Pirates minus "Auction a Bride"

[jenniferhouston2]

Can anyone give an update on the "new and improved" Pirates ride without the "Auction a Bride" scene?

Will I, as a woman, feel safer and less triggered? I mean I was so empowered when they changed POTC years ago back from pirates chasing women in a circle to women chasing the pirates in a circle!

Shouldn't we just give up on those nasty pirates, and import some of the animatronic children from IT'S A SMALL WORLD into Pirates of the Carribbean to wave at us as we float by?

Instead of having those children singing the POTC the theme song "Yo ho, yo ho, a Pirate's life for me" (it is patently obvious that it is really a song that demeans women and calls us "hos") to maybe a Rick Astley song "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...."

Maybe get rid of the rum bottles and switch to organic Spring Water?

Any other ideas?

 

[Paul Rodgers]

Maybe instead of the ship and cannon scene, they should revamp that to a flower-filled musical sequence with Johnny Depp tap dancing on the plank?

 

[anneboleyn]

Alrighty then!

Edited to add: I think the people outraged at the removal of the scene are just as silly as the people who were outraged at the inclusion of it (although, to be honest, I never saw anyone flipping out over the initial scene in the first place).

 

[DisneyFive]

New scene for reference: http://www.wdwinfo.com/news-stories...fficially-opens-today-with-new-redhead-scene/

My $0.02...

Maybe replace Johnny Depp with Bob Iger in the final scene, enjoying all his greed ridden plunders and booty?

Dan