwhelming quantity of posts asking for all the details since they own a washing machine, a hacksaw and/or an ocelot.

PP does not respond in a timely fashion so PP's PM box gets flooded with pleas for the story.

 

[TriMom]

POster apologizing for absence. Husband's brother's sister-in-law had a 3rd cousin whose former college roommate had a parrot with an infected toe on its left foot.

Poster requests prayers for said parrot.

In an atempt to steer hijacked thread back to a previous hijacking:

7 posts suggesting the parrot wear crocs
16 posts saying ditto
3 posts of people wanting to preform internet surgery on the toe because even though they are not vets, they did stay at a Holliday Inn.